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loooooof 62 points ago +62 / -0

He used to 'kill it' when it came to his studies. His gang cohorts were really proud that he was such an academic.

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bill_in_texas 30 points ago +30 / -0

They just let him in the gang to raise their GPA.

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JoeNotErotic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Like... through osmosis?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like...with a cloth wiping a butt.

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NotAPuma 16 points ago +16 / -0

He was gonna be a Doctor AND a Lawyer, he was killing it in School.

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FredRedd [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

kek kek!

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pushbackv2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Think we posted this around the same time, pede. True hive mind achieved.

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bluto36 7 points ago +7 / -0

not sure if this is it, he could have also been a high performer when it came to one of their fundraisers... as in;

" whoa, did you fine gentlemen see how many chocolate bars Mr.Toledo has sold? that kid is killing it. we are going to call him Lil Homicide. we are going to be going on a field trip this year for sure!"

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Taxis 29 points ago +29 / -0

We can't live around these people.

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TheTuckerDiaries 26 points ago +26 / -0

Pelosi said they have a spark of divinity. They can go to her house(s)

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Taxis 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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bill_in_texas 5 points ago +5 / -0

But they actually can't, because she has the best security money can buy, unlike you and me.

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AlabamaSlamma 9 points ago +9 / -0

The sickest part is that we pay to protect them from the problems they create.

We pay for her top notch security.

However many millions per year it costs to protect her from herself, we foot the bill.

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xkgb 23 points ago +23 / -0

The obvious answer is likely the correct one.

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HanginChad 14 points ago +14 / -0

C'mon man, it's just a little homicide.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mostly peaceful too.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mostly Peaceful Murder

I think it's time to start a new band.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not homicide homicide.

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pushbackv2 14 points ago +14 / -0

It was clearly because he was killing his studies en route to becoming a doctor.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Whatever it is you’re thinking right now....that

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FredRedd [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sayin'... I'm just sayin'...

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not saying he killed someone, because even if I were saying it, I can't say that I'm saying that. You see what I'm saying?

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TheTuckerDiaries 13 points ago +13 / -0

These Central America gangsters start killing young. Now with the social media the competition to be the most brutal has been upped.

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Sphinx3peat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Central America is afoul of shithole countries. Trump was right in publicly branding them shithole countries.

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FredRedd [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm thinking they don't hand out "cool names" like that because the plucky kid said to them, "I can't wait to kill my first mark someday, like when i'm 18"

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xrp_moon_shot 8 points ago +8 / -0

unsolved mysteries

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FredRedd [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

or cold cases.

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TwelveMoreYears 6 points ago +6 / -0

No! We wuz Kangs! Not you! We Kangs! We Kangs!

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kids life was fucked. It was already too late, and its truly sad.

Just means his suicide by cop spared him a life of crime and doing time.

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CantHaveMyGat 6 points ago +6 / -0

It also spared alot of future would-be victims.

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

And taxpayer money feeding his worthless ass in jail.

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Bonami 6 points ago +6 / -0

From the article it sounds like he had been running with the gang for about a year.

And he has a tattoo, which at his age is probably illegal, it would be interesting to know if that particular tattoo represents something specific, like a first kill for example.

The kid was Special Needs, no Dad around, no school friends; he was easy pickings for the gang.

Rest in peace little boy.

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Jacque_Strap 4 points ago +4 / -0

He had a killer haircut!

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who can say? Isn't Chicago "MAGA Country"?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn't see anything in that article about "Lil Homicide."

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FreeSpeechMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY TOLEDO!!!

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +2 / -0

dude was tossed over the border or was an anchor baby. just look at him

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little hom o homie would bring hard cider to the guys on hot summer days?

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Fact 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you give a lost kid a cool name he's gonna feel like he found a home and be loyal. If you call him Lil' Bitch he's going to think "WTF am I hanging around these guys for?" Of course I just pulled that out of my ass. I am also 100% certain I am correct.

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ThisIsHowItStarts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Latin Kangs!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now there are Latin Kangz also? So much royalty in America!

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The little puke is dead. Thats a good thing.

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17pat76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead ass pussy

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ReapIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahem, HOLY TOLEDO!!!

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