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Ummmm "sex" sureee 🤨 (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by DylanSilveira1 ago by DylanSilveira1 +588 / -0
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Tx50bmg 41 points ago +41 / -0

There IS a possibility of transmission to animals, so...

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DylanSilveira1 [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

🤣

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PosterIsDead 25 points ago +25 / -0

That toothless bastard makes me smile every time.

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DC_loves_little_boys 10 points ago +10 / -0

me too lol

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Super_Dave 24 points ago +24 / -0

How is he gonna suck a dick with that mask on?

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ba-DOOM!

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SBOJ_JOBS 18 points ago +18 / -0

His hand could not be reached for comment.

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Icanteven 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bruh you know he's (I think its a he) takin it in the pooper.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe he's behind the camera

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Forty_Five 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fapping to OnlyFans THOTs doesn't count as sex bro.

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KuzoKevin 11 points ago +11 / -0

To hide the ball gag.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

Technically, isn't a ball gag a type of mask?

This opens up some interesting possibilities.

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TyrannyBuster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, wouldn't want to give the wife's boyfriend covid when he stops by the house.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Masks are just ppe. How else would he hide his identity during his weekly rape escapades

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Chopblock 6 points ago +6 / -0

...because they installed cameras behind the public bathrooms at the highway rest stop.

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NoatakTheWiser 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is literally him. I'm sure his blowup doll will appreciate him covering up his face fam.

But of course since he's the typical youtube game "critic" that shills for modern gaming, maybe he just shills for bullshit in general.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that him openly admitting that prostitutes make him put a bag over his head?

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aha hahahaha good one

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

They all have the crazy eyes, always.

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lurkingsince2006 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can’t catch COVID from yourself.

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JhnBrwnRtrns 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sticky! Sticky! Sticky!

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DC_loves_little_boys 5 points ago +5 / -0

the cult of covid

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Hanging_Chad 4 points ago +4 / -0

This pandemic has impacted my pussy supply. Glad it's over.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has a suffocation link with his tube sock.

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JohnCocktoastin 2 points ago +2 / -0

If by sex he means that piece of rabbit fur he rubs on his dick every night...sure.

(I stole that one)

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daryljames_Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

so hes gona wear the mask while he jerks it to anime ..ok

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

even if I pretend he's 100% honest, wtf is he posting about it on twitter?

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DisbandTheCIA 1 point ago +1 / -0

As if there’s not women who are just as pathetic and dumb.

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panic_scam 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wants to make sure his wife and her boyfriend don’t get sick while he’s in the corner filming.

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GnuYow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone should tell him that dry-humping his waifu pillow doesn't count as sex.

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NC_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I save all the pics of the idiots that post their cards in case I have to make one myself.

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He just means he'll wear a paper mask instead of his usual ski mask...because both make it harder for his victims to identify him

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure the gay porn actors are relieved their cameraman takes their safety seriously.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like any guy is going to fuck him...

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Justjayce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your hooker will be happy you did...

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ThorsonTT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, when you are just there to watch.....

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can't even pay a whore enough to want to look at his fugly ass.