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TEXinLA 320 points ago +320 / -0

"You still have extras"...

"Extras"

"EXTRAS"

LMAO.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 188 points ago +188 / -0

WTF is an extra gun? Is that like the uncredited ones they use in the movie films?

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TEXinLA 90 points ago +90 / -0

Maybe so...

My brain couldn't process labeling multiple firearms "extras".

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 48 points ago +48 / -0

Same reaction...as if they are Halloween candy to be passed out

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utfanx2 39 points ago +39 / -0

You get a highpoint. And you get a highpoint. Everybody gets a highpoint!

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Red37 19 points ago +19 / -0

Mosin crates are for handing out.

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1787 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holdon where can I get mine?

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Sl0re10 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big5... 8 Years ago.

Now they cost too much to be worth it. Get a AK or SKS.

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BaldyGull 6 points ago +6 / -0

Found Raz from CHAZ.

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Gadsden 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's because they have zero knowledge of firearms, their value, how to use them, or why we need them.

I wouldn't give them a "spare" firearm, anyway, for fear they'd do something stupid and it would come back on me.

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WU_HAN_FRU 15 points ago +15 / -0

From you according to your ability; to me according to my need ;-)

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Rune_ 39 points ago +39 / -0

There are no extras. Only a diverse cast of guns. They’re all different and all needed for representation!

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TEXinLA 15 points ago +15 / -0

^^THIS^^THIS^^

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Fenianlad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like children

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20-guage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine this doofus walking into your local gun dealer / shop, bellying up to the counter, and saying in his most gender-free soyboy voice -- "I'm here to buy some 'extras.'"

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep thinking of that jingle for that inane show "Extra".

Extras. Ha ha ha

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20-guage 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't stop laughing. This is the funniest thing I've seen/read in months.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Your comment triggered an extra round.

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hallway_monitor 48 points ago +48 / -0

lol, if in a blue state tell them it’s illegal to loan a gun, lots of blue states have these kinds of b.s. laws

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MAKE 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's not very fair lol

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unashamed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Under HR1, you’d end up in jail for loaning the gun. And when they end up killing themselves playing around with it, you’d be tried for murder.

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bluto36 11 points ago +11 / -0

i could not loan one in washington state but i could give it to him pending a FFL background check of course

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WU_HAN_FRU 40 points ago +40 / -0

"Your extras." Like your extra money. Since you have more than one dollar, I'm entitled to what I need out of your "extras."

Typical entitled lefty mentality.

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JollyJoker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good point

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they-see-me-trollin 6 points ago +6 / -0

there are no extras... all of my guns identify as beanie babies.

i'm sure BLM rioters would love to snuggle up to Fluffernuggins, my 6.5 creedmoor little baby.

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hotCovfefeMod 1 point ago +1 / -0

New York Reload

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NYESEXJUNK 82 points ago +82 / -0

Reminds me of a coworker's response when people would ask him if he had an 'extra' cigarette. checks pack "nope, they didn't give me any extras".

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Fenianlad 19 points ago +19 / -0

I’m stealing this.

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MeinDonald 8 points ago +8 / -0

jogger /s

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha

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SteelMonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was searching for this exact comment

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utfanx2 37 points ago +37 / -0

Two is one. One is none.

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Nameless_Mofo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kind of like data backups.

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Lovepede 9 points ago +9 / -0

And right now, no gun is anything, because there is no ammo.

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BaldyGull 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the boating accident.

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DeadOverRed 13 points ago +14 / -1

It's like having too much money.

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Doug 13 points ago +13 / -0

Got any of that extra money for me bruh?

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ethnic-Kekistani 11 points ago +11 / -0

The thought process of a sniveling communist.

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OldGreg 217 points ago +218 / -1

“You can vote your way into Socialism and instability, but history proves you have to shoot your way out.” - some wise person somewhere.

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Industry4 68 points ago +68 / -0

Possibly the based Ayn Rand.

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DarkDrai 29 points ago +30 / -1

I only watched the movie, but damn Atlas Shrugged is good.

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BigLove 23 points ago +24 / -1

The movies are horrible. They don't do the book justice by a long shot.

