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Anon331717 349 points ago +351 / -2

It sounds afraid.

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 213 points ago +214 / -1

Yep an audit isnt usually a problem if you have nothing to hide.

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RedditStillSucks 168 points ago +168 / -0

Audits should be REQUIRED BY LAW at the end of every election.

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Formerlurker92 100 points ago +100 / -0

With big consequences for places caught cheating

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Hanging_Chad 35 points ago +35 / -0

Jetpacks programmed to Australia, with a half tank of fuel

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magacoder 27 points ago +27 / -0

Expensive program, needs a budget cut.

Replace that with a trebuchet and a dunce cap.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

mangonels powered by MtF trannies

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Hshsvsvsvsv 8 points ago +8 / -0

Democrats had literally no problem with Robert Mueller filling his team with 100% Hillary donors and nobody independent or right-wing..

Biden called this had no problem with Joe Biden appointing extremely far left anti-trump people to the doj..

Democrats love bias. They're simply scared when that is directed against them.. if you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to hidee

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Shinydenim 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gonna need to cut it further. Onagers operated by the least qualified illegal aliens

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bluedevilga 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give them each an inflatable raft with a hole cut in it so it blows up, and then slowly leaks. Have them fight over who gets the smallest hole, that way they can sirvive for a little while at sea, crowding and sinking each other's boats and a multiple day long extended panic to the death, but which will include a bunch of sharks.

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 3 points ago +3 / -0

ninja sharks

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saltyviewer123 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those caught should be used as target practice by Female cops with tazers and pistols.

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GODwins76 6 points ago +6 / -0

That'd definitely lower my taxes!

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BoffoTheClown 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too kind. Hung, drawn, and quartered as a minimum.

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on, man. The sharks are hungry

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Hshsvsvsvsv 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont make them sick on lizard

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes, the ole Commie Parachute trick

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helicopter Rides over the Atlantic.

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Testamernt 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs legs.

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MasterOfIllusions 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have a lot of laws, we just haven't been enforcing the consequences.

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FiresideRant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Audits should be required by law at the end of every election and before a winner is officially declared.

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PARTY-OF-CONSENT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just have all the ballot images available online so we can see them for ourselves.

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Norwegianskier 8 points ago +9 / -1

I cant wait to see the result

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 7 points ago +9 / -2

Spoiler: you wont because they wont let the audit happen

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Norwegianskier 6 points ago +7 / -1

We will se what happens.

In the meantime Rasmussen released a report stating that 51 % of the american population believes there is cheating in the american election.

Good luck Democrats!

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Hshsvsvsvsv 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are rookie numberss

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CosmoKramer 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is the next big media narrative. audits will show there was fraud, but media will downplay it and focus on audits being paid and done by Trump ninjas, domestic terrorists and conspiracy theorists

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MasterOfIllusions 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm not sure that will get as much traction as you might be afraid of. Isn't it obviously logical that Trump supporters are paying for the audit? Nobody else even wants to do one!

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leakmouth 0 points ago +28 / -28

So what’s going to come of all these audits? Oh yeah, nothing

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figgle 48 points ago +49 / -1

From someone who sees no hope, the audits are the only way to get cold-hard proof (not that we didn't have it in the lawsuits, this just can't be ignored by courts) that the media can't gaslight and have "experts" explain away arguing against points we never made.

I'm not saying trust the plan or two more weeks. I'm saying lets wait for the audits and the fallout generated by them. See what happens, then go from there.

Honestly, I really do see this as the last door. If this one doesn't open for us nice and easy, we break them all down.

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War_Hamster 38 points ago +39 / -1

These audits don't need to be accepted by courts. If the audits reveal fraud, the Legislatures have no choice other than to decertify their electors. Doing otherwise is a felony.

At least that's how it should play out.

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figgle 15 points ago +16 / -1

This.

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BloodyWolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

And what happens then? I can't see Biden conceding.

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BallsackPaneer 12 points ago +13 / -1

Muh "uncharted territory"

Who knows?

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +8 / -1

The Constitution has provisions for what happens with a hung electoral college.

It goes to the House, with one vote per State.

