I might have voted 5 times, only problem is I can't remember so I can't say if it's true or not. But I guess if they did an audit I wouldn't mind, ya know?
One does realize that you can play a game within a game and that too in within a game. If I am getting too deep for you let me know. This actually how they have already been beaten. what game were we playing again?
It’s funny though. They seem to genuinely think they’ve identified a secret code in Minecraft of course. It’s kind of like that time we went Russian in TD and they thought that was real.
Projection. They are stupid enough to think they could make real-world plans and add "in Minecraft" to the end in order to completely throw someone off the case. So they think we are that stupid too.
"He's got a systematic plan for the overthrow of the Federal government! If they follow through on this there is no way we can resist! Oh, wait... it says 'in Minecraft' at the end. False alarm people, he's talking about a video game!"
Chris Wray gonna accuse an innocent guy who said something figuratively and make claim it was meant literally. Slippery slope when the FBI starts assinging you intent
Fair enough. I got the feeling a lot of the agencies started around that time (e.g. CIA, various European equivalents) were started by people who were disappointed that the war had ended so soon and they were going to miss out on all the fun they were having.
Oh, and they were the sort of people who didn't really see a line between ally and enemy.
You know, you think to yourself "they're not that dumb, certainly they get the joke". And then they don't get the joke. And it blows your mind how dumb they are.
And then it happens again.
And again.
And again.
...but for some reason I constantly think "NO, THIS TIME they've reached the pinnacle of dumb. They MUST know it's a joke this time."
That's exactly what the alt-right wants you to think! But in reality they use dog whistles like this to try and promote a happy nuclear family system, good health and hygiene, and bad science like there's two genders and they're different from one another
I’m tired of hearing my 7 year old watch YouTube videos of dudes in their 20s and 30s playing Minecraft.
When I was his age (okay, a little older i guess) I grew up watching wholesome educational content - watching stick figures murder each other in cheesy flash videos.
True but in my bros cases, it's keeping them from getting a job or actually doing anything of value with their lives.
3 brothers in their 20s, unemployed and living in my parents basement playing video games day and night. One even worker for Boeing for 2 years, maxed his hourly pay, saved some money, then quit for video games. He's been unemployed not even trying to find work for 3 years now.
You can still find great women if you spend your time wisely... Generally not in bars or clubs...
Can't really blame your brothers on that though. They didn't find anything fulfilling in their work, they had nothing to drive them to be better. Your parents, and yourself failed them by not pushing them harder to "be better."
Instead they accepted the easiest path. But let's be realistic, "great women" are as rare as a four leaf clover. And it's worse in European and US/CDN countries. But I can listen and pay attention to the people working under me.
the trick is to find not a better women than the one who left you... instead go for worse, that will not leave you, because who the fuck else gonna take her
My bad for assuming you were a 20 year old that has a shit job. I just think it’s funny when you see grown ass dudes building lego sets instead of something else.
Meh. I work in "removing the human element" from situations where some poor bastard might have to die to save everyone else.
For me, work is lego. The fun thing about minecraft though is I can use it to show critical failures in equipment. It's not much different the say all those cities around the world, where the people in the traffic division started playing "Cities: Skylines" because it can accurately calculate traffic flow, mass, and pedestrian movement.
I feel worse for you, that you don't understand that "games" aren't the stuff people played in 1980.
Don’t get me wrong. Playing a game now and then is just fine. These faggots live on it. I’m 33 and went into a GameStop to see if there was anything that peaked my interest. Felt like I walked into soy boy central.
Yeah I understand you. I quit playing games myself but I have a 33 year old brother (not made up number) who not only spends all his time playing video games, but got his 11 year old son his own gaming computer so he wouldn't have to actually raise him... So he can play video games all day uninterrupted while the 11 year old does as well.
That's part of why he's divorced. His ex-wife married a more manly dude who doesn't let him sit around all day playing video games... So what does my loser ass brother do? He calls CPS on his immigration status.
Wow sounds like a total beta. I’m so glad my son gets out and wants to help me with stuff. He loves to work on cars and trucks with me. We bond working on stuff. We have fun as well and we might play a game here and there but it’s old school like street fighter or sonic the hedgehog.
