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Forgotmypass666 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's really like patting yourself on the back after fucking up.

"yes sir unfortunately the car I racked up an hour ago cuasing thousands of dollars in damages and almost killing Jimmy. But I am really good at putting cars in the air sir, probably the best in the shop, that certainly isn't the kind of failure I make. I will investigate how it happened and make sure it doesn't happen again sir. "