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Da11en47 13 points ago +13 / -0

My wife, a teacher in California, said one of her middle schoolers needed a calculator to figure out 6 divided by 2. She said it happens a lot.

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fingis_dartan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet that kid can pick a bushel of apples in 10 seconds though...

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TrannyFluidDipStick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or a pair of Jordans while his mama takes him to the citywide chimpout.

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bigwinhugewinfatwin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure I learned that in 3rd or 4th grade

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MAGA_____bitches 10 points ago +10 / -0

If Kamala Harris sucks 4 cocks every month for 15 years, how many slaves did her parents own?

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Grunt422 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are they all different cocks, or does she do some of the same ones ? Only one a week ? Who said she stopped after 15 years ? The answer is 45 slaves, all male of course so they could keep her in hot cocks fresh from those sweaty cane fields. Wait ! make that 39 slaves because 6 of them died from dehydration after a prolonged visit by Camala toe.

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Slugbert 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’ve taken the Honk Pill, so I fully support this.

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead towards the collapse!

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

you're stronger than that

envision victory and work for it

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

I admire your faith in me. Unfortunately, I don’t see any other path to victory other than a collapse/rebuild. I hope I’m wrong and you are right.

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TrumpFan26 7 points ago +7 / -0

what does this mean?students give different answers to an equation and the teacher will accept it all?there goes education

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egobooster 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think everyone recognizes the gimmick here.

They weren't teaching these kids anything anyway.

Why do you think these kids are graduating unable to read and unable to do simple math.

My guess is if you made math interesting like having a class that used the metric system for measuring drugs and collecting vigs, these kids would be mathematical geniuses.

The reality is public school teachers are either horrible at their craft or so hog tied by their administration to only giving passing grades, they can't teach a standard curriculum. So the standard curriculum will be reduce to an indoctrination where everyone passes with racism as the rally cry to push it.

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SomaMinded 6 points ago +6 / -0

My sisters a pilot and shes retarded.. holy shit, Idiocracy was a documentary from the future? You gotta be shittin me... Fuck

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Warcraft1966 4 points ago +4 / -0

Foreigners

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SnipedYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Country songs about dirt roads are gonna mean a heck of a lot different in 30 years

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Alias117 4 points ago +4 / -0

Teacher: Your child will have to retake second grade he answered all the questions correctly.....

Parent: what so he passed he answered correctly why does he have to retake second grade?

Teacher: Your child is good at math and has above average reading abilities so he is obviously racist and needs to take second grade and start taking school less seriously

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tentigers99 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cali math : if Biff hits a wave at 50 ft high, moving at 35 knots, how far up the beach will he and his surfboard land?

NY Math ; If Tyrone robs a candy store and runs at 5 mph...in front of a cop car going 10 mph...how many years at Attica will he get?

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drsowells1fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biff was beaten and gang raped by MS-13 members who took his board, so there is no correct answer to the above question.

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minotaurbeach 4 points ago +4 / -0

And this is where the slave class will be educated

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Live_Free_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Party of Science indeed.

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desertflower 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who would have thought that teaching math in a ‘linear fashion’ was racist??

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can count to firetruck!

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Reebot2021 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here’s your wings!!! Now go fly that fucking plane!!!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shiney side up and rubber side down!

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Hillary-Digs-a-Hole 2 points ago +2 / -0

can you imagine engineers being tought tis math and building a high-rise?

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phresh20 2 points ago +2 / -0

And guess whose great idea this is, yet again?? From the makers of Common Core: Bill and Melinda Gates! Dear God, let him get his.

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47urOFH3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess if Chauvin didn't do the math on how long Floyd had been immobile, that would make him... less... racist...?

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would seriously like to see an example of this new math

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wethedownvoted 5 points ago +5 / -0

ok never mind i looked it up. it's just critical race theory taught in a math class room.

their beef seems to be with the inappropriateness of teaching race related topics in math class. so this effort is just a method of injecting critical race theory into math as well -- it's already in every other subject, but math has been able to resist it due to it's "purity"

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Nunyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

At my school a 17% is a D. A 36% is a C. Grades are a joke. Homework doesnt even count.

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

bet that makes getting an A feel pretty uninspiring

"congrats on your 70%" 🅰➕⭐🤩

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TrannyFluidDipStick 2 points ago +2 / -0

When does Yang Gang get called put for his white Supremacy ideology? He's a menace to society.

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't they already change math quite a while ago? So this is another lame brain new way to screw kids up even more.

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Tyrone scores a dime bag of smack that is 10% pure product, and he cuts it with 1/4 pound of milk sugar, and then adds 5 grams of Fentanyal and 1/4 ounce of quinine, how many dime bags can he sell before he gets capped by his competitors, the 15th street Crips in a dark alley ?

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sad_State_of_Affairs 1 point ago +1 / -0

How in the hell will they know if it is equitable, without math?

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NutterButter 1 point ago +1 / -0

This title made me chuckle.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

The worst fucking thing about it is TEACHERS ARE GIVING UP

they don't plea for society to help by stopping the push of cultural suicide, poison, and fatherlessness

they don't plea for broken homes to mend and fathers and mothers to raise children together

fucking unmotivated teachers can't even read the books they're supposed to teach to learn a little motivation, innovation, and boldness.

they know society is breaking up. must be a bunch of racist actual commies purposely trying to further obfuscate and destroy "public" education

ABOLISH THE DOE AND MAKE ALL EDUCATION PRIVATE ASAP