My daughter is only 15 months right now and loves phone screens. So I limit that as much as possible. But more than that, she loves being outdoors. So basically every time she asks to go outside, I take her outside to play.
One of my main goals is to keep her desires for screens as low as possible and her desire for exercise and outdoors as high as possible.
She sees what we do and copies us. Now she's obsessed with helping my wife cook/mix stuff lol. She sees me working with tools so I let her work safely as well. I feel one of my father's mistakes at times was that he would be so busy working on things at home and trying to get done that he didn't let us mess around and "help" often. So when we grew up more and he would ask us to help him remodel or whatnot... We had already lost interest and wouldn't want to help... I was personally addicted to runescape and nothing could take me off including my dad breaking my computer.
Soon as I hit my 20's, having quit gaming... I deeply regretted not having listened. He literally remodeled a 1,600 sq ft house and built on AROUND ME, NEARLY BY HIMSELF, into a 5,000 sq ft house... And I learned nothing.
That’s awesome. Knowing how to cook a good meal is a big thing now days. If McDonald’s shut down half of the u.s. population would starve to death. I learned everything from my dad and it lead to a career. He did the same as your dad with his house. I helped him and learned a lot and am now passing it to my son.
It's probably okay but I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that game. I've tried other games like it too, like Terraria. The most I can gather is you make broken mods and jump u and down on stuff?
4x games(Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate) are basically "civilization builders" depending on the settings. You can play them as-is or mod the hell out of them.
They're one of my favorite genre's, though there's plenty of games built into a classical setting too. Crusader Kings, and so-on.
They replaced communists, talibans and alqaedas with zombies. The days of Novalogic, when you could shoot a 50 cal barret and blow the skull off a taliban, are over. I'ts all fucking zombies now. Enjoy this before someone decides zombies are "opressed".
Wait until the FBI fags, the ADL fags, and the WaPo fags realize that YEET is really an encoded call to action for Youthful Evropa Ethno Terrorists, in Minecraft.
That’s not the purpose of the Minecraft word. We already know that they know what we mean, it’s just so we can say yes, we want to burn down DC, but on the Minecraft server. That way we can’t get prosecuted.
Actually that's legal to say. Just ask BLM. Hyperbolically stating your latent desire to make s'mores over the flaming rubble of the child sex trafficking capital of America does not constitute a "true threat." But it will get you added to the Schlemiel Schlimazel list by Marxist quasi-federalized parallel construction groups like SPLC, who will begin stalking you for fundraising purposes & try tattling on you to teacher every chance they get.
Have to fight sometime. At least they have respect for me and view me as a threat. More than the faggots here who are still calling everyone with an inch of backbone a "glowie".
I honestly doubt the strategy would work anyway. It's not uncommon for drug dealers say, to refer to drugs by slang names like "cars" or "videos". They still get prosecuted.
The point is that this is all protected speech. There is no "criminal activity" to be obfuscated, which is why I can say that I hope patriots rise up and burn this corrupt tyranny to the ground.
That's mighty fine detective work, FBI FAGS. Like, surely, adding the modifier "in Minecraft" is really a wonderful method of concealment and is not obviously comedic wording to emphasize the overall tongue in cheek nature of the preceding text.
Dumb fucks need to have their leftist asses eaten like corn on a cob, in Minecraft.
Could it these FBI fags actually just like to hang out here with us so they keep filing these reports about how “dangerous” we are when really it’s just a ruse to stay on the best detail around.
In Minecraft I wear an antifa skin suit and run around screaming like a methed up haji on the civil war battlefield. I will also do this in real life but for now, just Minecraft.
Anyone with two brain cells and plan wouldn't talk about their plan on a website that is almost certainly monitored by government assholes, who are paid for with our tax dollars.
Hey glowies, when you come to violate our civil rights and round us up for wrongspeak, we’re gonna resist your tyranny IRL. And that badge ain’t gonna plug your holes.
Ive gone from being afraid of the FBI to realizing that even if they kill me for speaking out, I'll at least no have to be on the same planet as those retards.
That's pretty funny considering I literally launched a Minecraft server this week because the last MP server was getting too political and wrapped up in gender bullshit.
