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KeeptheChief 167 points ago +168 / -1

Who in their right minds would put up with this to eat at Burger King? Lol

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ObamasLooseButthole 104 points ago +105 / -1

Who in their right mind would eat at Burger King to begin with?

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Celtic_Warrior 51 points ago +51 / -0

I worked at a Burger King years ago when I was in school and they absolutely did NOT follow their own food sanitation and quality policies; they did everything they could to save a buck while paying minimum wage.

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Husky 25 points ago +25 / -0

Roaches. Roaches everywhere.

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Regnad_2720 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey, just because Biden calls certain people "Roaches" doesn't mean you can too.

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Kekkin4Kembla 13 points ago +13 / -0

How will persons of color and minorities ever be able to dine at Burger King now? It's established fact that they weren't able to get ID in order to vote because that's racist

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TheironToaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

no wonder I shit my guts out after eating there

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ColonelTravis 38 points ago +38 / -0

Robert Downey Jr turned his life around after getting Burger King, because it was the lowest moment, of his life.

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Illah88zillah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol. I would totally argue with him about that. Remember the film " heart and souls" 💩

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

They were planning on opening up a Burger King in the small town I live in but I heard that they have canceled it, probably due to the lockdowns and no one wanting to give up the stimmy money to work.

Womp Womp

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Trumpy_Bear 3 points ago +12 / -9

Bruh, they're one of the few good fast food places. Onion rings and jalapeño poppers, and actually seared burgers.

Not that anybody should be eating that stuff that often, but it's a pretty tasty rare treat

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FireannDireach 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think it depends on each store - the one my family went to growing up was spotless, the food was okay (for fast food), and was better than the McD's in our area. The one near me? I went twice. Both times it was awful - undercooked fries, the burgers looked like someone just threw the ingredients into the wrapper randomly, etc, patty was burned, etc.

I don't eat fast food as a rule. I haven't had fast food in literal years now. Not gonna start now, but requiring IDs? Go fuck yourself, Burger King.

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EvanGRogers 0 points ago +1 / -1

It really does.

The one by my parents is run by people who enjoy jogging, and it's the worst food you could injest. It went OoB a few months ago.

The one near work is pretty decent. Haven't been there in a looong "throw milkshakes at rightie" time, but it's still open.

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ThrushLimbald 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did you lose your tastebuds in a tragic boating accident?

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Uh-hickabuh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Talkin best of the worst. Burger King Whoppers are up there or top when it comes to the big ass chain fast food burger places. Imo

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Bigger_igloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best thing they ever did was croissants and french toast sticks (although, they're usually shitty french toast, but still)

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Around here on Wednesday you can get a Whopper for only $1

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

It depends who's running it. The one near me is awful.

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christianknight -1 points ago +1 / -2

American slobs

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SecedeNOW 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funniest bathroom graffiti I ever saw - "Flush twice, it's a long way to Burger King". Saw that probably 25-30 years ago and still makes me laugh every time I drive by shitty BK.

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Greyhound69 3 points ago +3 / -0

damn, beat me to it!! 🤣

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂😂😂

I was thinking the same thing. And as if those employees want to waste time with such nonsense.

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SenorTrumper -1 points ago +1 / -2

They have the best of the big 3 burger chains.

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freedomcries 55 points ago +56 / -1

Perhaps make sure all of the employees live in the same household to ensure the wholesomeness of your Whopper...

Could not help but notice "Dine-In" guest - as if these businesses have just added this feature and are new to it... "Whats customer service?"

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Kekintosh2020 31 points ago +31 / -0

That's what I told my wife throughout this Beta Faggot cultural revolution when she gets upset at how rude people are in these businesses.

I said babe "customer service" no longer exists because these businesses have taken on the personality of their abusers, the state. Polite civil society has been raped into becoming hyper antagonists who bark commands like "over your nose" or "mask your toddler". All it took was an ounce of power to convert the minimum wage crowd to become enforcers of the state over their hardworking neighbors.

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freedomcries 18 points ago +19 / -1

now "they" have an excuse to not care.... Reeeee!!!!!

When I get the feeling that they dont care, I speak up. I red pill as much as i can. They have gloves on their hands, but they touch cash and then will touch my straw and drink lid with the glove as well. I point it out and act as if im even more hyper faggot then they. Ill ask for a new cup, lid and straw after i ask them to take the glove off, wash hands and get new gloves. I figure its best for them to see their own reflection at times. Otherwise, they are just an actor and not actually watching the movie so to speak... If you dont see yourself a certain way to create judgement, you will never change...

