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posted ago by derpstater ago by derpstater +189 / -0

Grab a few pints of their delicious ice cream and leave them in the bread aisle. Grocery store will eventually get sick of stocking them

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GenericInsult 22 points ago +22 / -0

That Sir/Mam... is a brilliant plan.

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Apersonofinterest 14 points ago +14 / -0

Put a few pints behind the canned goods.

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Duke59 1 point ago +1 / -0

Problem with that plan is that it is the store that you are hurting. You could possibly even cause an increase in sales as the store must replace the product.

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DairyBoy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol hell yeah

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Ninki333 7 points ago +8 / -1

Go in without a mask on and go straight to the meat isle and grab some meat. If they refuse to serve you they will have to throw out the meat you just picked up.

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HanginChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do it at Walmart and kill 2 birds with one stone.

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I approve this message

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derpstater [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Help me take it GLOBAL!!!!!!

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MarsupialHomeRule 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or add "Caution: this carton contains communism and pedophilia" stickers

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +8 / -5

Old derpstater here. You youngins need a whupping for suggesting such deviousness. Can’t say I don’t admire your plan but it is still wrong. Any good legal ideas instead?

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derpstater [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think the reason our side keeps losing is our "rules of engagement". Liberals have none. They will surround you and beat you senseless, rob you, get you fired, trash your house, burn your car, anything to get their way. We worry too much. They are much better organized and much more ruthless. Unfair fight

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 1 point ago +4 / -3

True dat! But then we’re no better than this ghetto Wanda Sykes, imo, but I’m an old fart... https://twitter.com/BurnItDownKB/status/1382257088060129283

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derpstater [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know. A lot of folks willing to "fight for their freedom, family and country" but afraid of being scolded for not wearing a mask. There are a lot more complainers than there are fighters. Be well

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +4 / -1

I believe we are on the same side, fren. I’ve been scolded by my share of Karens. You be well, too.

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LoriInNC 13 points ago +13 / -0

As an oldster, I used to feel this way too. Not any more.

These companies are trying to destroy the USA. They in partnership with the DNC are a Mafia attempting to strong arm state legislatures to ignore the will of the people.

And last time I checked it's not illegal to forget your tub of ice cream somewhere in the store. Better yet, forget your ice cream while it's stacked on top of your "favorite" magazine ( Time / People / Vogue ).

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, with my memory (or lack, thereof) it would not be done with malicious intent

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BlackLivesMurder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Legal? Fuck outta here with that we're way passed legal...

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Lurker404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Legal, illegal doesn't really matter anymore. What matters is what you get away with. The left, politicians, the courts up to the supreme court, etc have proven this.

Playing by the rules just gets you steamrolled.

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BlackLivesMurder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly my point.

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PepeAmericusMaximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right. The first thing that pops in my head when people complain about 'legal'.....THEY JUST STOLE AN ENTIRE ELECTION....how did LEGAL work out for ya?!

I understand where they come from, I want to be as 'legal' as possible, until its complete and utter nonsense, aka, masks, coof shots, etc

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honkpillfarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is perfectly legal to fill your cart with their product, wander around for an hour and then simply leave the cart. Especially effective and highly legal to do at super stores with departments other than grocery. Leave that ice cream in the detergent aisle. They're made of mostly the same ingredients anyway.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean all the shit my generation and yours have been trying for 50 years?

We're being disenfranchised, murdered and enslaved by this fascist anarcho-tyrannical system. That's not going to change if we're too squeamish to destroy some ice cream, old man.

Much respect to your honest and honorable service. But you see how it turned out.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, in my mind I’m inspector “Dirty” Harry Callahan but my alter ego is Sheriff Andy Taylor. I just don’t want to see any of y’all get sent to the hoosegow.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless you. But until we stop being afraid of being jailed, the abuse is going to continue.

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Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

That'ss not going to work any better than sticking a Coke in the ice cream freezer next to the B&J Chubby Hubby ice cream. Which would be hysterical. But I didn't say you should do that.

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Danmax67 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there some new particular reason Ben & Jerry's has drawn this ire? Or is it just due to their general wokeness that they feel the need to insert into my dessert buying experience?

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Danmax67 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah thanks. I see they are more idiotic than usual.

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HellsFishe 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've been woke since pretty much forever, look at their ads in the UK.

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Lurker404 2 points ago +2 / -0

When isn't there another reason to shit on BJ's? They are ultra woke and come up with even more idiotic crap every few months.

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Erosluv 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like this idea. All the things that conservatives get pissed at and want to boycot always seem to be things I don't buy anyways so I feel powerless to the cause. I will be invoking this new found power very soon 👌

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WU_HAN_FRU 0 points ago +2 / -2

Take a few free licks while you're at it.

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derpstater [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

That will get you arrested, so NO DO NOT DO THAT

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad you said that, Derp, and not me. I thought I’d be kicked off of this thread by the mods for inciting violence. 😉

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right: It's not time to pledge our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor at all.

We just need to keep turning the other cheek and everything will be okay.

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derpstater [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure what licking the ice cream would accomplish. I applaud your willingness to act and fight for the freedom and future of the country. I am not understanding why licking ice cream is part of that fight. But, it's a free country and I wish you the best

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't remember the rash of ice-cream-licking (open her up, take a lick or two, put it back for the unsuspecting paying customer) over the past couple years?

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derpstater [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, that was criminal offense. Jail time for that type of activity. Hence I don't condone or recommend it.