(that and we wanted to test snapshots with every update in vanilla without mods and server extensions getting in the way)
My kids was giving me kisses for making him /op on our server then left and started crying to his mom that I also gave it to his cousin who said he would use it to cheat. So I had to take away his level 3. Watchout for this one, NSA.
I think we should "peacefully protest" in Maxine Water's house while she is there and "get more confrontational" to "make sure that she knows that we mean business." In Minecraft.
I can't think of anyone more useless than FBI agents. The weekly garbage collectors contribute more to this country than those clowns do their entire careers.
Well, I guess they’re just too smart for us.
I feel like we all voted in minecraft. Can they please investigate the crime?
The Bidens committed tons of incest in minecraft. You hear that, FBI fags? BIDENS RAPE KIDS IN MINECRAFT!
HUNTER COMMITTED A FELONY WHEN HE LIED ON HIS GUN PURCHASE APPLICATION IN MINECRAFT.
I'm going to be forced to read this thread in minecraft.
Block. All I see is blocks. Everywhere.
In Minecraft.
AND MY AXE IN MINECRAFT!
His name was Seth Rich. In real life.
I hear Nashville has the best minecraft servers...
THAT MINECRAFT PARMESAN
A BLOCK of cheese
Hijacking this comment for the source because I keep getting asked and went to sleep after I posted the image. https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.228300/gov.uscourts.dcd.228300.45.0.pdf
I saw him smoke some pixelated parmesan in minecraft once.
Y'all are comedy 😂
I know, MY SIDES.. :D :D :D
oh now the youtube channel FuturisticHub makes sense.
Minecraft seems really fucking intense
there are literally green suicide bombers in minecraft the video game
Wasn’t there a skin mod/texture pack to turn the creepers into suicide bombers dressed in traditional religion of peace garb?
It would be more surprising if there wasn't.
Wait, was that not video gaming tips?
Is ‘Arkham City’ code for statistical analysis of voter data?
But when you guys talk about ‘Doom II’, that’s really the border wall still, right?
Is anything Descent related to Epstein island?
I know ‘Goldeneye’ is Trump Tower in Nintendo 64
Hey you, you're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border?
ROFL, fucking KEK on that one bro!
Faggot Bureau Instigators
I might have voted 5 times, only problem is I can't remember so I can't say if it's true or not. But I guess if they did an audit I wouldn't mind, ya know?
One does realize that you can play a game within a game and that too in within a game. If I am getting too deep for you let me know. This actually how they have already been beaten. what game were we playing again?
What about Halo? Can we play Halo too?
I just bought the sweetest machine. It is wasted on a non-gamer like me. I only play Civ 5.
Is that like Sim City? That's all I stage revolutions in.
I do that on Animal Crossing
Lol, I did the same on a new gaming tower in 2018. Haven't even turned it on in over a year now.
I want to get into 3D headsets but... those might just collect dust too. It ain't the same as when I was a kid. 😔
Im closer to you than you are to me. If you were further awy from me tan i was to you.. ....
Need a way to see the faggot down voting everything, they're clearly a freedom hating commie cock gobbler
They're a mid 30s manchild living in their mums basement REEEEEing all night long. Let them have this one thing, they have nothing else to live for.
It’s funny though. They seem to genuinely think they’ve identified a secret code in Minecraft of course. It’s kind of like that time we went Russian in TD and they thought that was real.
Projection. They are stupid enough to think they could make real-world plans and add "in Minecraft" to the end in order to completely throw someone off the case. So they think we are that stupid too.
"He's got a systematic plan for the overthrow of the Federal government! If they follow through on this there is no way we can resist! Oh, wait... it says 'in Minecraft' at the end. False alarm people, he's talking about a video game!"
Can we say-" In Eric Formans basement" ? C'mon Hyde youre bogarting! In formans basement!
How about we say "if you commie bastards keep this up"?
Good thing I play Terraria myself...
That's why you play Roblox instead.
I play Roblox in MineCraft
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
I play Minecraft in Roblox! Roblox was used to sexually groom children https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4991464/Paedohpiles-target-children-online-game-Roblox.html
Muzzies gonna miss in Roblox.
Didn’t Pelosi buy $1M in Roblox?
Or Terraria
You'd love Noita.
Glad I scrolled further before posting this.
No, I literally mean in MineCraft you fucking commies.
