Why you should bring your own earmuffs to the range, instead of renting.
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he just wanna have a conversation with you
Pssst
"you ever wish you had more legs?"
And just think. Once you get the spider out of the ear muffs, you probably check it for egg sacks..
Right?
To everyone creeped out by this photo, you're welcome for the additional nightmare fuel.
"Listen bud, I know it's rough being conservative, but you know what's worse than that? Me. People hate me just because I have many of these long thin legs. They would joke about burning down the house if they lost sight of me."
Plus, I'm white... :-(
Arachnid lives matter.
Reminds me of the time a wasp flew into my motorcycle helmet while I was going down the road.
When it flew in I didn't know what it was. It was moving its wings and legs on the side of my face while I was trying to dig it out while going down the road. I finally stopped and took the helmet off and it flew out. If it wasn't as confused as I was, I surely would have gotten stung.
I would like to know more.
Info below.
How you posting from beyond the grave?
dang... how did you handle it?
He's still alive so clearly better than I would have.
Info below.
Ummm WTF is that fren?
Looks like a camel spider.
Not long or orange enough imo.
Same size as a wolf spider, but atypical as color goes. Hmmm
That's a bigass wolf spider. Must be southern. Or Australian.
Ive seen them this big in indiana.
It was as big as my closed hand when I was 12. Which is still pretty big.
Which is the size of a huntsman spider as well. I'm with the others. Too stubby a body and really off color for a wolf spider.
A friend of mine once told me in Arizona they have wolf spiders as big as an adult's hand.
My first guess if I saw this photo with no context would be "Australia" though, because they're the ones who seem to always have spiders everywhere. Like there's pictures of public restrooms where they can't use it because there's a huntsman in the toilet bowl, haha.
Nah, looks wrong for a wolf spider.
Some sort of huntsman spider: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
100% some type of huntsman
I've found a few of them here in Northern California
Fuck that thing
Spiders are frens. They keep pests at bay.
Nice try spider
Definitely not that. Fun fact: camel spiders aren't even spiders.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae
Peoples ears are gross, may as well share underwear, at least that will show the grossness
I would categorize rented earmuffs with rented bowling shoes. Ick.
Yep, that's a great reason!
😬 lol no thanks. [flashes of Arachnophobia now playing in my head]
Thats a thicc boi.
Burn that place to the ground and start over.
At least you have a gun you can shoot it with.
That spider is much more likely to kill someone than your firearm..
Probably works for the atf
That looks photoshopped.
You can bring your pet spider?
That would’ve been the first thing I shot at.
Holy shit Jesus
Waaaat
What are you talking about? You want to focus on your shot don’t you? Well this little secret is how the best of the best do it. Though you will get better grouping with a Black Widow.
I think I'll take the hearing loss... you keep the muffs.
That is a nightmare. I can’t
So I was gonna head off to bed, then decided I'd check just one more post...
Nervously checks muffs sitting in dresser drawer
Why did you post this?
It’s just an animal that wants to survive and eat like the rest of us.
Be afraid of the coming collapse of civilization.
Mods delete this plz
bruh