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Pixel 173 points ago +174 / -1

Fuck the government. They serve no purpose other than to enrich themselves at this point. The government is no longer about preserving liberty through limited means.

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yellowandrose 96 points ago +96 / -0

the government and the media are literally the enemy of the American people

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Hanging_Chad 24 points ago +26 / -2

Fuck the government

Okay, but no fat chicks for me

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feraxil 19 points ago +20 / -1

Okay, but no fat chicks for me

Deal, but you have to be the one to fuck Pelosi.

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RedReddit 9 points ago +10 / -1

Still better than Abrams

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least it’s not the chicks at the DMV 😬

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easyonthefiber 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hamplanets with their own gravitational pull cannot be, and should never be, referred to as “chicks”

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +3 / -1

a DMV chick would make you wait three hours to stick your dick in

then tell you that you have the wrong condom

then move on to the next customer in line

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +4 / -1

dude that was TOTALLY unnecessary

you made the whole site throw up

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feraxil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. =)

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Arc-Angel 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as she shares some kettle1,

I'll titty-fuck her

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Winning_Bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

For how much Pelosi drinks, you may be able to get yourself drinks from her tits.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

whats a kettle1

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +3 / -2

Kamala is always available

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formerlythetim 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kamala looks like a lizard

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kornesque 5 points ago +5 / -0

Consent of the governed is just words now.

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RonPaulPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Government power cannot expand without being at the expense of peoples liberty

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Edial 3 points ago +3 / -0

The problem is our politicians think themselves royalty and rulers. The truth is they're a bunch of corrupt fucks with warped views. I also think they're majorly useless. The weekly garbage collectors do more for the country and world than they do their entire careers.