Did they really think we wanted to kill them in real life? God no! We aren’t psychopaths, we’d only ever do that in Minecraft.
Only defending my homeland from satanists
^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021
In minecraft.
I fucked Lisa Page in minecraft.
No you didn't.
The interesting thing is that this shows they know they've given us reason to Minecraft them.
I only play left for dead.
Sounds like we need to revive the revolutionary spirit.
We don't lack spirit. Our victory is coming, one way or the other.
Holy fuck, this thread has me fucking laughing hard. I haven't laughed this much in a long time!! Reminds me why I love y'all.
Chris Wray gonna accuse an innocent guy who said something figuratively and make claim it was meant literally. Slippery slope when the FBI starts assinging you intent
They've been doing that since the 6th though.
Exactly
Of what year?
1945
Fair enough. I got the feeling a lot of the agencies started around that time (e.g. CIA, various European equivalents) were started by people who were disappointed that the war had ended so soon and they were going to miss out on all the fun they were having.
Oh, and they were the sort of people who didn't really see a line between ally and enemy.
It’s the soup can
You know, you think to yourself "they're not that dumb, certainly they get the joke". And then they don't get the joke. And it blows your mind how dumb they are.
And then it happens again.
And again.
And again.
...but for some reason I constantly think "NO, THIS TIME they've reached the pinnacle of dumb. They MUST know it's a joke this time."
...
They posted a naked black man's fully exposed genitals in an official filing
Classic clown world lol
minecraft world just a final form of clown world
That doesn't narrow anything down...
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/02/fact-check-true-fbi-got-punked-included-pornstars-photo-official-report-us-capitol-protesters-arrest/
Haha yes.
Think that one was about Michael Jackson and the legalese torture they put him through.
It’s not that they don’t get the joke. It’s that they’re purposefully “missing” the joke to point out side in the worst light possible.
That's it. They are pretending to act like it's coded language to indicate true intent when it's the exact opposite.
mUh dOg wHiStLe
It's called "clown world" for a reason.
Apparently there need to be more honk.
I got a fever
That's exactly what the alt-right wants you to think! But in reality they use dog whistles like this to try and promote a happy nuclear family system, good health and hygiene, and bad science like there's two genders and they're different from one another
If they weren't fully fucking retarded, they would be working for some prestigious organization or at the very least getting rich.
People go into civil service for two reasons these days:
-pay for college
-work a job with minimal effort and good pay
It doesn't attract the best and brightest.
Hey libtards, please ban minecraft lmao
God I hope so. That game is fucking gay and annoying.
I'm tired of hearing people talk about playing it. Dudes in their 20's and 30's.
I’m tired of hearing my 7 year old watch YouTube videos of dudes in their 20s and 30s playing Minecraft.
When I was his age (okay, a little older i guess) I grew up watching wholesome educational content - watching stick figures murder each other in cheesy flash videos.
Celebrity Death Match was my educational programming at that age lol
look where you ended up, on a fucking domestic terrorist site
I blame Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond
disorder Disorder DISORRRRDERRRRR
Animator vs animation is... THE best...
Thanks for making me waste the next hour of my life
You’re welcome!
I guess you haven't seen the gorey html5 ragdoll mini games
Kick the buddy is one of the things my kids tried to play before my wife put the kabosh on it.
I’d trade it for the gay Minecraft videos though - surely it is more educational.
Well minecraft is cheaper then legos, or building kits. That's why it's so popular.
$0.50 in electricity to play for four hours, or $250 for 2 hours with a kit.
Don't know what kind of Legos you're playing with. The $100 Create pirate ship took me 10+ hours. The $50 Technic Jeep Rubicon took me around 5 hours.
You still lost out on the cost per unit ratio of those.
I'm talking about dudes in their 20's and 30's who spend their entire free time playing video games and minecraft.
Seen the state of women these days along with the abuse that the court system will give? Playing vidya is the smart move.
True but in my bros cases, it's keeping them from getting a job or actually doing anything of value with their lives.
3 brothers in their 20s, unemployed and living in my parents basement playing video games day and night. One even worker for Boeing for 2 years, maxed his hourly pay, saved some money, then quit for video games. He's been unemployed not even trying to find work for 3 years now.
