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feraxil 19 points ago +20 / -1

Okay, but no fat chicks for me

Deal, but you have to be the one to fuck Pelosi.

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RedReddit 9 points ago +10 / -1

Still better than Abrams

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least it’s not the chicks at the DMV 😬

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easyonthefiber 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hamplanets with their own gravitational pull cannot be, and should never be, referred to as “chicks”

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bidensmissingbrain 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's a reason they're called whales.

They've got enough blubber to keep us stocked with soap for eternity.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not wiping my body down with fuckin DMV blubber. I’ll feel dirtier

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TrumpLandslideWon202 4 points ago +4 / -0

Blobs

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +3 / -1

a DMV chick would make you wait three hours to stick your dick in

then tell you that you have the wrong condom

then move on to the next customer in line

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +4 / -1

dude that was TOTALLY unnecessary

you made the whole site throw up

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feraxil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. =)

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Arc-Angel 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as she shares some kettle1,

I'll titty-fuck her

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Winning_Bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

For how much Pelosi drinks, you may be able to get yourself drinks from her tits.

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

She pees 80proof

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

whats a kettle1

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Arc-Angel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fairly expensive vodka

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feraxil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that explains why I don't know what that is. lol.

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