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Ridiculousposter 286 points ago +304 / -18

My freedom boner is erect for this woman.

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GodDamnedEngineer 89 points ago +91 / -2

I HEARD TROJAN IS GOING TO START MAKING FREEDOM SIZED CONDOMS. THEY HAD TO REPURPOSE THE MACHINES USED TO MAKE RAINCOATS.

JUST KEEP YOUR FEET ELEVATED AND YOU WILL BE FINE.

**disclaimer: feet are elevated for purposes of maintaining minimum blood pressure to the brain, not for recreational purposes.

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Ridiculousposter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you....are you trying to one up me?