You can still find great women if you spend your time wisely... Generally not in bars or clubs...
Can't really blame your brothers on that though. They didn't find anything fulfilling in their work, they had nothing to drive them to be better. Your parents, and yourself failed them by not pushing them harder to "be better."
Instead they accepted the easiest path. But let's be realistic, "great women" are as rare as a four leaf clover. And it's worse in European and US/CDN countries. But I can listen and pay attention to the people working under me.
the trick is to find not a better women than the one who left you... instead go for worse, that will not leave you, because who the fuck else gonna take her
Get a better job
My job is just fine, but if you're not smart enough to use a cost per-hour ratio for entertainment, that's your own problem.
My bad for assuming you were a 20 year old that has a shit job. I just think it’s funny when you see grown ass dudes building lego sets instead of something else.
Meh. I work in "removing the human element" from situations where some poor bastard might have to die to save everyone else.
For me, work is lego. The fun thing about minecraft though is I can use it to show critical failures in equipment. It's not much different the say all those cities around the world, where the people in the traffic division started playing "Cities: Skylines" because it can accurately calculate traffic flow, mass, and pedestrian movement.
I feel worse for you, that you don't understand that "games" aren't the stuff people played in 1980.
Don’t get me wrong. Playing a game now and then is just fine. These faggots live on it. I’m 33 and went into a GameStop to see if there was anything that peaked my interest. Felt like I walked into soy boy central.
Yeah I understand you. I quit playing games myself but I have a 33 year old brother (not made up number) who not only spends all his time playing video games, but got his 11 year old son his own gaming computer so he wouldn't have to actually raise him... So he can play video games all day uninterrupted while the 11 year old does as well.
That's part of why he's divorced. His ex-wife married a more manly dude who doesn't let him sit around all day playing video games... So what does my loser ass brother do? He calls CPS on his immigration status.
Wow sounds like a total beta. I’m so glad my son gets out and wants to help me with stuff. He loves to work on cars and trucks with me. We bond working on stuff. We have fun as well and we might play a game here and there but it’s old school like street fighter or sonic the hedgehog.
My daughter is only 15 months right now and loves phone screens. So I limit that as much as possible. But more than that, she loves being outdoors. So basically every time she asks to go outside, I take her outside to play.
One of my main goals is to keep her desires for screens as low as possible and her desire for exercise and outdoors as high as possible.
She sees what we do and copies us. Now she's obsessed with helping my wife cook/mix stuff lol. She sees me working with tools so I let her work safely as well. I feel one of my father's mistakes at times was that he would be so busy working on things at home and trying to get done that he didn't let us mess around and "help" often. So when we grew up more and he would ask us to help him remodel or whatnot... We had already lost interest and wouldn't want to help... I was personally addicted to runescape and nothing could take me off including my dad breaking my computer.
Soon as I hit my 20's, having quit gaming... I deeply regretted not having listened. He literally remodeled a 1,600 sq ft house and built on AROUND ME, NEARLY BY HIMSELF, into a 5,000 sq ft house... And I learned nothing.
That’s awesome. Knowing how to cook a good meal is a big thing now days. If McDonald’s shut down half of the u.s. population would starve to death. I learned everything from my dad and it lead to a career. He did the same as your dad with his house. I helped him and learned a lot and am now passing it to my son.
once every few years I'll start playing it again for a couple months. Gets kinda old quick.
I kinda feel like playing it now tho. It's been a while...
It's probably okay but I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that game. I've tried other games like it too, like Terraria. The most I can gather is you make broken mods and jump u and down on stuff?
Games like Minecraft and Terraria are meant to be "play it in whatever fashion you want." They're sandbox games, just like Elite Dangerous.
Though you might want to look at some 4x games like Stellaris, Civilization, Age of Wonders and so-on.
Is there a basic game or is it all just mods upon mods with all the weapons unlocked?
4x games(Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate) are basically "civilization builders" depending on the settings. You can play them as-is or mod the hell out of them.
They're one of my favorite genre's, though there's plenty of games built into a classical setting too. Crusader Kings, and so-on.
Joe Biden stole the election, in Minecraft.
There FBI, now do you understand? Go to work
I’m gonna kill every single communist tyrant
In Goldeneye.
