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So I guess we are all Trump Ninjas now...? (media.patriots.win) 🖕FUCK CHINA🖕
posted ago by Soobster ago by Soobster +2784 / -2
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One-Man_Riot 82 points ago +82 / -0

I’ve been buried at work all day. Can someone tell me what the hell a Trump ninja is? Because I really wanna be one…

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Recyclops 74 points ago +74 / -0

First rule of Ninja Club...

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JoeNotErotic 34 points ago +34 / -0

I am a Trump ninja, I move so smooth... like crunchy peanut butter.

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FireannDireach 23 points ago +24 / -1

I am a ninja, I answer polls, my opinion isn't recorded, I go to vote, my vote isn't registered...

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NateBedfordForrest 11 points ago +11 / -0

*tiger uppercut!!!"

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Hshsvsvsvsv 4 points ago +4 / -0

Smooth as sandpaperr

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FreedomStuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its like you are the wind ...wwwhhhoooossssshhhhhhhh!!!!

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V2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get a video of Trump Ninjas kicking faggot ass RINOs like Romney and Cheney to the tune of Kung Fu Fighting please?

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Error404 16 points ago +16 / -0

KEK!!!!

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MagaHippie88 6 points ago +6 / -0

TOP KEK <3 MAGA2021

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

hahaa

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TangerineShine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you!

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ebuy123 11 points ago +11 / -0

hei はい Hai literally means “yes” in English. Everywhere you go in Japan, you can hear people saying “はい, はい” (hai, hai) when talking to others. ... When はい (hai) is used in a conversation, it shows that the listener has attention and interest towards the speaker.

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TGNX 5 points ago +5 / -0

More specifically, IIRC, it's more an affirmation of what has been said, is that correct? Not necessarily "yes."

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EvanGRogers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct.

If someone asks "You don't like that cunt, Hillary Clinton?", you would answer はい、あの豚女大嫌い。死んだらいい。

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Stefanos 1 point ago +1 / -0

When addressing a clinton, I believe the correct honorific is "jibun dia te" which translates as: you can go do it to yourself.

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EvanGRogers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dia isn't a sound made in Japanese

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Stefanos 1 point ago +1 / -0

My wife disagrees. credit to you for getting on the kana's though

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Stefanos 1 point ago +1 / -0

jibun deyate shite makes it an order - which is incredibly rude. This Japanese girl I didnt know asked me to say this rude thing I know in Japanese. I was like "no, no.." but she was very persistent, so eventually I said it. Even after pestering me to say it, her jaw hit the floor! LMAO

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Error404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hai hai, don’t touchy my mustache.

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EvanGRogers 3 points ago +3 / -0

So many people don't get this joke

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Error404 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honchos loved it! and the yoohoo we'd bring them.

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wi tu hai.

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SaltiTaralli 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the reference.

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Qualityproduct 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look in the mirror young pede. You shall find your Trump Ninja there

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gamingthisandthat 40 points ago +40 / -0

they literally make our jobs easier by calling us that lol

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GEOTUSMAGA 23 points ago +23 / -0

I don't even understand what point they were trying to make with it.

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GODwins76 16 points ago +16 / -0

Probably to paint us as white supremacists.

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FromSethWithLove 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's kinda anti Asian. But joggers must jog

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bidensmissingbrain 10 points ago +10 / -0

Appropriating Asian culture to make a derogatory identity to disparage a group of people they stereotype as being a certain race.

Yep, sounds about right.

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shit, ninjas are racists?

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BigIronBigIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have you ever seen a ninja drink from the same water fountain as a black guy? No, and that's because ninjas are racist.

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meanwhileinamerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m so badass as a Cybercriminal freaking Ninja

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JustHereForTheSalmon 36 points ago +36 / -0

Mah ninja

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Donger-Lord2 30 points ago +30 / -0

We was Nanjas en sheeez.

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Jaqen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ninja please

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pushbackv2 33 points ago +33 / -0

I'll take it. TONS of Trump supporters in Japan.

China is asshoe.

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GODwins76 23 points ago +23 / -0

HELLO BASED JAPAN WE ARE WITH YOU!!!

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anti commie Koreans are cool too

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basedvirginian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t forget about the based Taiwanese

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

TAIWAN NUMBAHH JUAN

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censored4wrongthink 9 points ago +9 / -0

After much research into history - I've concluded Chyna is indeed, asshoe

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TheB3ast 24 points ago +24 / -0

Pepenja?

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NADSAQ 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’m a Trump Ninjer with da hard r

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remember1776 16 points ago +16 / -0

Someone make a Gandalf meme, "..............ninjas?"

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BasicKekinomics 3 points ago +15 / -12

They're the best hiders. Everyone is saying it.

https://media.patriots.win/post/fKHmH2C6.jpeg

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buco 14 points ago +14 / -0

A Trump Ninja is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives in Arizona precisely when he means too.

