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War_Hamster 71 points ago +71 / -0

Can we make a rule that all Biden memes from now on should include puppet strings? People keep acting like he even decides today's pudding flavor.

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the_neon_cowboy 14 points ago +14 / -0

need stings from Obama, the fringe left and China's XI

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ChuckCollet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Citizens of Alpha Complex! Dessert today will be pudding, with pudding flavor #3.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Computer is our fren!

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Magaproudil 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can’t even deal with how brilliant this response is. I’m laughing and applauding “well said”- at the same time!

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm obliged to thank you for the kind words. Glad I could contribute to the never-ending snark on this site.

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pushbackv2 24 points ago +24 / -0

I live in Commiefornia and I still haven't spotted a single pro-Biden bumper sticker. I'm in rush hour traffic every day. You think I'd find at least one.

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Zskills 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden voters are a myth

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

We've got one in my complex that I see everyday, but it's certainly a rarity in North County.

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pushbackv2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Maybe they're just a supporter of dementia research.

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Caliber1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's because the dead are usually six feet under instead of driving around.

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

81 million votes.

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me neither, not a single one. Also Commiefornia.

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WeirdoSlayer 12 points ago +12 / -0

He needs a soviet officer beret.

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MagicBeans 4 points ago +4 / -0

To cover the massive bald spot where the hair plugs didn’t take? Not sure who has had more work done, him or Nancy. They made fun of President Trump’s hair, yet Biden looks like an old baby doll from the back. Be proud and shave that fake hair off.

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Thermopylae_MMXX 1 point ago +1 / -0

an officers beret would imply some level of cognitive function, something this husk of a meat puppet is devoid of, it probably cannot not even sense when its diapers need changing

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Kekintosh2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is that the cloned Biden from the "debates" where he puts on 15 pounds can complete a sentence or two?

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CahalTheMad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh, you mean the drugged-up Xiden that was whacked full of nootropics so he could appear "lucid" and NOT in the advanced stages of dementia?

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WarGreymon77 9 points ago +9 / -0

I watched They Live last night for the first time. The first thing I thought about was the 2020 election. Roddy Piper = Donald Trump. Keith David = the American people. Holly = Judas Pence. And that meeting with all the world elites? Well yeah, there's your Lindsey Grahams and your Mitch McConnells of the world.

I say, the aliens in that film have an uncanny resemblance to "the turtle".

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ShyRipley 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ohh did you love it? I love that film. Old it may be but the message is timeless.

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WarGreymon77 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah man. Funny thing is that these directors think they're protesting conservatives.

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right? Carpenter was against consumerism and corporations and media ruling the people which is pretty much where MAGA is right now.

I think Hunger Games was supposed to be the same, against the conservative side what with Snow being all "we are about law and order!". But when you watch it, it's pretty clear that the Districts are us, the Deplorables, and The Capitol is the Global Elite controlling the serfs.

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projectarcturus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a good movie. My daughter found an old dvd copy of it the other day and surprised us with it.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally download it this week. Something I always needed to see

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man, wait until you find out what the symbolism really was about. Maybe you will accept it, or maybe not.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

How 'bout that knock down drag out fight scene in the alley?

My friend who is into wrestling says Piper used to be paid in suitcases of cocaine. He got arrested for indecent exposure after the event in my town (or was it before?) and rumor was he just got spun early and decided to run around naked.

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CyclopticErotica 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs more mask

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. I'm going to clip out the bottom "OBEY". Great subversive piece and much more portable.

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope you have insurance.

Your car is going to have scratches and flat tires and broken glass.

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should opt for the turret gun on your car. Perhaps one that lifts up through the sunroof.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to have him squinting as he struggles to read the promoter to be more realistic.

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CovfefeAnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obey POTATUS as he obeys those who installed him.

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UnitedWeStandUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

****OBEYED

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Joaniev9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Making stickers for the sticker war

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re going to key your car at the least. It’s the cowardly way of all liberals

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

OBEY you stupid bastards!"

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You're gettin' nervous, man!"

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Grover 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like it

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real question is: will they take ownership of it?

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CRobinsFly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can I buy one?

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xiden is not really in control. But hey, close a damn nuff.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this one of those air freshners that dangles from the rearview

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based_trekkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs to be Xi's face though

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based_trekkie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strike that....

Winneh teh Pooh

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like this, but with more art skills:

https://i.imgflip.com/55pvu0.jpg

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_Edgecrusher_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what brand of vehicle do I support now that my F150 is sold by communists?

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JaoBiZen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably, 99% are brainwashed

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LiteraIIyHitIer 1 point ago +1 / -0

JOBEY

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