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posted ago by derpstater ago by derpstater +189 / -0

Grab a few pints of their delicious ice cream and leave them in the bread aisle. Grocery store will eventually get sick of stocking them

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WU_HAN_FRU 0 points ago +2 / -2

Take a few free licks while you're at it.

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derpstater [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

That will get you arrested, so NO DO NOT DO THAT

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad you said that, Derp, and not me. I thought I’d be kicked off of this thread by the mods for inciting violence. šŸ˜‰

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right: It's not time to pledge our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor at all.

We just need to keep turning the other cheek and everything will be okay.

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derpstater [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure what licking the ice cream would accomplish. I applaud your willingness to act and fight for the freedom and future of the country. I am not understanding why licking ice cream is part of that fight. But, it's a free country and I wish you the best

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don't remember the rash of ice-cream-licking (open her up, take a lick or two, put it back for the unsuspecting paying customer) over the past couple years?