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davebe 58 points ago +58 / -0

next you'll have to send them a blood sample

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Trubs 22 points ago +22 / -0

He'll want semen

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NazisWereSocialist 12 points ago +12 / -0

MYDNA ON SALE NOW SWIPE YOUR CHEEK AND SEND IT TO US TO FIND OUT YOUR TRUE IDENTITY (no one just wants to be American right?)

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Ok Alexa, I'm ready for my jab and DNA swab"

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Hedonismbot 9 points ago +9 / -0

or make sure your camera is on and facing you while you are using the platform. Only a matter of time before that happens.

Orwell Telescreens

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

or your covid passport

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PodunkTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Send them a stool sample...