Remember, this only happens after exposing fraud so blatantly and irrefutably that the State Legislatures decisions are not contestable. We already have 51% of voters who think the election was stolen (Rasmussen Poll today). Imagine the public pressure after these audits are complete.

I'm sure they'll go kicking and screaming, but if they want a Constitutional Crisis, bring it on. That gets us to a Convention of States.

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BeardedNinjaPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

But when do we start shooting? Kek

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Robiscore98 1 point ago +2 / -1

Secession? Then what happens to the conservatives like me in heavy blue states?

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ianpatrick1966 0 points ago +2 / -2

Nothing. It's all a waste. We should be spending on ammo and merc

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

It might come down to this.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hear that, everybody? Nothing can stop what is coming.

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Pirate_Lafitte 24 points ago +24 / -0

This isn't a blitzkrieg, it's trench warfare. A lot of effort and blood will be expended just to gain a few feet of territory.

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figgle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Apt comparison. I'ma use this.

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mustard gas & handlebar mustaches.

Got it.

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BilbroNaggins 21 points ago +21 / -0

the media can't gaslight and have "experts" explain away

That's why they are preemptively throwing the "trumpians are paying for it" so they can focus on that and stay away form the facts that will be revealed.

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FreeNow 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can remember when the media paid for a hand recount in Florida in Bush vs Gore. Took a year, Bush still won. Why don't they pony up this time with some $ to help us out.

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figgle 6 points ago +6 / -0

People will find their way. It's now our job to make sure of it.

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mojorisen 17 points ago +19 / -2

There has already been enough evidence provided to prove fraud, many times over. The coup was total and it was complete. Every branch of the government along with the military, FBI, CIA, both parties and even many in Trumps White House was in on the steal.

There is absolutely NO evidence that will be accepted or gain traction. The elite class has decided what kind of country we are going to live in.

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figgle 14 points ago +15 / -1

If audits prove fraud beyond reasonable doubt, the state legislatures (the people who pushed for the audits and who are mostly on our side) can decertify electors even after the election, which could force a revote, a contest, or other legal means to overwrite the fraud. Fraud vitiates everything. Remember this.

If the audits and legislatures fail us, ammo box it is.

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JohnCocktoastin 9 points ago +13 / -4

Uh no...that ship sailed. We gotta stop deluding ourselves and start living in reality. The certification process has already played out. Congress had a choice to accept or not accept the electors. It wasn't as if none of those fags had no clue there was a problem. That is the check on all of this. It was legitimized. Biden is the president, like it or not.

Now what this will likely do is start the rumblings of impeachment for fraud. Of which, this congress is unlikely to do. Still, it turns this fool into the lamest of lame ducks in the history of lame ducks. It might be possible to remove him should republicans take back the house, and enough democrats in the senate feel like they are fucked if they don't vote to remove in light of the obvious evidence of fraud. It might start a chain of legitimate criminal investigations and indictments where we start to figure out actual names of who is involved. But the pipe dreams aren't happening.

Nobody is helped by pretending somehow there is another way besides this. It doesn't matter what states do regarding their electors at this point. What you are saying is like tearing up the bag after you find the pig in the poke. That accomplishes zero. There is ZERO constitutional process for a revote. None. No matter how outrageous this scenario is, the bastards in DC who fenced themselves in and knowingly certified fraud were the final arbiters.

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

You hopium fucks are destroying this country.

Nobody is gonna decertify shit unless we show up armed and make them.

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figgle 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm with you if the republican leaf legislatures cuck out, but they've been fighting heave since November 3rd. This is the last legal by the book way we have.

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then theyve decided what kind of country theyre going to die in.

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Skeeter_N_CO 14 points ago +14 / -0

Except they are already discrediting the audits by saying they're not independent. They've already laid the groundwork to ignore the audits entirely, and that's what they will do.

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figgle 10 points ago +12 / -2

They're laying the groundwork for the media to gaslight people about it but legally they can't do much about the results, nor the legal battles that will ensue. People will find their way to it.