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GarudaOne 13 points ago +13 / -0

Like every book to movie adaptation.

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2008RonPaul2012 11 points ago +11 / -0

But especially something like Atlas Shrugged, where so much is about philosophical discussion.

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phandaal 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even without the philosophy there's just so much they didn't get right in the Atlas Shrugged movies. In fact, they did almost everything poorly. Poor casting, inexplicable directorial changes, the works.

Stuff that didn't really come down to a low budget, just felt like negligence that could have been avoided.

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PodunkTexas 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can download a free epub of Atlas Shrugged on line.

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do realize that is the point right?

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2008RonPaul2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is the point?

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Gadsden 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOTR may be the exception.

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Snipthetipandsip 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only book to movie that the movie did better is arguably Fight Club to which Chuck Palahnik (who wrote both the book and the screen play) himself said was.more proud of the screenplay then he was the book.

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Tyrone_biggums 1 point ago +1 / -0

With One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest a possible exception

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10MeV 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Dune" is another good example. There's so much in the book, a faithful movie would be hours long, unwatchable for the typical movie goer. But the abridgement needed to make a watchable movie leaves out so much it frustrates the typical reader.

I'm afraid there are books that just can't be made into a decent movie with any real fidelity to the book.

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BaldyGull 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is where shows should come in. A better format for entertainment in my opinion. Especially without commercials or confinement to half hour time slots.

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DonuteaterReturns 2 points ago +2 / -0

It amazes me that producers haven't realized that when people are binge watching episodes on streaming services, you can have episodes be different lengths.

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BaldyGull 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would trip me up, but I understand the artistic utility.

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a 4-part SciFi channel special for Dune back in early 2000s. It was also pretty crap.

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phandaal 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you don't want to read one of the longest books in the world, check out the audiobook version. It's a long one but the narrator is great.

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DarkDrai 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure they don't, but I still enjoyed them.

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 161 points ago +161 / -0

what I find even more infuriating is that he still has the fucking nerve to say : Stop being a fucking dumbass. asking to stop. and also calling the resonable man a dumbass.

Like who should stop? and who is the dumbass?!!!

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 122 points ago +122 / -0

What annoys me is he thinks borrowing a gun is something you ask somebody over text message instead of face to face. The naivete is stunning!

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ShadowyMrBlank 76 points ago +76 / -0

And I can guarantee that if he was allowed to "borrow" it, he would never give it back.

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Nameless_Mofo 97 points ago +97 / -0

Also thanks to the gun laws he advocates for, loaning someone a firearm is a crime.

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 59 points ago +59 / -0

maybe he is trying to entrap him!

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peterstrzoked 70 points ago +71 / -1

This was my thought - no fucking way would I loan a nut job leftie a gun

He’d probably post a picture on social media with the serial numbers and say “see how easy it was for me to bypass background check”

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wake_up33 37 points ago +37 / -0

I thought the exact same thing. Sounded sketchy.

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MuhNameJeff 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s savage if so

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 38 points ago +38 / -0

Or discharge it accidentally wounding or killing himself or somebody close by to him.

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RolandDelacroix 43 points ago +43 / -0

Stop talking me into loaning him one

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HurdyGurdyHer 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's mean. Heheh....

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

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JollyJoker 11 points ago +11 / -0

According to cops, if you loan something than legally it is no longer yours.

Like if you loan a lawnmower and the neighbor decides to keep it.

The cops say that a crime requires action and intent.. and that since they didn't take it, you 'gave it to them' and they consider it theirs, there is no crime.

Warn all your friends that the cops think this way.

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jealousminarchist 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is not "the cops" thinking, that is one flavor of criminal philosophy. But not all judges think that way and there is still a difference between the so-called dolus malus ("hard" intent) and simply blame.

If you know that lending firearms is a crime and/or you know that your neighbor specifically didn't pass the background checks, you start to take some responsibility for whatever happens.

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Fenianlad 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder what judge Judy says

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IBentMyWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant!

Imma drag Chipman into Judge Judy’s small claims court saying I bought my AR pistol in good faith and he’s trying to extort me $200 or he will steal it from me.

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anon2309011 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now do homes.

