2713 I Can't Breathe! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡 posted 1 day ago by NRAPepe 1 day ago by NRAPepe +2715 / -2 281 comments share 281 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (281) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 21 ▼ – barryb0nds 21 points 1 day ago +21 / -0 How do you even let yourself get that fat permalink save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – NRAPepe [S] 31 points 1 day ago +33 / -2 Allow me to answer that in haiku: Kang of the cornbread. Eating cookies and chiggers. Fat sloppy ass. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – LookFatty 8 points 1 day ago +8 / -0 Bruh... 5-7-5. So close.... but still good permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – chesswhilehigh 6 points 1 day ago +6 / -0 Change the last “ass” to “asses” to make the last line 5 syllables. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – booblitchutz 4 points 1 day ago +4 / -0 Why not? She's not going to get a husband or even a committed boyfriend. So why do your looks matter (for her)? permalink parent save report block reply
How do you even let yourself get that fat
Allow me to answer that in haiku:
Kang of the cornbread.
Eating cookies and chiggers.
Fat sloppy ass.
Bruh... 5-7-5. So close.... but still good
Change the last “ass” to “asses” to make the last line 5 syllables.
Why not? She's not going to get a husband or even a committed boyfriend.
So why do your looks matter (for her)?