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TASER! TASER! TASER! oh wait.. (stol...ugh... Appropriated) (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by EredAmlug ago by EredAmlug +2082 / -1
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DairyBoy 24 points ago +25 / -1

You’re under arrest!

So anyway, I started running away. Dindu nuffin.

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ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

On your way to the college chapel to praise Jesus before your premed class.

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BallsackPaneer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Pre-Med?

He told me at Academic Decathlon that he was going for a PhD in Astrophysics!

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Peashout 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well he couldn't pronounce, spell, or even know what three if those words mean so.....

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably a double major.

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

No wonder he resisted arrest. When you've got two theses papers due in 24hrs you can't be wasting time in a holding tank waiting for your bond to post.

I mean, Elon Musk does not call twice.

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

PhD-Med?

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EredAmlug [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!

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JudicialDredd 15 points ago +15 / -0

I love how the other cops in the cam footage just pause and look at the woman cop like "?????"

And then the Curb your Enthusiasm theme plays..

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BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +11 / -1

I lost all my Tasers in a hot tub accident.

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Smooth 9 points ago +10 / -1

Part of me goes, "Who cares, he was probably a drug dealer or some such scum anyhow." The other part of me goes "How do ya fuck that up?!"

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EredAmlug [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

And that's why we laugh. The criminal dies, diversity force fuck up, and a commie city burns.

Is that not a lowl?

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DystopianDoubleThink 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's clown world, all you can do is honk.

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ContraryMerry 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is a sad situation. My guess is she's been sitting behind a desk for a decade or so and, due to the loss of funds and collegues quitting, she was out in the field without any type of retraining. Mistakes happen, but those tasers are yellow and fairly hard to not identify it as a taser, not a gun. She's toast and can kiss her pension (and safety and possibly her freedom) good-bye. He didn't deserve to die for fleeing an outstanding warrant charge. Do we know what the outstanding warrant was for?

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EredAmlug [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Of course he doesn't deserve to die but what if he went speeding and caused an accident hurting or killing others. It's within the realm of possibility. Fuck him.

She must be feeling unreal levels of misery (if she's normal). She still pulled the trigger. I would wish for man slaughter.

I think it was theft.

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ContraryMerry 6 points ago +7 / -1

He definitely has some responsibility here. Not saying he doesn't and no doubt the prosecutor will argue he recognized it was a gun and not a taser and fled for his life. This is not a situation I'd like to find myself in, as far as the officer is concerned. Will the mob decide her fate or not? This is why many police are changing careers or taking early retirement. I don't blame them.

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EredAmlug [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Completely agree.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

She’s going to jail.

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Thomas1963-1967 6 points ago +7 / -1

DON'T RESIST ARREST.

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EredAmlug [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Joggers be jogging.

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Bazzellle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep seeing people say this but then someone else says what ya do when they tell you to go to gas chamber.

I agree with you - Don't resist arrest in situations your life isn't endangered. His life wasn't endangered until he escalated the situation as many criminals do.

Police officer asking you to go to gas chamber... Yep gonna resist that one because my life is already on the line. His was a traffic stop for a warrant....not the same as gas chamber libtard rebuttal.

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TrumpWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Taser Face

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bosticetudis 5 points ago +7 / -2

Oath. Breakers.

Give them no quarter. Until the "good cops" start arresting their "brothers in blue" for infringing on the Constitution, the do not deserve one ounce of respect.

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EredAmlug [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Diversity force with a low budget in a city that hates them fuck up.

Aye

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FLIBS 5 points ago +6 / -1

That was some fine police training they showed right there... But at the end of the day the perp escalated the situation.

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EredAmlug [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I wanted to say he most definitely would have been alive if he hadn't tried to run. But these diversity cops are so wokly diverse, he might have died just sitting in the car.

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The_garynator 4 points ago +5 / -1

/dead

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markolbb 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this might be the best use of this meme, ever?

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is there even a blue bat?

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

ACab

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sordfysh 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting for Crowder to have a "people at work" segment where they test out whether tasers can kill. And in the segment, the lady employee yells "TASER" and shoots the intern with a gun. Then she says, "oh shoot!" And then repeatedly yells "TASER" as she shoots dead the witnesses including the camera man.

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conservmillendad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Omg, I lolled so hard at this

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GuyWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn’t matter. * Mistah Kurtz – he dead.*