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usdodsgssog 47 points ago +47 / -0

And then a fourth.... and a fifth.... and money into their pockets go brrrrr

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Wankerton 14 points ago +14 / -0

Two weeks to flatten the curve!

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Three shots to cure the pandemic!

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PhoneBandit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Three shots! Three masks!

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Peashout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why wear 37 masks when 38 work better?

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

remember that the vaccine card has room for more doses

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BrakeRemovalMechanic 22 points ago +22 / -0

And the chances of it killing you increase exponentially with each dose. Have fun with that.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get the feeling that’s the point.

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Thunderbolt45 21 points ago +22 / -1

In other words, it hasn’t killed as many people as it was designed to.

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Matrix_Exodus 2 points ago +2 / -0

hasn't killed as many people...yet...

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Braineack 15 points ago +15 / -0

This just in: getting paid three times is better than just twice.

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TheBusiness 14 points ago +14 / -0

Shit just make it 1 a week who gives a fuck at this point. All the libtards will line up for it.

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ippwndu 5 points ago +5 / -0

When all these fuckers I know got vaccinated, I thought they would shut the fuck up. But noooo, they still go on and on about vaccines and tests.

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Steady3 2 points ago +2 / -0

True statement.

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notatallimsure 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gonna turn into an annual booster. Mark my words. And you won't be allowed to question why.

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PapaPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why just annual? With the dems in charge they can make it seasonal

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nutmeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

How I wonder? It sure won't be popular and even if everyone wanted it they couldn't get it. How long has it been now and people are still scrambling for appointments?

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PapaPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

You notice how many spots the vaccine passport card has on it? You're intended to keep getting them. This is gearing up to be more profitable than cancer for the drug companies.

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PhoneBandit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Annual subscription to get each update of the vaccine. VIP membership to get boosted to the front of the line.

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BeardedNinjaPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust ThE sCiEnCe!

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BlackKat 11 points ago +11 / -0

That makes zero sense. If your body supposedly produces this "spike protein", you theoretically only need 1 of them to form anti bodies

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RedditIsCommunist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Supposedly your immune system shouldn’t “forget” so easily, but the mRNA vaccine is obviously kind of weak on stimulating antibody production since you need a booster vaccine a month later.

There must be something about the weakness of the immune cascade they’re using that threatens long term “memory”.

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Barbs 8 points ago +9 / -1

What are experts saying that aren’t Pfizer CEOs? Telling people that you have to sell them more of your product sounds like marketing to me.

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TheRealMaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Corporate-backed drugs for a corporate-fueled hysteria, just HAPPEN to require multiple purchases?

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MAGA_____bitches 6 points ago +6 / -0

So Trump signed an EO to control Big Pharma prices in the US, and ......... suddenly a pandemic

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NimbleNavigator20202 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sars Cov 1 antibodies have lasted over 17 years in the bodies of survivors.

What the fuck do they think they're doing bruh. Such a fucking con and a joke.

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Mukzn [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Article archived

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7.62swinebuster 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll soon bump it to 4 shots per year for life while leftist politicians try to make it against the law to be out in public in any capacity without having been vaccinated.

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do that, and there'll be a lot of dead cops.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this guy still "waiting in line?"

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FuckGovernment 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then another shot every 6 months.

The more shots, the more money for Pfizer! And the more opportunities to inject you with poison!

YAY!

FREE MARTIN SHKRELI!!!!!!

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because people aren't dying quick enough.

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here2red 3 points ago +3 / -0

shocked pichachu face!

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Salty_Dad 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will be a seasonal thing for those that are taking the JaB.

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Global_Tornado 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they'll get sicker and sicker.

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jab my ass

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Keep getting injected until Fauci believes it's working, sheeple. be a hero

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Hedonismbot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pfizer says you need 3 shots. Ok, let me plug that in my formula.

3 shots x 0 chance of taking them = sure sounds about right.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey guys, it doesn't work, and sometimes gives you blood clots. I know, how about 50% more in the dosing? It's getting very hard to have sympathy for people who buy this shit.

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Vailyon 3 points ago +3 / -0

They dont know what "fully vaccinated." Means

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MixedBlacknWhite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Between this and the Danish doctor passing out during their press conference talking about stopping their astrazeneca vaccine.. I am laughing my ass off!

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regollyek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, no shit.

I have no idea why people are getting vaccinated even if they think it's a good idea. Cases are dropping. I live in a city of 1 million and there's 100 active cases right now.

Why don't you wait til the fall atleast. 6 months more of human animal trials and there might actually be a small chance of catching covid.

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Brickwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

1/3 more revenue for Phizer with just a sentence.

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VanishedPants 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can the just come out and say that you will need to get a shot every year. That is the end goal for them to establish a yearly constant revenue stream from a government contract.

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RedditIsCommunist 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn’t really new, “they” have been saying this for a while. https://www.verywellhealth.com/length-of-covid-19-vaccine-immunity-5094857

They’re also saying natural immunity similarly doesn’t last either.

SARS-cov-2 seems to be perfect for ensuring yearly vaccine sales. It’s just barely bad enough to make non-vulnerable people want to get vaccines but being so weak the immune memory is short.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like we need to buy Pfizer stock, sales going up. I would be willing to bet that in a year you will find that you need a yearly booster to be protected. This is a bigger scam than the lottery.

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okirjgdokef 2 points ago +2 / -0

They get sick with the first shot.

They go for the second and get sicker.

Now watch them ask for the third jab.

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust the science!

Oops, your mum died of a blood clot.

Oops, your kid died but we have no idea if that was us or not.

Oops, it's three shots now.

Oops, turns out you're infertile.

Why won't you trust the science?

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Muttsbitetoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pfizer is now your immune system.

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you never get the first... It's not even a problem.

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nutmeg 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to collect data on how multiple mRNA injections, with or without tweaks, effect people.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

did this ceo get his fraudci ouchie?

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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many people that got the first two will survive that to get a third?

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Global_Tornado 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two shots alone is killing enough people.

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mark of the beast

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UrTVisLying2U 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll just donate mine to the needy. You know, socialism and stuff.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought the 6 month boosters was already going to be a thing anyway?

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UnitedWeStandUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

****OUR PRODUCT IS SO POOR THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY IT, IT STILL WILL NOT DO WHAT ITWAS DESINGNED TO DO

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landsolo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also announced was Pfizer's new Bulk Injector Family Fun Pack with 40 jabs for the price of 39.5 jabs.