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th3colon3l 27 points ago +29 / -2

It wont work if you’re not black

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WillieBrownsMistress [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

My great uncle once went to Africa and was definitely dark skinned.

He's more African American than the average University Africana studies professor.

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TrumpIsLegend 6 points ago +6 / -0

Definitely this.

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

^^THIS^^THIS^^

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MrStep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adopt a good kid like Trayvon, George, Duarte (or whatever this latest gangbanger was - not really so critical), and you could be the family getting the payout.

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tom914 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obviously he can do both, just like George Floyd!

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 5 points ago +5 / -0

If only Bonnie and Clyde were black their families would've got way more money than just robbing banks.

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MeloniaisMelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

He could overdose WHILE having a police altercation. That'll make his wife/family the most mullah.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 1 point ago +2 / -1

"How many Superbowl rings does the Vikings have?"

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Veylis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is he black ?

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's easy, just drive him there while supplying him with drugs. Keep telling him that you're meeting some high level drug dealers to set up a huge score, but that a rival gang has pretending to be cops and killing clients once they're in the fake squad car.

This should work pretty well. If not, just kill him yourself and claim the cops did it. Evidence isn't really needed in woke world.

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Chosimbaone 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think if you're truly interested in maximizing profits I don't see why doing both is not an option. I hear the payout is triple if you dies in the altercation.

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Not_my_prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just shove him down a flight of stairs and spare everyone.

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

And just like that the drug addicts found the purpose they sought

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tap40 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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hackinthebox 0 points ago +1 / -1

How about “fuck you” and try to support him in a rehab, you evil fuck

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Not_my_prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who let the bleeding heart libtard in here?