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Womb___Raider 312 points ago +320 / -8

Everyone needs to get a DNA test. If you're ancestors are even remotely black, you need to cash in.

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AlcoholicRetard 299 points ago +301 / -2

I’m trans black

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labiator 144 points ago +146 / -2

good enough - get in line

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V2021 119 points ago +120 / -1

My ancestors fought in the Civil War and one died. Do I get some money from southern Democrats?

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Hshsvsvsvsv 81 points ago +82 / -1

Are u white? Then ur a second class citizen

Ur vote can count as 3/5 under new democrat legislation

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AlcoholicRetard 42 points ago +43 / -1

By fighting on the same battlefield as confederate soldiers, union soldiers gave a platform for white supremacy and are also racist.

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +11 / -0

How woke are Dixiecrats?

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Noadhominem 9 points ago +10 / -1

My ancestors died in the Holocaust and a few survived and emigrated to America post-WWII. I’m a part of a minority (many times smaller) that has been enslaved and persecuted and mass-murdered for thousands of years. And now there are only 7 million of us in the entire country and 15 million in the entire world!

Do I need to pay these reparations?

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Miskyavine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same All my white ancesters were union. my Cherokee ancestors who were confederate.

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Serioush 8 points ago +8 / -0

100% of americans end up getting money,

somehow magically the government spend 200% of the money doing it,

several politicians buy new yachts somehow.

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NotAPuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Money becomes worthless as a result.

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spezisacuckold 15 points ago +15 / -0

I identify as Black at the moment. Give me money.

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SteveRogers42 17 points ago +17 / -0

I like basketball, fried chicken, and the Motown Sound. Pay me.

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot hot sauce. Ask Hillary

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beta-detector 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joke aside, woke left can't tell you that you're not. I think I may use that one for real.

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dagoat4l 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree I feel black and thats all that matters is how we feel.

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KevO4444 61 points ago +62 / -1

Elizabeth Warren has entered the chat

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Kmdub2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hau šŸ˜‘āœ‹

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UndercoverSpez 48 points ago +48 / -0

Blackness is based on how you identify. Next census I'm getting $$$$$.

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OrangeCatBad 23 points ago +25 / -2

sister already did she had .01% Mali so I guess I'm good : )

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FinishTheBorderWall 16 points ago +16 / -0

My sister has had plenty of black in her so I should qualify.

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Kmdub2 3 points ago +3 / -0

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OrangeCatBad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Always wanted worthless bank notes to clean my butt with.

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Winning_Bigly 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most people want to be rich enough to be able to use money like toilet paper. Sad to see it likely that we will get to use money to wipe our butts while wishing we could afford to use toilet paper again.

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schnazzmizzle 20 points ago +20 / -0

.5% Sub Saharan.. Blue eyes.

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Picnochetwasahero 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is ok fren! I am 85% white but i only recognize the other 15%. As such i am a black native american jew! I think I qualify for all the perks.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 8 points ago +8 / -0

You need to throw trans or gay in there. Plus disabled.

"I'm a disabled gay black native american jew. Y'all is racist homophobic anti semites!!" "Gimme money bitches"

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

You too huh?

I feel I deserve at least 10% , and from now on just call me "Little Big Gal".

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the non binary fluid pansexual toaster fucker part

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Picnochetwasahero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh my. I might miss on those extra perks.