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I started a new job last month. The company sent a mass email to new hires to give a chance to introduce them to the company wide team. Asks all new hires to submit this form with a face pic, title..etc.What irks me is the fact that they are asking for my god damn pronouns and it's a REQUIRED field (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by LowIQCrazyMika ago by LowIQCrazyMika +7 / -0
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– creamkern 4 points ago +4 / -0

How many characters does is accept because you could get pretty creative with this one. Might I suggest no vowels - much like Grindr it could make you seem ultra kewl.

How about... the letter H.

Just H and have it be pronounced silent.

Wait, no, the letter A, just the letter A then tell them you thought it was a place for your password (reference NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRGljemfwUE )

You could position yourself as a joker, if that's the role you want to play in the group.

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– MajorBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro/bruh

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– Harambe 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • and _
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– LowIQCrazyMika [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am a troll, so I am inclined to write "His Majesty God Emperor"

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– FusionRealm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was thinking the same thing!! 😂🤣

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– nocomply55 1 point ago +1 / -0

It/its.

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– FTR22 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be looking for a new employer at this point.

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– 4cdarth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patriot, American, fuck your pronouns.

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– Porkchop-express 1 point ago +1 / -0

His/attack helicopter

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