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2016TrumpMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nietzsche's tarantulas.

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fast food places have been going out of their way for a while to make their restaurants as uncomfortable as possible to dine in at, anyway. Small, uncomfortable stools, narrow benches at the small tables that their typical obese customer can't fit in, etc. The money is in the drive through.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. This policy is just Fauci level boneheaded

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Kramit 42 points ago +43 / -1

Thus why I don't support any of these fucking NWO cucked companies

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KlunniClowns 36 points ago +37 / -1

So your underage - under 10 years of age kids have to produce identification to prove they live at the same address as you age each other in order to eat their crummy food?

Are we on candid camera?

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Kekintosh2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Candid Clown World

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mechdork 3 points ago +3 / -0

As an alternative you can just fuck them to prove relations. I mean, we're in a liberal shithole country now so why not, right?

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baeleron 33 points ago +34 / -1

This is how you get me to never return to their establishment. It has already happened with Panda Express, who refused to serve me through their drive-thru without a mask. I won't be back, and my memory is long.

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DemsFuckKids 14 points ago +15 / -1

lol, fuckin dumb ass panda express.

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FetchQuestTroll 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedobear express.

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anon1011101 11 points ago +13 / -2

What the fuck? Why the hell would you need to be wearing a mask at a fucking drive-thru? Just when I think I've seen the stupidest COVID-related policy, there's a new one

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HiddenDekuScrub 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dutch Bros. Coffee tries to shame you into that, but they don't seem to refuse service. I saw a long line and went to see what the fuss was about. It's basically Starbucks without the treats and pastries.

Meh.

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BigPanda71 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im a sucker for Jack in the Box jalapeño poppers, and grab an order about once every two-three weeks (on cheat night from my diet). They’ve had their “please wear a mask” signs at the drive thru since early on when all this bullshit started. Not once has anyone tried to actually make me put one on. The day they do is the day I stop going there

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Quentin_X_Zanzibar 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the coffee is even worse, somehow.

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Pepesforfreedom 32 points ago +33 / -1

What the fuck does this accomplish. This is why we don’t go out anymore, there are too many rules. Are there force fields around the tables and ordering areas?

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Cyer6 21 points ago +21 / -0

Same here. I get no joy from going out and being exposed to all the cult craziness. Not that I enjoyed walking around malls or stores before but eating out was something we did occasionally. Now, it's not worth the aggravation. I can eat a better meal at home, smoke or barbeque things, sit in front of my big screen while I eat and not have to spend a fraction of what it costs to go out.

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QSWO1 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is why you need to go out, and support independent businesses. They want you to stay home.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +2 / -1

Here in New Mexico we have a few delivery companies that cater to the small business crowd. (Selflane and Meal runner are examples.) We can support every local restaurant we want.

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QSWO1 6 points ago +7 / -1

The point is to go out without a mask, and support local businesses.

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Socialismsuckz 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is probably in a State like VT where you aren’t “allowed” to meet with people from other house holds even in public. 🤮

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile the employees in the kitchen must have all moved in together...

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Toughsky_Shitsky 23 points ago +25 / -2

Why would anyone do business with a company that has one sided rules for doing business?

Are all of Burger King's employees from the same family and living at the same address?

Fuck these losers - take your business to mom-n-pop eateries, better food anyway.

So happy that our elected cunts chose lockdown policies that protected mega-corps like Burger king at the expense of small businesses. Fucking crooked cunts.

The only bright spot from this pandemic bullshit (and its vaccine/mask/lockdown "solutions") is that the tyrants and morons now stick out like sore thumbs.

Drain the whole fucking federal gummint ... with prejudice!

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

The nail that sticks out most gets hammered. The people paying attention now is like "They Live" and unfortunately, those asleep are full potato.

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Forty_Five 14 points ago +14 / -0

Burger King is shit tier even for fast food.

Also, they're constantly Tweeting woke nonsense. Fuck Burger King.

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WU_HAN_FRU 10 points ago +11 / -1

WTF. Where is this?

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Biggusdichus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Who even eats there, they have the worst fast food by far of any place

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DaveInAshville 8 points ago +9 / -1

Had lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings on Monday. Was greeted by a maskless smiling hostess. Had their delicious street tacos. Mmmmmm.

