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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 71 points ago +71 / -0

One version of the vaccine gives you covid symptoms for several days.

You know what else gives you the same symptoms for the same length of time?

Covid.

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Olds77 26 points ago +32 / -6

But you actually get immunity from Covid from the disease and for a longer period of time.

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giacomo 18 points ago +18 / -0

This isn't an antibody vaccine, it's mRNA based. Vaccine recipients have contracted covid, so how effective can it be? If you get covid you'll develop natural immunity.

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Harambe 25 points ago +25 / -0

This isn't a vaccine at all.

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FreeJack2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly it's a digital slave collar with perhaps more Orwellian abilities developed through nano technology.

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Olds77 -4 points ago +5 / -9

There are other ones like the Novavax that should be out soon and the J&J that are one shot and not mRNA based. I'm not excited about any of them.

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Uzaka123 23 points ago +23 / -0

J&J just got recalled for causing blood clots.

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dldeuce 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, I thought they said that 6 people had blood clots, and one died, if I got that right. Just looked it up on the CDC's Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System. 972 people died after taking the Moderna vaccine. I wonder when the medical gods at the CDC/FDA will "pause" that one?

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never, too much upside for insiders.

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Mister_anonymous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but if it can save JUST ONE LIFE... isn’t it worth it??!

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Olds77 5 points ago +10 / -5

You mean the same people that ruthlessly pushed opiates might have issues with their rushed vaccine?

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Uzaka123 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lmfao. I survived Swine Flu in 2009, and I survived Covid. And unless these fuckers decide to weaponize a Hemorrhagic fever next time, I'm sure I'll survive whatever bullshit shows up next.

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Noooo, my friendly neighborhood asbestos baby powder merchant? Couldn’t be.

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LowKeyPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The same company making boys grow breasts and giving women ovarian cancer and so on and so on...

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ENormaStitz 3 points ago +3 / -0

No you don’t. That’s what they want you to think but this new type of vaccine doesnt work that way.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Potentially permanent.

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Worried about Covid, here take this...." - guy

"What is it?" - some people

most people take it anyways, without waiting for the answer

"Covid." - guy

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dagoat4l 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey don't use logic on us. We wants the poison.

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know what else gives you the same symptoms for the same length of time?

Covid.

Wait, I thought most cases of the chinavirus were asymptomatic.

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ENormaStitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jesus. Just no. Where have you been. There is no such thing as asymptomatic covid. That just means they ran your test for so many extra cycles that they picked up the cold you had last year.

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PieceOfParchment7 27 points ago +27 / -0

Take their stapler.

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weezysweasel 19 points ago +19 / -0

take the coworkers desk. they may not be comin back

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DeplorableKatie 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just 5 more minutes of mega desk? Please?

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EricCharliemella 5 points ago +5 / -0

MEGA DESK!

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Harambe 18 points ago +18 / -0

One of my coworkers got the jab and he has been out of office more than in office for the past few weeks. Starting to worry about the guy. He sounded like total shit when he was in as well.

Total libtard but always nice to me. He doesn't deserve to die...oh well. His body his choice, right? Lmao

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bill_in_texas 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like a great excuse to take some sick days, without actually having to BE sick.

"Uh, yeah, boss, I'm getting the vaccine."

Next day: "Uh, boss, I can't make it in, I've got horrible Wu flu like symptoms. Probably won't make it in the rest of the week, OK? But hey, I'm doing my part!"

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k-doe1 11 points ago +11 / -0

He ded

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Cuomorbidities 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ress my case!

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BourneTactical 11 points ago +11 / -0

My coworker got the J&J shot yesterday and isn’t here today. Can’t help but laugh that it was halted use today.

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nocomply55 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dead. Hope you weren't close. Brother/sister has crossed to the other side.

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Ruck__Feddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's one for you. I have a coworker who him and wife got the vaccine. Baby due shortly. On top of that, they both took off time to quarantine before the baby comes.

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Harambe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Their kid is gonna have big league autismo

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Dogpile1 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s dead Jim!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

F in the comments for OP's coworker

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey I’ve got two coworkers in that boat.

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Furshezil 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say it takes 3 days to recover. That's why Corporations like Wal-Mart give employees the shot on Friday afternoon.

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sdl5 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am worried about worker at a bloodbank I deliver for- younger say no older than mid 30s female slightly chubby but otherwise has an uber healthy lifestyle and mini farm even...

Up to 3 weeks ago was there 5 days a week during day, sarcastic, sharp, very organized.

Then mentioned in front of me was due for 1st vaxx next day....

Saw her briefly 3 days later- she was designated late night coverage, urgent delivery. She looked and sounded like shit, rambling, groggy. Thought maybe not a night person.

Next time I saw her was a full week later- early AM coming in and said first day back after week off. Looked pale with dark circles under eyes, had no idea of pending delivery, abrupt in speech, acted exhausted.

I have not seen her since, day or night. And on average I am inside in daytime 2 or more times a week, at least 3 times a week evenings too.

Her workspace now looks neglected vs shut for day.

No one has mentioned her name around me while pixking up any of those gigs until today, when a return order had her name as contact and I asked if form inside was correct- and the actual staffer there who is normally very chatty and personal suddenly looked at ground and babbled something about form was fine fine all ok. And avoided looking at me while basically verbally shooing me out of the building.

😳😔😕

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BropolloCreed -4 points ago +1 / -5

Counterpoint:. I got the 2nd dose, went to a baseball game, had 10 beers, and was hungover the next day, but no other symptoms.

Sounds like your coworker was weak.

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BotFlyPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or you got vaccine that got hot and decomposed into saline and free lipids.