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Leaf has a shitty job (media.patriots.win)
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TEXinLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

"suicide attempt last night where SOMEONE BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF."

That's one tough headless human.

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Dirk_Diggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Back when the internet was the actual internet you could easily find images of people who suck started shotguns and actually survived. Pretty gnarly.

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a "Faces of Life" version of "Faces of Death".

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NavySTG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cousin was a cop. On one of his calls, a dude killed himself by putting a shotgun in his mouth. He blew the front of his face off, and the front part of his brain. It took about 20 more minutes to die. He was gurgling on blood, etc. My cousin wanted to put 2 rounds into the dudes chest but couldn't. Perhaps this paramedic witnessed something similar.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be. Had a relative (by marriage) attempt suicide by shooting himself in the head with a rifle.

Said relative was most likely drunk during the process. And he had used his toe to pull the trigger.

End result was a sizable centered vertical forehead furrow. Kinda looked like a finger run through frosting or spackling paste. The bullet traveled across the skull for a bit but no real bone damage.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

My cousin wanted to put 2 rounds into the dudes chest but couldn't.

I mean, at that point it's the humane thing to do. Damn that's rough.

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Clean_Pinch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe it means something different in canada

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps. Not easy to live through a close contact shotgun blast.