That was an awesome game
Ugh, the train level...
Oddjob crouching in multiplayer -_-
They made a newer version too. Still fun
They replaced communists, talibans and alqaedas with zombies. The days of Novalogic, when you could shoot a 50 cal barret and blow the skull off a taliban, are over. I'ts all fucking zombies now. Enjoy this before someone decides zombies are "opressed".
I'm going to run over some communist's in Trackmania......hang on, I can do that for real now in Florida!
Razor spiked brush guard welded on the front of an F550 is the new aged Kill Dozer.
it will not work under law and order because kill dozer is illegal
In MOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTAAAALLL KOMBAAAAATTTTT!
GET OVVVVVVVER HEEEEEEEEEERE
Time to Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl their asses.
Run circle round these BITCHES
Tbh I could build a better functioning country in mine craft than the one we have now
A 3-year-old autist could build better than what we currently have.
step 1: build wall to keep creepers out
Minecraft doesn't have fauci and Bill gates fucking it up
Well Microsoft did buy minecraft...
Wait can I not play minecraft anymore then? You can’t steal fun you damn feds
They can't stop us from playing Minecraft. We will always be in minecraft and there's nothing they can do about it.
Guys, I don't think they like us.
The rank and file do. (They don’t)
Paging Sean Hannity, in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Never has radiation been so fun.
They don't even like themselves.
They’re communists
For fuck’s sake. Does the FBI have nothing better to do other than hate America?
That's ... kind of the mission, yo.
No. It's a feature.
But it's what they do best! C'mon man!
The FBI is the Staatspolizei of 2021.
Awesome. Now I can go back to "hockey mask time".
Don’t forget to bring a can of soup to feed your family
😉
Oh no, they're onto y'all. Been telling you we should have gone to Roblox.
FBI too boomer to understand roblox
Wait until the FBI fags, the ADL fags, and the WaPo fags realize that YEET is really an encoded call to action for Youthful Evropa Ethno Terrorists, in Minecraft.
i hear roblox has more guns than minecraft
... in RuneScape
Joe Biden stole the Varrock election
And now he's plundering the Grand Exchange
We're gonna settle this in the Wildy.
I got owned in wildy once because I ran from a pvper, got one level below safe zone, and decided to taunt them from safety.
I attacked a skeleton and leveled up range.
S H I T
FBI: imma decode this shit and catch terrorist
I would mine rune in the wildy and get ambushed every so often because einwas jumping worlds. I would use lvl3's to check for rune and safety.
I also had a lvl3 that wore rune plate leggings after logging in to RS2 beta.
i'm going to throw bricks at stuff, in tetris
Who invited antifa?
The entire agency needs to be dismantled, in Pac Man.
To the top.
Breakout*
I recommend we all switch to table top D&D - they'll never figure THAT one out lads 😎
DM: A random Glowie appears
Pede: I choose attack
Dm: Roll the die
Pede: Crits with a nat 20
GM (get with the times loser...)...
Sits quietly in bed pantless watching Hobbit for the 10th time
It's still DM in D&D though.
....still love the internet 😆
Leeroy Jenkins has entered the chat
NOOOOOO! How could they have cracked our secret code?!?
I wonder how many millions of our tax dollars were spent to pay agents to make this important discovery.
This is a preliminary report.
That’s not the purpose of the Minecraft word. We already know that they know what we mean, it’s just so we can say yes, we want to burn down DC, but on the Minecraft server. That way we can’t get prosecuted.
Yup like the US is being taken away from us and people keep fighting about Trump making a vaccine. That is the least of the problems right now.
https://youtu.be/H6b70TUbdfs
The Tiny Do, by Larken Rose
Actually that's legal to say. Just ask BLM. Hyperbolically stating your latent desire to make s'mores over the flaming rubble of the child sex trafficking capital of America does not constitute a "true threat." But it will get you added to the Schlemiel Schlimazel list by Marxist quasi-federalized parallel construction groups like SPLC, who will begin stalking you for fundraising purposes & try tattling on you to teacher every chance they get.
Have to fight sometime. At least they have respect for me and view me as a threat. More than the faggots here who are still calling everyone with an inch of backbone a "glowie".
lol shut up glowie
Obviously, you're a glowie.