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Skeeter_N_CO 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I don't think our side will be able to do much about it legally either. I don't think it matters if we have solid proof. Remember, we have the mother fuckers on videotape sending poll watchers home and then pulling ballots out of suitcases for counting in the dead of night. And the courts will continue to ignore it as they have been. Not trying to be a doomer, but it's pretty clear that laws don't matter anymore in our country. Perception is everything, and the left has a lock on their brainwashing of half the country. If CNN says it didn't happen or just outright ignores it, no amount of proof will convince them otherwise.

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GEOTUSMAGA 10 points ago +19 / -9

Surely we can change the outcome of a coup through phone calls and audits.

  • this board

Spez: Also, fuck jannies.

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whyewemadbro 10 points ago +11 / -1

They didn’t worry about fraud when they were committing it. They certainly won’t change their mind just because we methodically point out the fraud.

Unironically, it’s about time to reinstate 45 with a .45

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texas4ever 3 points ago +7 / -4

Audits are extremely helpful. Calls, not so much.

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +17 / -1

Calls are what's getting State Legislators to get off their butts and tighten election laws. It's also what pushed some of the states to get as far as they have with audits.

Don't underestimate the value of nagging your local reps.

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GEOTUSMAGA 5 points ago +7 / -2

There's not a judge in the country that will challenge Biden no matter how many audits you collect.

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Orangutan2021 5 points ago +7 / -2

This is more than 2020. It will help get legislation passed for 2022 and 2024.

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NazisWereSocialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on who you’re calling

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well thats a whole other discussion. Im certainly with you on being blackpilled as fuck about the future of the country

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DarkDrai 3 points ago +4 / -1

You know... I watched Run Hide Fight by The Daily Wire. It was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. And now they've got Gina Carano to make a movie with, and I'm very excited to see what they do with her.

Plus, we've got Tim Pool building a media empire at the Beanie Compound (we'll see how they do; I'm cautiously optimistic), we've got Mike Lindell starting a new online store to compete with Amazon, we have a growing space of independent journalists and a clear movement away from big tech platforms, we've got the crypto world exploding (DOGE TO THE MOON!!!), and most exciting of all (for me, personally, at least) is the Project Veritas exposure of CNN. We'll see how the lawsuit plays out, but this is the kind of thing that goes viral once you have videos you can actually show people.

Maybe this stuff won't work out in the end (and maybe you don't like some of these people, and that's okay), but I see a lot of people not only seeing through the lies, but actively working against the forces of oppression to make the world a better place for the future. That's my whitepill, anyway... You can have some if you want. :P

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take 8!

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy gets it

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 21 points ago +22 / -1

Indeed. As long as the data, process and methodology are transparent and open, and the counting is open to public inspection, there should be nothing to fear...

...and yet, they fear. Greatly.

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DickTick 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, it's an opinion piece.... So not even an actual article from this publication.....

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giantrabbit1 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's just as "independent" as Xiao Bideng's "independent" court packing commission.

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papa-kono 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only we could find honest democrats to help, but they don't exist!

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FattyWatt 11 points ago +12 / -1

Terrified!! & That's a big AZ news source, sayin this... I'm ashamed that my state is SO childish, to resort to name-calling With differing opinions.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Only WE can tell you the truth."

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NazisWereSocialist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, this is an attempt to get ahead of the story when massive fraud is further proven.

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Cdope45 159 points ago +159 / -0

"If you want to audit the election you have to pay for it."

-Okay, where do we send the check.

"Uhh... you weren't supposed to call our bluff."

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NotAPuma 33 points ago +33 / -0

You forgot the required Bigot and Racist.

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whatlike_withacloth 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm just wondering about the fucking cabal of uber-blue organizations (facebook et. al.) that funded all the voting reform, including illegally pushing voting regulation through courts or EOs. "And no one sees a problem here?"

But of course double standards and all. Fed up with these dipshits.

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Cdope45 12 points ago +12 / -0

Liberals hate corporations, CEOs and rich people unless they're helping push their agenda.

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DisbandTheCIA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Agendas which they get from corporations, CEOs, and rich people. 🤣🤣

I want to laugh and cry simultaneously. I just reached 30 and I’m finding out that almost everyone is fucking retarded. People that helped raise me are in their 50s and still get all their world perspective from the TV. Makes more sense to me every day why they still work in low level jobs.

