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TEXinLA 23 points ago +24 / -1

Yup. Mr. Blue Screen Of Death.

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bluto36 6 points ago +7 / -1

old name. new name is Bill Thanos Gates

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Counterforce1 18 points ago +20 / -2

HOLY SHIT BRO YOU ARE OVER THE TARGET

just look at these comments - it’s almost like you can find a majority of people on this site that will be the first to jump to the defense of Bill Gates... or a bunch of shills that find this thinking overtly dangerous

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Pepe-Meme 15 points ago +15 / -0

:(

Your world ran into a problem and needs to restart. We’re just collecting some personal info, and then we’ll reset the world for you.

If you’d like to know more, you can search online for this error: SUCKS_TO_BE_YOU_BIGOT (JustGetTheShot.Now)

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swimminginthoughts 13 points ago +14 / -1

Baal Gates

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Pepe-Meme 11 points ago +12 / -1

Bill Gates: "Vaccines are "Best Way" to Depopulate - 2020 ... [Search domain 2020conservative.com/bill-gates-vaccines-are-best-way-to-depopulate/] https://2020conservative.com/bill-gates-vaccines-are-best-way-to-depopulate/

Bill Gates admits that the vaccines are for human depopulation. According to him, to stabilize the world population, 350,000 people must be eliminated per day. Bill Gates expound on how we must all consent to a 'kill the humans' strategy, to 'save the planet' from the carbon dioxide we make.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kill 350,000 people a day?

That means to get even, God has to kill you 350,000 individually daily.

That's the future you fuckin' choose.

You fuckin' idiot.

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can we find those spezzed videos?

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sterilization of the world so he can rule the world with his cabal

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Pepe-Meme 4 points ago +4 / -0

CTRL, ALT, DEL the entire world?

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

AKA the Three Fingered Salute...

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then I salute Bill Gates and tell him to read between the lines!!!

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motoford 4 points ago +4 / -0

Microsoft has never sold an AV product to my knowledge.

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HairSniffer 6 points ago +7 / -1

I was thinking the same but then remembered one offered separately from Windows. Pricing varies wildly so I'm uncertain of the actual market price. From Wikipedia:

System Center Endpoint Protection: A business antivirus software product that can be controlled over the network, formerly known as Forefront Endpoint Protection, Forefront Client Security and Client Protection.
From comparitech.com:
What’s the Difference Between SCEP and Windows Defender? SCEP and Windows Defender are essentially the same application. Each program is designed to detect threats. Like SCEP, Windows Defender can detect malicious software like viruses and spyware. You can manage Windows Defender through System Center Configuration Manager or Microsoft Intune.

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motoford 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a new one to me too. ---- And looks like you have a hater lol. No idea why someone would downvote you for stating some facts.

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Counterforce1 3 points ago +4 / -1

TOP KEK

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TheSleepingPresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always wondered about that in the early days. What kind of guy gets his rocks off screwing up a computer that he will never see. Now, they can key log and everything but not back then.

I've been trying for days to stop all the background reporting and indexing crap that has been keeping the hard drive on my laptop maxed at a 100%.

I finally made some progress and now every time it boots up it tells me something is wrong and then reboots. My hard drive usage drops to less than 20% in a minute or less. Personally, I can live with that for a little bit for the chance to actually use my laptop.

Screw MS. If I could do my work on linux I would drop them for good.

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DrCowboyPresident 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's at least one documented instance of them doing exactly that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AARD_code

They intentionally made it look like DR-DOS caused errors when it didn't, to make people scared of it.

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Saremei 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah. It was to makesure people bought msdos rather than the one that gave errors.

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Parhelion12 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had no idea. Fuck Microsoft.

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masterfulsky -7 points ago +3 / -10

your right this is fake news

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Waffleyumboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek brought the bill gates shills out into the open

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +2 / -1

DEATH by virus injection?

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jumpy2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep! Virus/Vax master.

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Hibernatus 0 points ago +1 / -1

exactly what antivirus did bill gates sold?

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doublethink -3 points ago +3 / -6

Microsoft has never sold anti-virus