posted ago by TheMutualist ago by TheMutualist +12 / -3

Ben and Jerry's, Starbucks, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Nike, Sony.

These companies can constantly absorb losses from a few stores being burned down in riots. They have absolutely no consideration for the legal immigrant who spent 3 generations of money getting to America and pursuing a dream of being a small business owner. I'll just outright say it: I've started appropriating goods from any company that publicly supports Marxist organizations like BLM. I'm holding them to their same standards.

If the item is under $5, almost no store has a security tag on it.

If the item is more than $5, you can just discretely scratch out the barcode or remove the security tag.

I would advise not going after items more than $40-$50 at a time because then the store is far more motivated to track down what's going on.

This post is entirely satirical for legal purposes. Wink and a nod

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Highspergamy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alls fair in love and breadlines.