Putin: No, you listen. If you fuck with us, the pain that will come down from the Kremlin will fucking bury you, your rapist family, and your country. What are you going to do with your sissy boy soldiers that want to be girls, huh? We'd fucking END YOU. Your armies would be deciding what nail polish goes best with camo while we destroy your bases. So you call your little warships to the black sea. You test me. You see what happens. We're building up. And there isn't shit you can do about it.
Biden: U-u-u-u-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... Ummmmmmmmm .... come on, man! Don't b-b-be like cor-cor-c-c-c-corn pop! He was a b-b-bad dude!
Putin: Tell your Chinese masters that we're ready to go to war if we need to. We're Russian. We don't care. About anything.
Biden: Uhhhhhhh ... H-h-hang on. Let me c-c-c-call them ..... We're going to s-s-s-sanction you!
I can tell you how that conversation went:
Biden: Listen, fat - I-I-I-I-I uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I mean, red. H-H-H-Here's th-the d-d-d-deal ....
Putin: No, you listen. If you fuck with us, the pain that will come down from the Kremlin will fucking bury you, your rapist family, and your country. What are you going to do with your sissy boy soldiers that want to be girls, huh? We'd fucking END YOU. Your armies would be deciding what nail polish goes best with camo while we destroy your bases. So you call your little warships to the black sea. You test me. You see what happens. We're building up. And there isn't shit you can do about it.
Biden: U-u-u-u-uhhhhhhhhhhhhh .... Ummmmmmmmm .... come on, man! Don't b-b-be like cor-cor-c-c-c-corn pop! He was a b-b-bad dude!
Putin: Tell your Chinese masters that we're ready to go to war if we need to. We're Russian. We don't care. About anything.
Biden: Uhhhhhhh ... H-h-hang on. Let me c-c-c-call them ..... We're going to s-s-s-sanction you!
Putin: Do it, faggot.
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