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

He decloaks precisely when he means to

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mainly, everything

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao the caption should be on the bottom panel 😂 thanks though

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BasicKekinomics -8 points ago +4 / -12

that's the joke tho

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Thehumancentipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

What’s that mean!

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Snake 11 points ago +11 / -0

We're like the Ninja Turtles except for pizza we have cucumbers and cans of tuna fish.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Been on keto for months. I officially hate eggs and avocados now

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your shits must be legendary

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

eh? I remember the Trump Cucumbers lol but I'm having trouble with the cans of tuna fish...

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"You can really rip them"

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

I gave up and searched it. Ohhh! How in the world did I miss that?

I remember protesters bringing cans of soup and streamers were like "wow, so they can just say they are having a food drive before they lob one?"

Thanks fren

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rip it good

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Started a kinetic war with hand thrown can goods. Oh my. God bless them for you are better than me. Free food pedes!

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Sea_Still 8 points ago +8 / -0

Black masks are so hot right now

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Leadforpeds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone explain this to me, I left for 5 minutes and we have Trump Ninjas now

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Ebbie8708 9 points ago +9 / -0

Auditors are Trump ninjas while his supporters are foot soldiers according to some nut bag that writes for AZ Central.

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MAGAThor 8 points ago +9 / -1

You need proper training first: http://www.realultimatepower.net/

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FromSethWithLove 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you, this takes me back to simpler times

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MAGAThor 3 points ago +4 / -1

ARE YOU READY TO GET PUMPED... AGAIN?

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SteelWolf87 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better to be a ninja than a liberal faggot.

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Aoikaze2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

We're the ninjapede army!

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ninja Centipedes are Nimble Navigators with throwing stars.

They make us more awesome every day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better get Kraken

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love Arizona!

Some nut bag called people who fought for the audit Trump ninjas while the rest of his supporters are foot soldiers.

Makes you wonder what everyone’s favorite Ninja turtle was. Mine was Mikey and the first movie totally holds up haha

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cowabunga, pede!

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ColonelTravis 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m the Shredder. I called it, first.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just watched the original TMNT what a great movie

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ColonelTravis 4 points ago +4 / -0

The scene where Shredder first appears to the Foot Clan is one of my favorite villain reveals.

As hokey as a movie with guys in turtle costumes should have been, it had a sense of gravitas, that made everything work.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turtles in a haf shell go with gravy, not gravitas

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Primus88 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have the BEST Ninjas!!!

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projectarcturus1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Finally, a hobby I can get behind!

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retard_clown 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always have been

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Fren001 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're hackers ***

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe that was Cyber Criminals

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard CRACKERS. Burning down the two dolla tree tonight!

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that classifies as Asian hate now according to the left's own rules.

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K3719er 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ninjepes

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IBentMyWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wu Flu Crew ain’t nothing to fuck with.

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556x45mm 4 points ago +4 / -0

starts playing 4th Chamber from the Liquid Swords album

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

My Ninja!

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hogstooth01 4 points ago +4 / -0

“And their loyal foot soldiers...”. Someone grew up in the 80’s. It’s cool bro. I got all the action figures. Perks of having a kid.

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4cdarth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was already a space ninja from playing warframe, so I consider this a upgrade.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

No question remaines about why society has failed. He got paid for that.

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treefork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait what? You're blaming the collapse of western civilization on Ninja Rap?

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Yes I am.

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Tyscribz 3 points ago +3 / -0

frog clan 4 lyfe

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to change my race to Trump Ninja.

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LameNRG 2 points ago +2 / -0

why change, just identify.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good advice. :)

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TheWhitestOfFangs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't that cultural appropriation? Because I'm all-in.

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Kelcius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same world everybody's home can't be culture appropriation it All belongs to everybody let's Ninja!

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always were (?)...

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TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only a ninja can stop a ninja.

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Kelcius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Although samurai rock pretty heavy

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger".

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn fuckin skippy! Legogo gadget NINJA ENERGY!!!!! <3 MAGA2021

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

THERE IT IS lol!!!

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trinjas!

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha you can basically customize anything now and have it in a few days. That's crazy

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always have been

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ModelMinority 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except in addition to owning swords, we own guns.

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always have been. BLAM Mr. Astronaut!

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undercovermaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

I slay fake news with my karate facts honed by my sensei, TheDonaldSenpai

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jormungandr 2 points ago +2 / -0

We don't need a dojo to be a dojo

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ErockHawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

MYYYYY NINJAS

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romanhelmet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hiiiiiii Yaaaaaaa

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Bball-gurl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone eli5 what this is about? I'm ootl sorry :(

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StartAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the name to be honest. I'd love to be a Trump Ninja. Thank you for the nickname MSM!

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Toobin247 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shamelessly hijacking thread for promoting my Trump Ninja diddy

https://patriots.win/p/12i4MljJGy/trump-ninjas-am-i-doing-this-rig/

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GeneralBoobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad black gimp rabbit is sad.

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meanwhileinamerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cyber criminal freaking Ninja!