I honestly doubt the strategy would work anyway. It's not uncommon for drug dealers say, to refer to drugs by slang names like "cars" or "videos". They still get prosecuted.
Well we aren’t burning down DC yet.
Are we actually burning down D.C.?
The point is that this is all protected speech. There is no "criminal activity" to be obfuscated, which is why I can say that I hope patriots rise up and burn this corrupt tyranny to the ground.
IRL.
That's mighty fine detective work, FBI FAGS. Like, surely, adding the modifier "in Minecraft" is really a wonderful method of concealment and is not obviously comedic wording to emphasize the overall tongue in cheek nature of the preceding text.
Dumb fucks need to have their leftist asses eaten like corn on a cob, in Minecraft.
Could it these FBI fags actually just like to hang out here with us so they keep filing these reports about how “dangerous” we are when really it’s just a ruse to stay on the best detail around.
insert hol' up meme
In Minecraft I wear an antifa skin suit and run around screaming like a methed up haji on the civil war battlefield. I will also do this in real life but for now, just Minecraft.
Our fbi is a joke
There's only 1 fren, and it's a joke in halo.
Sheeeeet, hope they never figure out the thing about all our boat accidents, wink wink, nod nod.
Anyone with two brain cells and plan wouldn't talk about their plan on a website that is almost certainly monitored by government assholes, who are paid for with our tax dollars.
I have a plan.
Hey glowies, when you come to violate our civil rights and round us up for wrongspeak, we’re gonna resist your tyranny IRL. And that badge ain’t gonna plug your holes.
Ive gone from being afraid of the FBI to realizing that even if they kill me for speaking out, I'll at least no have to be on the same planet as those retards.
So, back to Quake and Duke Nuk'em then?
If it's not on a floppy I don't wanna hear it.
nocontext.win
That's pretty funny considering I literally launched a Minecraft server this week because the last MP server was getting too political and wrapped up in gender bullshit.
(that and we wanted to test snapshots with every update in vanilla without mods and server extensions getting in the way)
LOOKS LIKE I'M PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE - BITCHES
Server rules:
No Fags
My kids was giving me kisses for making him /op on our server then left and started crying to his mom that I also gave it to his cousin who said he would use it to cheat. So I had to take away his level 3. Watchout for this one, NSA.
Similar to “soup for my family”?
I think we should "peacefully protest" in Maxine Water's house while she is there and "get more confrontational" to "make sure that she knows that we mean business." In Minecraft.
I can't think of anyone more useless than FBI agents. The weekly garbage collectors contribute more to this country than those clowns do their entire careers.
...in minecraft, of course.
Sorry no this is actually in real life.
...of course.
Fortnite it is then
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5608183/Fortnite-used-paedophiles-groom-young-children-warns-National-Crime-Agency.html IN MINECRAFT!
Maxine Waters just agitated violent rioters, overtly trying to bend the legal system for her political will, in minecraft.
Can I say I'm gonna Waco your house in Minecraft?
Here's your pre filed application. Welcome to the ATF!
In Grand Theft Auto it is, then.
https://n4g.com/news/140909/gta-iv-pedophiles-did-rockstar-go-too-far IN MINECRAFT!
As I think on the idiots who broke glass windows and fought police on January 6, I am imagining this:
FBI: Sir, did you use Minecraft verbiage as a means to disguise activities?
Suspect: Mine what?
Hahahaha our federal government is made up of laughably inept faglords who failed upwards. Total retards. In Minecraft, of course.
ROFL! Fucking retards
Oh no. They figured us out.
I prefer Valheim.
Damn I need to take a shit - In Minecraft.
I always discuss criminal activity and how to get away with it, in 'No Mans Sky'.
These federal agents are really gonna be upset when they overstep, in minecraft.
Tarkov anyone?
Awesome game
so infuriating. i could just just go sim city 2000 all over the place
I'm going to articulate some splines... in Sim City 2000...
Bulldozing buildings was my favorite part
Anyone who works for the FBI molest kids.
Nah we really do mean minecraft. The criminal FBI i just looking for reasons when there is none. Fuck you, you unconstitutional bastards!
It's minecraft, just with mods. And very realistic VR.
KEK
Time to go play some Minecraft.....in Valheim that is.
In Roblox.