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TrumpAndGodWin 43 points ago +43 / -0

A white kid stole my bike as a kid, kek

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Spawnlingman 82 points ago +82 / -0

Bro it stil rides Good too.

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de9ebkmd7 31 points ago +31 / -0

yeah but now it's just sad to see you a grown man riding a too-small bike with a faded banana seat and baseball cards in the spokes.

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SenorTrumper 20 points ago +20 / -0

The proper English is "grownass man".

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VonTrappenstein 2 points ago +2 / -0

A white kid bit my sister once.

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ripley88 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Kang's English

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you seen what baseball cards are going for these days?

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey bro can I have my two bikes back? I seen you take them a decade ago. No hard feelings but my kids want some bikes. It's just like it's both ours, we'll just keep em down at my house.

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Spawnlingman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got you. Whats your address......

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

1939 W. Joggerdale St. you can come drop them off anytime after 7 PM, I'm at work then so no one's home, just leave them in the garage next to my tools.

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RedRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit, it's James

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Harsh_Truth2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake. No bike thief used the correct “too”.

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hispanics in a pickup stole my bike as a kid

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TarHeelMAGA 22 points ago +23 / -1

Blacks stole mine. Been robbed by blacks numerous times and they’ve attempted to rob me/my house on several other occasions (I live in a blue city). It’s never been the Asians, the Whites, the Latinos....just the blacks, but I’m not supposed to recognize patterns or something. That would make me some sort of a suuuupreeeeeeeemacyst.

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BarefootRunDMC 0 points ago +2 / -2

Nah, I think that would make you an inferiority.

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

My Halloween candy was taken by two queens on a moped in the 80s

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that all they "took" ?

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Coolgenner 1 point ago +3 / -2

I told my mom that, and it didn’t work.

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Cacciali_Via 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry. One of my biggest regrets. I had just moved to town and the only friend I made was a thief. I was trying to impress him.

He burglarized apartments at 10yo. I guarantee he ended up in prison eventually.