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MAGA-Fett [S] 111 points ago +112 / -1

Yea, what is an “innocent” 13 year old doing out at 2:30am with a gun?

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America_No_1 125 points ago +126 / -1

Jogging.

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TBGJC 30 points ago +31 / -1

He was having a race. That's why he needed the gun to shoot for "ready-set-go"

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kornesque 6 points ago +6 / -0

Having a race war?! I'm bringing all my homies!

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UndercoverSpez 3 points ago +11 / -8

If this is true the cop needs to hang!

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pushbackv2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only because his astronaut class got out late and he had to rush to medical school.

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PatriotPartyRising 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stop spreading disinformation! He was late to his astronomy class because his engineering class got held up with riveting talks of social injustice.

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freddyz 29 points ago +30 / -1

Just going to the local Subway to grab a sandwich

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Hangemh1gh 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well he should've known better than to do it in.......MAGA country!

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PatriotPartyRising 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't he know a lot of faggot n-ggers from Empire hang around outside?

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 4 points ago +8 / -4

Why's it got to be a sandwich?

Why can't a criminal just walk into a Subway and yell "bitch, make me a protein bowl"?

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TBGJC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because that's what Juicy got at subway

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah ok, I bet Juicy got a little protein later that evening...

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Conservativechick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just out getting some skittles

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ChuckedBeef 29 points ago +30 / -1

Just out for a jog

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Sparks1017 21 points ago +22 / -1

Going to get some skittles, I'm sure

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aKekabove 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard he had a maga hat and rope and was heading to find juicy skillet...this is maga country