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chelthing 36 points ago +36 / -0

Greta looks a bit... wait for it...

...bamboozled.

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Sugz_Da_Thurd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Props!

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Shampagnepapi 16 points ago +16 / -0

Food sticks? As in chopsticks?

Did she call them that? Because that’d be incredibly racist

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heretorock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahahaha

I couldn't figure what the fuck a "food stick" was. This is the dumbest clown world ever.

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Diotima 12 points ago +12 / -0

How is she 18 years old? Looks like shes 13 still.

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Ikikaera 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's the primary reason the left likes her so much.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter Biden gave a positive point to your comment

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gross.

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that_sound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Joe Biden has entered the chat.

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sniffing intensifies

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I liked it too!

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

She certainly thinks like one.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 12 points ago +12 / -0

How absolutely dare they

neglect to insist the fetal alcohol syndrome one not insert bamboo in a rather uncomfortable spot

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xxxMAGA420xxx 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure how real this story is because it sounded too good to be true.

I searched and found this news article: https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-greta-thunberg-chopsticks/false-claim-greta-thunberg-told-chinese-and-japanese-governments-to-stop-using-chopsticks-idUSKBN22P2PV

Does anybody have a better source on this? If a news story like this spreads and its fake, it undermines the conservative movement.

I've adopted a trust, but verify, attitude to stories that sound too good to be true.

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UsernameChecksOutt 3 points ago +3 / -0

This illustrates how easy the shills have it here. Not saying OP is a shill, but the default should be verify then post or post with a disclaimer.

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DicksOutForPepe16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, probably bullshit

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

it undermines the conservative movement.

The problem is, that the Left swears and repeats ad infinitum when a false report comes out, and make up more lies. The Right throws conservatives under the bus for mistakenly passing along a credible story.

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qawsedrftg 10 points ago +10 / -0

I use TP made from bamboo. Cheap, soft, doesn't tear as easily. Win win.

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I should try that if I can find a company that doesn't use chinese bamboo

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HillarysFatAss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, I use it too. Good stuff.

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NotMyGovernor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn't she not a minor anymore therefor too old for politics now?

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

To old for John Pedosta, yes

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nowavenyc 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHA!!! Just another great Thursday

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jsnforce 3 points ago +3 / -0

You dont have to like the CCP to agree that Greta is a fucking idiot.

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RPchill1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It took me the longest time to figure out WTF is a "food stick". I am part Chinese, was raised eating with chopsticks and my parents owned Chinese restaurants. Never heard of "food sticks" before.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds 100% fake BoomerBait. "Food sticks"?

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seth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greta probably has hired help to wipe her ass and has no desire to know the details.

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LRRP 2 points ago +2 / -0

She should wipe her ass with punji sticks.

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Sugz_Da_Thurd 2 points ago +2 / -0

CCP is asshoe!! Shit on eveyone!!

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old_empathise 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking KEK!

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Riblitz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please, you're fooled if you think this is any sort of genuine interaction. You know she gets her scripts sent to her, she accidentally posted her script once.

What you're really seeing here is little miss Van Doomberg taking a fall to make the CCP look good. Paid for and right to plan.

White people dumb, under-informed and unintentionally racist because it's inborn within them somehow. CCP strong, witty and civil.

What a bull-shit sandwich!

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ccpshill 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a left eat left world

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Lasheric 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I use a bidet. Environmentally friendly and leaves my ass sparking clean.

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NerBolanski -1 points ago +2 / -3

she is not a fan of people who burn coal.

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stonepony 1 point ago +1 / -0

"refuse to wipe their ass"

I've used this line of reasoning to troll the global warming cult. It's hilarious to watch them argue.

"if you weren't supposed to get poop on yourself, you wouldn't have butt cheeks, you don't need TP"

"you're killing yourself by selfishly killing innocent trees, pooping on yourself is good for your immune system". etc.

"you deny science and hate nature, bleached paper results in toxic waste dumping"

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

TFW you’re too old to be used and abused by your grifter parents.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dragged by a twofer

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftists ARE the biggest racists!

EVEN I know about bamboo! It is a good building material too, combined with hemp and concrete, we could make structures that would last

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2016TrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Food sticks?" Is 'chopsticks' now a racist term?

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Rageofpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

China is still assho

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Nunyo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Low energy lies, if real she should have gone after them for air and water pollution.