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TASER! TASER! TASER! oh wait.. (stol...ugh... Appropriated) (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by EredAmlug ago by EredAmlug +1511 / -0
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– DairyBoy 20 points ago +21 / -1

You’re under arrest!

So anyway, I started running away. Dindu nuffin.

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– ProphetOfKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

On your way to the college chapel to praise Jesus before your premed class.

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– BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pre-Med?

He told me at Academic Decathlon that he was going for a PhD in Astrophysics!

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– Peashout 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well he couldn't pronounce, spell, or even know what three if those words mean so.....

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– TheTrooper424 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/poz6W0znOfk

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– ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably a double major.

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– BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

No wonder he resisted arrest. When you've got two theses papers due in 24hrs you can't be wasting time in a holding tank waiting for your bond to post.

I mean, Elon Musk does not call twice.

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– EredAmlug [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL!

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