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beta-detector 38 points ago +40 / -2

Also fuck Coke for manufacturing their food-like toxic products.

(except, maybe Dasani tap water).

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operatorstorm712 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dasani tap water = overcharging people for tap water; down with Dasani! power to the people!!!!

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NotTakingDownMyFlag 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dasani = leached plastics = lower birth rates and other issues

NO MERCY!

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spezisacuckold 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dasani is garbage synthetic tasting water.

Fiji is far superior, alas pricier.

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dasani tastes like it was bottled in Flint Michigan

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BasedOnWhat 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Minerals added for taste"

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Symonize 1 point ago +1 / -0

From someone's ball sack in a bathtub!

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Gtgooh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Better yet, stay away from all bottled water: Microplastics. Use tap water with a filter.