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Womb___Raider 312 points ago +320 / -8

Everyone needs to get a DNA test. If you're ancestors are even remotely black, you need to cash in.

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schnazzmizzle 20 points ago +20 / -0

.5% Sub Saharan.. Blue eyes.

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Picnochetwasahero 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is ok fren! I am 85% white but i only recognize the other 15%. As such i am a black native american jew! I think I qualify for all the perks.

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the non binary fluid pansexual toaster fucker part