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Luvs_2_Bop 46 points ago +46 / -0

I absolutely hate it & I absolutely love it

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KuzoKevin [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

If they don't bring this to market, they are retarded.

My kids are older now, but back in the day the wife insisted on a side-fucking-sliding-door minivan.

If I had that kind of HP, I'd tell the other dads in their SUV's dropping their kids at school to follow me to I-95 for a race to the next off ramp.

The baby in the car seat would have slept right through it all.

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DisbandTheCIA 36 points ago +36 / -0

Lmao this thing is gonna be memed into reality and I’ll fucking buy it.

I’m actually in the market for a minivan and was kind of disappointed it isn’t real. 😂

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why not? They sell a half-ton Ram with a 707hp Hellcat in it (TRX, I believe.)

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Clean_Pinch 12 points ago +12 / -0

I want it in black

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Former_Libtard 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet you do.

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KuzoKevin [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek.

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KuzoKevin [S] 38 points ago +38 / -0

Let's pray they do put this beast into production.

Imagine the toxic masculinity one could experience doing a Buck-Twenty on the Jersey Turnpike while the wife is changing a diaper in the back.

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DisbandTheCIA 29 points ago +29 / -0

And that’s just diaper-change speed!

I’m gonna need “late for school” launch control.

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KuzoKevin [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

That comment made me laugh.

Thanks, Fren.

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 23 points ago +23 / -0

My wife thinks I'm joking when she asks about a mini van and I say no, either a replica of the A Team van or nothing.

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KuzoKevin [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

With kids? The Dumb and Dumber van might be an easier sell - https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/dumb-and-dumber-vans

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Kerra_Holt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Guess you're ready',

Cause I'm waiting for you

It's gonna be so exciting!

Got this feeling

Really deep in my soul

Let's get out I wanna go come along... get it on!

Gonna take my car gonna sit in

Gonna drive alone till I get you

'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!

I wanna race for you shall I go now?

Gas gas gas!

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Kaarous 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't not upvote this. Man I hope they actually make this fucking thing so I can buy one.

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KuzoKevin [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Link to Errant Belles OC on Gab - https://gab.com/ErrantBelle/posts/106058591235237250

"Chrysler Pacifica Hellcat Is The Minivan Of Our Dreams" in CarBuzz - https://carbuzz.com/news/chrysler-pacifica-hellcat-is-the-minivan-of-our-dreams

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Food4thought 14 points ago +14 / -0

Because 700hp is what it takes to get those kids to school on time.

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Barbs 9 points ago +10 / -1

With 700Hp protesters blocking the road won’t even be an annoyance, more like a “what the hell was that?”

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Tx50bmg 15 points ago +15 / -0

They were selling low-13 sec capable minivan years ago. Imagine losing to a faux wood-paneled '80's Dodge Caravan:

http://www.gusmahon.org/html/Mini.htm

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DisbandTheCIA 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was a good read thanks.

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NoTimeToBleed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this an ad?

Are marketers infiltrating patriots.win?

Have we arrived?!?

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Barbs 9 points ago +10 / -1

It’s either a concept vehicle, or somebody’s wet dream minivan. I don’t think it’s in production.

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KuzoKevin [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden has entered the chat.....

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BiglyMagaMamma2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well that’s not dodge. That’s Chrysler which of course is all the same company but let’s be accurate

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Stallion 5 points ago +5 / -0

Makes me want to add supercharger to the 1996 buick roadmaster wagon and race.

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tap40 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yeah, but it's a Dodge.

Hate to break to everyone, but the Japanese still have our asses kicked when it comes to making good cars. The best thing coming out of the U.S. is the Corvette and hardly anyone has one.

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

You believe that only because media told you this.

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TraumaHotel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Minivan go VROOM

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Electric Mustang sounds like intentional sabotage, as if they want to kill off the brand. There's like 0 overlap in interest.

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peterstrzoked 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pretty sure I saw one yesterday at a dealership. The front bumper looked mostly solid (I.e. no airflow for radiator) so I’m assuming it was the electric one.

Fucking hideous

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like a Veloster with a Heath Ledger Joker smile on front. Between that and the concept it just boggles the mind.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real problem is a decent electric Mustang is going to be in the price range of a Porsche which will completely price out their target market.

Electrics can be insanely fast so from a "sports car" angle, it makes sense. It's just you don't get 250+ miles and 0-60 in sub 3.5 seconds at $50k.

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becky21k1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great idea except it will probably break down some way 386 times before the warranty runs out. FCA build quality is crap.

If I wanted a fast van I'd start with a 30 year old Chevy and build a motor for it.

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BasedTemplar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hot damn that's sexy!

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TheGrooter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go Dodge!

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still not doing it.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

/Laughs in Ram owner...

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tesla: 800 hp Cybertruck, 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds.

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becky21k1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unable to go 300 miles without a recharge

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GetMeOutOfNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair show me an 800+ hp car that does 300 miles per tank. I know it's different but if I had a car that fast it wouldn't be my daily driver and wouldn't matter if I had to charge it overnight

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tonysoprano 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dodge Demon. 800+ hp and 400 mile range.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

The advertised range is over 500 miles which at 70-80 mph on the highway is problably like 350 miles in reality.

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be a curse.

Kids are hard on vehicles. It would be painful to watch and I would probably die inside.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would be cool if it was designed for utility/cargo work instead of human hauling. Would love to have a vehicle like this.

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KuzoKevin [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well then it wouldn't be a goddamn minivan would it?

Let's empower toxic masculinity. Telling the wife on a rainy day you're going to toss the kids into the bed of an F-150 and cover them with a tarp is not very conducive to marriage tranquility, is it?

Grow some balls. Buy a mini-van.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

It would be a Ford Transport with an engine that would make me happy. A low-profile (low to the ground, that is) work truck for residential service and small commercial, but with some balls instead of weak econo-neering.

Plus if it is a Dodge/Chrysler it will guarantee American car mechanics will always have plenty of work to do.

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unashamed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chevy HHR SS Panel: https://youtu.be/BxFhNIgouMA

Or get a W211 E63 Wagon

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

my dude

thank you

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cursed

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RyanUpCreek 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is actually pretty nice

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Motor - electric powered

Engine - gasoline or other liquid fuel powered

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CucksRThem 1 point ago +1 / -0

I may take back that, "never buy a fucking a minivan" statement I made to my wife.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure it's not Ford and Chevy on drugs?

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SCP0073 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has me in tears, thanks for the laugh!

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RuleoVicus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love minivans. Don't get the hate. Better protection for my tools than a truck, carries heavier & larger loads than an SUV.

I legit believe anyone that buys an SUV are tards, it's a combo of the mini & a truck but far less capable what it copies.

Ads really do work on people.

Also: https://youtu.be/Ntbsg_frgP8

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projectarcturus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

We had to trade in our van for a much bigger one. Ran out of room to put all the kids. kek

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could turn that into an RV and be down by the river really fast.