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MrSir 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good thing I boycotted them for the milkshake thing

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve Ben boycotting them for 20+ years because their food is shitty.

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StrongIsland 7 points ago +8 / -1

Take this Burger King policy to the border, how many of them come from the same family?

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BahamaDon 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have worn a mask once in the past month. It had printed in large letters on it:

"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK"

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antatapicnic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! I had to wear a mask once recently and I wish it said something like that. It's exactly what I was thinking.

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BahamaDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can get that and a bunch of other snarky masks online

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FuckGovernment 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL who ever dines in at a BK anyways?

For the ambience? The good wait staff? The nice utensils?

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PepeAmericusMaximus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Huh, thats weird, all I see is a picture of a sign that says "GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, WE DONT WANT YOUR MONEY HERE"

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you are still eating at bk after they came out in support of the acid milkshakes you've already fucked up

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Witchstone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Between this and their man-boob creating soyburger, who would want to eat this trash anyhow?

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ICUP1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Burger King is disgusting. Why would anyone dine there? Sticky ass floors, leaky ceilings, some of the worst employees.

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FuckGovernment 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do you dine IN a table?

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Johnny_Treason 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beat me to it...

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ColbyP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Burger King still exists? How? They're objectively worse than McDonald's, and that's already crap food.

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Bohemyth2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, the burger chain that promotes throwing milkshakes on people with whom they don’t agree.

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which clown-world blue state is this in?

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limbaughnomicon 3 points ago +4 / -1

What the actual fuck? I had no idea this was a thing. Glad I don't eat out much let alone at bullshit fast food joints.

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wiombims 2 points ago +2 / -0

These companies just drive me further and further towards based brands and self-sufficiency. I ain't even mad.

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tashnag_01 2 points ago +3 / -1

You guys make fun of other countries but man, America is the most cucked country there is. You guys are basically commies now.

I'm here in lovely Sydney, Australia where I never wore a mask. No business gives a crap about covid. Everything is somewhat back to normal since October. My church never closed. Business is doing great. God is wonderful!

Before you say "ohhh but you aren't allowed to have guns", I have 3 rifles and a shotgun with a pistol on its way.

Save your country, Americans. Stand up and fight this nonsense. Stop memeing and get off your fat asses and do something!

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dontdrinksoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suck a dick, Burger Cuck!

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ChopperSickBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is so racist

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dear BK Management,

Go fuck yourselves, forever.

Regards

Your ex-customer.

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DeadOverRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a phrase that Americans have been using for hundreds of years that might help. Say it with me.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

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TraumaHotel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fast food is poison

Soda is poison

Energy drinks are poison

95% of grocery store food available is poison

MSM is poison

Vaccines are poison

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mercynurse 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I go “dining”, I don’t quietly belch “flame broiled” six hours later

No thanks

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bitterclinger58 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahh, sorry. go fuck your fist commie cunt.

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PartsUnknown 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not everyone who shares a household has the same last name. Is this real?

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PodunkTexas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't care for Booger King before and now not going to give them another try.

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dats rayciss

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RecycledElectrons 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL! The idiots!

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magnokor 1 point ago +1 / -0

East Germany 1955?

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Tread_not_on_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is Burger King racist? Don’t they know certain races can’t get an ID for some reason?

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bhahahahaha good luck with that.

Most burger kings in the city are “Internet cafes and needle boxes” for the street folk.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

This new clown world really breaks my heart.

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str8_outta_Kekistan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will never eat a burger king again.

I gave them a chance after the milkshake bullshit.

now they have gone the way of kfc

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Pedecounter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I often wonder how trash like burger king still exists. who is going there? literally anywhere else makes better food.

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xzibit_b 1 point ago +1 / -0

What state is this lol? My burger king in South Carolina has a notice on the sign saying "plz wear a mask." But when people don't, no one gives a shit.

Same for the Walmart. I can go to Walmart wearing no mask and no one cares. Someone is obligated to offer you one but you are within your rights to turn it down.

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OneBigMaga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who in their right minds would eat at burger King. I don't need this sign to keep me from eating there. Their food is the best deterrent.

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masticator_nord 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any word on if the address can be to an empty lot?

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Thep1mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Them:“Thank you for your continued patronage”

Me: Fuck off.

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit King.

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've all probably been to Burger King before, I can't think of too many employees assertive enough to do this, let alone enforce it.

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Spacemonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm glad I don't eat at burger king