In some sense she was, she made noise, she's technically her own family...

Big OOF.

Also, in her book she talks about not wanting to die a virgin... Well, should have been a catholic then. And I don't mean that converting to catolicism would have saved her... But her likelyhood of dying a virgin would have dropped significantly, if you know what I mean, wink, wink, with the amount of "dirty writing" she had, certainly a priest or a nun would have "punished her". lol!