When I was growing up I thought it would be really hard to balance a budget. Difficult to pay bills. A struggle to financially plan. A complex labyrinth to get into investing. Turns out I was just surrounded by fucking idiots my entire life.

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RuleoVicus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corporatocracy

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BloodyWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, I realized most people were dumb as dirt when I was a teenager. If you're an intellectual, and it sounds like you are, you probably actually realized that from a very young age. We could be harnessing all our resources to make replacement hearts or stop aging, but instead we throw it away on politicians and ghettos. Why do you think that is? People, as a whole, are mentally and morally stupid.

Well, fren, make the most of it as you can, and don't ever cry over it. 👍

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Cdope45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you my long lost twin?

Growing up I thought people that were 30+ years old had everything figured out. In my 20s I realized nobody knows what they're doing for the most part.

I got a degree in Journalism and realized news is a scam. The stuff coming out from Project V about CNN is just the tip of the iceberg.

My family told not to believe everything I see on TV and then blindly follow whatever FOX news tells them to do. I give them articles with sources and they shrug it off because it wasn't on the news.

It's beyond frustrating.

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FuckGovernment 3 points ago +3 / -0

DemoKKKrats are not liberal.

And practically every corporation backed the demoKKKrat party this last election.

And the Forbes 100 richest people have been dominated by demoKKKrats for decades.

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Cdope45 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the media, academia, Hollywood and corporations are all on your side, chances are you're not a part of the resistance. You're just a pawn to their end game.

Corporations should realize democrats hate capitalism and they would do better not being woke. Nobody has ever not purchased something from a company because they didn't have rainbow flag on their insta page. The opposite has for sure happened.

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Imransgarage 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well the dems paid for the Russia hoax so.....

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sordfysh 4 points ago +5 / -1

"Well, it still needs to be independent. We get to choose who audits"

"We're paying for it, aren't we?"

"Yes, but we're allowing you to pay for it."

"No. The court is allowing this to happen. You merely refused to pay for it."

"Exactly. We think it's best that you put your money towards this because you want it so bad."

"Yes, so get out of the way."

"No. You have to use our auditors."

"Then you pay for it."

"No."

"Ok, then deal with our auditors. Or take it up with the judge."

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spezisacuckold 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell I would put in $10,000 myself. Everybody knows that Trump won.

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't it's flushing money down the toilet we should be spending on ammo.

The results of the audit aren't gonna do shit

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FreeFlorida 84 points ago +85 / -1

I am a Trump Samurai

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UnitedStatesofSmash 20 points ago +20 / -0

Zir, I'll have you know I identify as a Trump Kamikaze that screams "Allahu Trumpbar" at random passersby on the street.

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like that would really confuse the heck out of lefties.

We should all try it haha

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TrumpLandslideWon202 6 points ago +6 / -0

Snackbar?

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JamesComey 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope you call anyone who gives you a dirty look for that a bigot

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pushbackv2 12 points ago +12 / -0

The point is that once you know what you want you must be prepared to sacrifice everything to get it. - Oishi

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Greg867 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump berserker!

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does that make Trump the shogun?

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Mattdaking 9 points ago +9 / -0

TRUMP GEOTUS/SHOGUN

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BasedTemplar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop, I can only get so hard.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 63 points ago +64 / -1

The left can't meme but they can sure come up with meme material.

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pushbackv2 29 points ago +29 / -0

Zero self-awareness tends to generate a meme gold mine

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DennyCrane 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s a never ending mine shaft of motherload production.

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pwntent 4 points ago +4 / -0

so detached

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

The irony is palpable.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, we need a new post flair "Trump ninjas"

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BasedTemplar 5 points ago +5 / -0

BUMP

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pushbackv2 44 points ago +44 / -0

Teenage MAGA Ninja Trumpers

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Data 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfection.

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chain_rule_gang 1 point ago +2 / -1

I was going to say does this make us the foot clan and Trump our Master Shredder?

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pushbackv2 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like our Master Splinter. We're the good guys in this story.

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chain_rule_gang 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can get behind that.

