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KuzoKevin -2 points ago +1 / -3

If someone steals your car, who are you going to call?

Your local militia? Ghost Busters?

So much bravado. So little reality.

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Eu-is-socialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure as fuck i won't call you traitors.

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KuzoKevin -2 points ago +1 / -3

If you called me, I'd ask - "What the fuck do you think I'm going to be able to do to help you get your car back?"

Maybe I'll go on-line and post a bunch of dick-swinging, macho bullshit. The ass-hole who stole your car might read it and bring your car back with a full tank of gas.

That's a great strategy, but if you want your car back...

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are police allowed to return your car though? What if the person stealing it is black

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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Playing the race card? Really?

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TownHallBall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bootlicker

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Eu-is-socialist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then sure as fuck i wouldn't call the fucking COPS. Corrupt fucking traitors ... hand in hand with the gangs ... that is what they are.

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KuzoKevin 0 points ago +1 / -1

So you won't get your car back and be stuck riding a unicorn through your fantasy world?

Got it.

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Nunyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could call my insurance company or the police and guaranteed only one would yield me any benefit.

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KuzoKevin -1 points ago +1 / -2

And when your insurance company asks for a copy of the police report?

What's your response?

"Fuck the police! Write me a check!"

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

They did not ask. I live in a blue state where cars are stolen all the time and police do not come out for stolen cars or for cars that are broken I to. Insurance companies know this. Reports are not needed for claims.

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KuzoKevin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That doesn't seem like a policing issue. It seems more like a legislative or mayoral issue.

Those are the people who tell the cops what to do or not do.