I honestly will never understand people who think going to Disneyland or Disneyworld is some huge right of passage for kids (or for anyone). I love the old Disney movies, and probably always will, so I'm not a Disney hater. But the theme parks have always seemed to me like they'd just be hell.... strollers and people everywhere you turn, waiting forever for rides, obscenely high prices, etc. There are so many other theme parks in the country that come with less crowds, just as good or better rides (if you're looking for thrills), and much more reasonably priced. Even as a kid I never cared about ever going to Disney, and I couldn't care less about taking my own kids either.

I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that when one of those superwealthy emirs rents out an entire Disney park for a day or an evening (yes this has happened)... that Disney removes the most flamboyantly gay and most dykishly dykes from the list of employees working that day.

I have always hated there theme parks.