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Caroigne 2 points ago +2 / -0

They were definitely the ones doing the shredding.

(Of ballots.)

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Mukzn [S] 36 points ago +36 / -0

Article archived

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yourheadasplode 21 points ago +21 / -0

If possible, may I humbly suggest archive.is links instead. AZ Central is a cesspool and I'd be much happier to not give them the clicks.

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Mukzn [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I got you pede!

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sordfysh 8 points ago +8 / -0

Apparently, you can pay for the elections with private money, but it's unfair to audit the elections with private money.

These propagandists are very exhausting.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

they had like 5 months to do an audit, but they didn't want it, now they don't get to complain.

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Ebbie8708 29 points ago +29 / -0

At Safeway last night I ran until a guy with a “TRUMP IS STILL OUR PRESIDENT” mask on. I stopped him and told him “HE WON BY A LOT”

He told me “It’s the only damn reason I’m wearing this g— damn thing.”

I love Arizona 😭

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AmericanChevalier 21 points ago +21 / -0

JOVAN!

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antho_2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Jovan !

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pwntent 1 point ago +1 / -0

we should give JOVAN 10mil anyway regardless of the outcome once he's done.. give him a freedom award or something like the libs do right out in the open

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ChairmanMaga 18 points ago +18 / -0

My ninja!!!!

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PepeTheTrueKing 18 points ago +18 / -0

I would like to be a Trump ninja to be honest

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BourneTactical 15 points ago +15 / -0

I’m a fucking ninja now

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TrumpAndGodWin 3 points ago +3 / -0

When they were learning to code I was studying the blade.

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buco 14 points ago +14 / -0

So we are sending lawyers and money, but no guns?

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slangin_paint 11 points ago +11 / -0

Its Arizona. They have plenty of guns.

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

We aren’t as known for the guns like Texas or Florida.

But after the riot at the mall, the city came to together to clean up. Every other man had a gun strapped on and a lot of the women too.

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chris82tk 4 points ago +4 / -0

AZ is based as fuck, amazing considering your neighbors to the west, be sure to keep it that way

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just the west. All over.

There’s a reason we have more Cubs fans than any other place besides Chicago.

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repoman 2 points ago +3 / -1

We aren’t? Arizona was the Wild West. Six shooters were required everyday carry here.

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vongregormench 11 points ago +11 / -0

How to sound completely incoherent and unhinged.

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ravioli_king 9 points ago +9 / -0

AZ Central owned by USA Today's clear and obvious bias is showing. 2020 pulled all the masks off for me.

Not sure what they're so afraid of. If the audit finds anything, the Democrats will appeal and do their own audit.

Calling a Senate President a foot soldier is insulting. That's like calling the author "a fan fiction writer" rather than "a journalist."

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arizona is based as heck. Just because Phoenix is a sh— hole, doesn’t mean the rest of the state is. That’s how many cities were formed. People just moved out of Phoenix.

We love the weather, hate Phoenix.

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DonJr24 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see no problem with calling opinion pieces fan fiction. Most of them are.

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repoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

They endorsed Hillary in 2016. It was downhill for them since then. They’re just about as bad as Project Lincoln minus the kid fondling.

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Dckman 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE ARE NINJAS NOW

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is not cultural appropriation.

Michael Dudikoff made it all right.

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MajorBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

The term is BattleToads tyvm

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CovfefeAnon 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the Frogs of War."

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Kaarous 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every time I think leftists can't get more hypocritical, they dig themselves a little bit deeper.

Hey guys, the party of fake investigations based on illegal wiretaps applied for with knowingly fraudulent information provided by a foreign intelligence operative thinks that we shouldn't be allowed to count votes.

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donotclickjim 3 points ago +3 / -0

*fake investigations paid for by someone else (i.e. taxpayers)

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BS2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, since its being paid for, there is nothing to left to argue about. Get it done and let everyone see the results. ---------- ARGUE THEN! lol

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Ice_Joker 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love Trump and I love Ninjas. There is no problem here.

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where’s that Pepe ninja that’s buried in my 8 bazillion memes on my phone..... I need a database search function lol

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operatorstorm712 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, ninjas now. Deplorables, cyber criminals, revolutionary extremists, now ninjas too? I'll take that as yet another bit of flattery.

