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Unsilent 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh but I did read your story! Seems full of bs... Pro tip: when pretending to be an American, don’t use the word Constable. No one in America calls the police “Constable”

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pushbackv2 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Cheerio old bean, we're just heading out go nosh on some bangers and mash. Being American, and all"

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unaor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on down to San Antonio, Texas and see the county constables. https://www.bexar.org/871/Constables

At the time we had no idea what a constable was either, but his car said constable.