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infeststation 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny how you can go from “the current laws aren’t restrictive enough” to “fuck the current laws, I need one now.”

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MrStep 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, an angry soy-boy - it's kind of raises a red flag!

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Fignugent 123 points ago +123 / -0

it's too perfect... so i'm going to say

fake

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Fignugent 42 points ago +42 / -0

nah if the guy just went through one he'd know that it's a "waiting period" not a background check.

background checks are instant

and the proper response to someone asking for a gun isn't "lol i would but you blablablad before..."

its "why would you think other people would just GIVE you a gun, retard"

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 22 points ago +24 / -2

I don't know. I talk like that to those morons all the time. I always remind them of who they are in all discussion. And I think if all people were like me on this they wouldn't have been so rampant and they would think many many times before acting and talking stupid.

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tyrantsgetthescope 21 points ago +21 / -0

Just a lil ironic that not only is this guy nonchalantly asking for guns over text he also marches in anti gun rallies to wit our hero owns him w the counter. Seems a wee bit manufactured

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Miztivin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its more of the, you got any of them extra guns comment.

Not even a liberal would say that. Sounds made up.

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Ben45 7 points ago +8 / -1

background checks are not instant. Even before the plandemic, it could take hours to go through. Took about 30-40 minutes for one for me. During the plandemic, it took days. Idk about now, it's probably back to normal.

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IBentMyWookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

My friend is not a felon but has a VERY common name and was born and raised in a very felonious area. It was a 3 hour wait. We got pizza.

Happy ending: and after the wait he got his first gun. 😃

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Tyrone_biggums 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same and same, i get delayed at least a day every time

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DaleGribbleWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

💯

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NYforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah definite larp

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pelt 45 points ago +45 / -0

Even if this isn't real... I can still appreciate the humor in this.

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Miracle_on_Ice 41 points ago +41 / -0

"Hi, I hate guns and think the numerous restrictions on them are not enough; also, can I borrow one of yours so I can go around all these numerous restrictions, an action I would find morally reprehensible, 'dangerous,' and legally prosecutable if anyone else did it?"

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slangin_paint 17 points ago +17 / -0

Its different for them cuz they're special.

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ObongoForPrison2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Stop being a fucking dumbass" says the person who begs for their rights to be stripped by their government.

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TyrannyBuster 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Not enough time."

I'm sure that's the reason. My background checks don't usually take more than 30 minutes.

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chelthing 20 points ago +20 / -0

Eh, some states have unnecessary and arbitrary 8-day waiting periods too.

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ianpatrick1966 21 points ago +22 / -1

Sucks for people that live in those shitholes. They should move

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side_o_beef 6 points ago +6 / -0

would be classic if this leftist failed his bg check

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Dckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or 72 hours if you don't have a CCL.

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Vox_Dobad 4 points ago +4 / -0

It varies wildly from what I understand. I'm in a Constitutional Carry state, so I don't have a CCL. My two background checks each took about 15 minutes apiece.

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Kerra_Holt 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Yeah but what's happening now wasn't happening back then!"

Preppers always get the last laugh.

Just like the so-called conspiracy theorists.

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IBentMyWookie 9 points ago +9 / -0

**Alex Jones has barreled into the chat

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muhqtardtho 3 points ago +3 / -0

Preppers are some of the most chill people I've ever had the pleasure of working for. It seemed so silly when the tv shows first started getting popular, but they weren't fighting over TP at the wal mart looking even sillier lol.

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FuckGovernment 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you let this moron borrow your gun, he'd hurt himself with it or shoot a family member. Then you'd get sued.

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Shrillary 13 points ago +14 / -1

I posted it almost a year ago. Good find, OP. I almost forgot about it.

https://patriots.win/p/FzBGfQqX/lmao/c/

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Shrillary 4 points ago +5 / -1

I hope not, it's a timeless and funny convo

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muhqtardtho 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 day old account btw.

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DivvyDivet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sorry the same laws you supported also say I can't allow you to borrow my weapons without a background check.

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duder56 11 points ago +11 / -0

And he called you the dumbass xD

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WolverineParty 9 points ago +9 / -0

The last reply should be; "You first, you fucking dumbass."

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RolandDelacroix 9 points ago +9 / -0

Taunting antis is a good way to get red flagged. Just tell him you sold most of them, or offer to sell him one legally.

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NavySTG 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I'll do you a solid. I'll post your address on Craigslist thst you're looking forva firearm to borrow, since you don't have one. Maybe a good samaritan will pop over with a loaner."

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Canuck4Trump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Extras?? Extras?? We don't buy no stinkin' extras-- we buy the number we WANT

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Zxc26 7 points ago +8 / -1

So you need guns for protection, from peacefull protest? Soon its gona be so shit around, that even lefties will notice.

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realPierreDelecto 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fake

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zaia123 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why whenever I see these.. they remind me of a creative writing class

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Here_we_go 6 points ago +6 / -0

My husband was asked by his uncle that lives in nyc. He said the same- you have an extra, let me borrow it.

We all laughed and laughed. Lol gonna remind him again tonight to have another laugh.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the blue fag B had to say was "yeah... boy, I was wrong. I get it now"

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Use a rape whistle, or just fart. You'll be fine.

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RachetQueen2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like entrapment to me. Abort!

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Groupthinkgroupthink 6 points ago +6 / -0

'Throw away your fire extinguisher', omegalol.

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ThirteenPercenter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seems fake

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LibertySmiberty 3 points ago +4 / -1

I’ve had this conversation, it was pretty much the same.

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RedTesla 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha similar situation with me. I told them I can't just lend you my gun, are you crazy that's a felony. Go out and buy your own gun. 30 day wait period oh shit you didn't tell them about the gun show loophole?

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MAGAsJustBegun 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a fucking idiot lol.

If I sold guns, I wouldn't sell to anyone who voted for someone who pushes unconstitutional gun legislation (which is any legislation that restricts citizens from owning and operating)

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crazyjackel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t know about locality, but isn’t it illegal in some places to loan a gun?

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coldbrewcovfefe2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd rather be a law breaker than a dead law abider.

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

judged by 12 vs carried by 6

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

And this idiot isnt even learning the hard way. He's literally just gonna die purposefully stupid.

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LibertySmiberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

This reminds me why I stopped talking to my sister, We met for breakfast one morning and she told me she was on her way to a anti-gun rally in San Francisco.

She sent me pictures later of her at the protest holding a sign which was specifically about red flag laws.

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HurdyGurdyHer 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Not fair:" I'm not getting my way.

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Star51 4 points ago +4 / -0

Extra guns are like spare change

They don’t exist

I’ve just money and guns

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Thr33Swords 4 points ago +4 / -0

“ Stop being a fucking dumbass”

-A Dumbass

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QuietSpark 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no such thing as “extra” guns.

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Mister_anonymous 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fake and gay- but true

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m not given a gun to a liberal without a background check

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LaredoTornado 4 points ago +4 / -0

If this is real (which I doubt) they might be trying to incriminate you. Never get these sorts of things in writing.

Also if they've expressed anti-gun sentiment before and now they're interested in you breaking laws, they're probably Stasi.

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Bigpoppatrump420 4 points ago +4 / -0

That conversation went on too long. "Eat a Dick, Asshole" is all that needs to be said.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like it's a fucking video game where I can just drop you a gun from my inventory, no problem.

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deplorablepatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let them get hurt. They’ll tell their family and friends they should’ve had a firearm but were a dumbass.

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TheElk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elections have consequences....

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KoofasaForTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have added that loaning a gun to someone would be considered illegal in this situation so no, get your own gun.

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TWK02 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea Let me give you a $1000 handgun or $3000 rifle. KEK

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funckydechunk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I demand the rest of this conversation!

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daisytrench 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your neighbor is asking you to break the law.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

That happened

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KeeptheChief 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Stop being a fucking dumbass," said the grasshopper to the ant.

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Saltman5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well maybe she will understand when she is being raped that it is just the sexual preference of the person doing it. She wouldn't want to be a bigot and unarmed...

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Wearyman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The really funny part is, they probably live in a state where it is illegal for the neighbor to loan out any gun anyway.