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ihaveotherthingstodo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we're neanderthals AND ninjas.

We are truly amazing.

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operatorstorm712 3 points ago +3 / -0

Specially selected and well-trained neanderthals

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FagBI 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keep up the good work my ninjas.

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BahamaDon 5 points ago +5 / -0

For the purpose of the audit, I identify as a democ... Oh damn, I can't do it!

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GenericInsult 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats can pay for Dominion to steal the election, and it's totally legal?

 

Opinion: It's not enough that the US Election was stolen by Democrats. Now the Democrat's plan to pay to cover it up as well? Everyone sees a problem here.

 

Not only did Democrats cheat to steal an election, it seems their loyal foot soldiers will be covering it up for them for what Activist Judges have billed as "not worthy of their attention" in the 2020 election.

 

Sure. Totally fair. Nothing to see here.

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CharlesDemar72 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where do I go to train to be a Trump Ninja?

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DesuVult 3 points ago +3 / -0

The gym and the range.

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

What no super secret training facility in a volcano lair?

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BillDBlasiosBlackSon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated.

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The_garynator 4 points ago +4 / -0

This deserves a meme, so I made one lol https://patriots.win/p/12i4Mljaac/

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TheWhitestOfFangs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Upvoted. Kek.

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The_garynator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks fren!

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump Ninjas? Okay, we'll take it.

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SupremeDearLeader2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gorilla Channel lineup :

Trump Ninjas

Stacy Abrams modeling swimsuits in 3D

Things AOC thinks are racist [ 10 part special ]

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NotADocileLady 3 points ago +3 / -0

Proud Maricopa County Trump Ninja checking in for duty!

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FuckGovernment 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uhhhhh..

Didn't Mark Zuckerberg spend over 300 million dollars paying for poll workers and election grants?

And didn't the USPS union, which has over 100 million ballots in their custody, publicly endorse Joe Biden?

Now, SUDDENLY, you're concerned about conflict of interests? FRAUDS!!!!!

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AngeredKabar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep bringing the heat AZpedes

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SteelDriver 2 points ago +2 / -0

By that logic, since the Dems control the corporations, culture, and government bureaucracy, none of their audits are ever 'independent' either.

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Yakhechos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone with half a brain stops reading after "Opinion"

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump Nation?

I like the sound of that. :O

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TheWhitestOfFangs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right? When they, unintentionally, get to the right idea. "Leftists inadvertently reaching the point"

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TRUMPDADDY50 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can feel free to pay for it instead and they can feel free to send observers. Instead of saying 'insurection insurection everything was great in the elections'.

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Damn! Ninjas trying to stick me for my paper...”

  • the Notorious Maricopa County
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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do I sign up to be a Trump Ninja?

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M16A4 2 points ago +2 / -0

opinion

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semblanceofsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why should it be independent? Creating a fair election or court system doesn't rely on so called independence, it relies on competition.

I would never trust an independent poll watcher, but I might trust two poll watchers from competing parties.

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blukid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joggers gonna jog.

NINJAS GONNA NINJA.

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ChyNahAzzWhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

The DNC and FaceBook fund the Steal, nothing wrong with that..

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STONKATRUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does one go about practicing the art of being a Trump Ninja?

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Captain-D 1 point ago +1 / -0

HI-YAH!

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AllTheWayTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is there not a ninja Pepe stickied right now.

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cd3dog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, its every bit as 'independent' as the unsupervised ballot counting.... right?

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gushgosh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, they could cough up the money.

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people are always fine with the idea of rigged systems up until they learn that there's a possibility that the system is not rigged in their favor.

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We counted the votes, but now they want to do an audit? OH. SURE. SOUNDS FAIR."

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CrusadingPowerUser 1 point ago +1 / -0

OH NO Americans can pay to prove the fuckery was real?

REEEEEEEEEEE

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Minn2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

REEEEE THE PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE AN ELECTION AUDIT ONLY BS InDePeNdEnT AUDITS DONE IN SECRET ARE ALLOWED STOP QUESTIONING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE