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mmurray 518 points ago +521 / -3

Well, I guess they’re just too smart for us.

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ModernKnight 300 points ago +300 / -0

The Bidens committed tons of incest in minecraft. You hear that, FBI fags? BIDENS RAPE KIDS IN MINECRAFT!

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 219 points ago +219 / -0

HUNTER COMMITTED A FELONY WHEN HE LIED ON HIS GUN PURCHASE APPLICATION IN MINECRAFT.

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GODwins76 117 points ago +118 / -1

I'm going to be forced to read this thread in minecraft.

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ALargeRock 50 points ago +51 / -1

Block. All I see is blocks. Everywhere.

In Minecraft.

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PoorlyTimedGimli 33 points ago +34 / -1

AND MY AXE IN MINECRAFT!

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BoatingAccident 33 points ago +33 / -0

His name was Seth Rich. In real life.

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orange_dit 5 points ago +5 / -0

A BLOCK of cheese

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

I saw him smoke some pixelated parmesan in minecraft once.

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EndTheFedReserve 17 points ago +18 / -1

Y'all are comedy 😂

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BidenTaintMyPrez 3 points ago +4 / -1

I know, MY SIDES.. :D :D :D

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lordvon 14 points ago +14 / -0

oh now the youtube channel FuturisticHub makes sense.

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Sheeplearentpeople78 33 points ago +33 / -0

Minecraft seems really fucking intense

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kylegeorgechauvin 24 points ago +24 / -0

there are literally green suicide bombers in minecraft the video game

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easyonthefiber 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn’t there a skin mod/texture pack to turn the creepers into suicide bombers dressed in traditional religion of peace garb?

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TooLazy 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be more surprising if there wasn't.

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Chopblock 21 points ago +21 / -0

Wait, was that not video gaming tips?

Is ‘Arkham City’ code for statistical analysis of voter data?

But when you guys talk about ‘Doom II’, that’s really the border wall still, right?

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GainesvilleFlorida 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is anything Descent related to Epstein island?

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Chopblock 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know ‘Goldeneye’ is Trump Tower in Nintendo 64

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Clandestiny 10 points ago +10 / -0

ROFL, fucking KEK on that one bro!

Faggot Bureau Instigators

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cherryred 2 points ago +2 / -0

I might have voted 5 times, only problem is I can't remember so I can't say if it's true or not. But I guess if they did an audit I wouldn't mind, ya know?

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WakingKnowledge 42 points ago +42 / -0

One does realize that you can play a game within a game and that too in within a game. If I am getting too deep for you let me know. This actually how they have already been beaten. what game were we playing again?

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 21 points ago +21 / -0

What about Halo? Can we play Halo too?

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War_Hamster 11 points ago +11 / -0

I just bought the sweetest machine. It is wasted on a non-gamer like me. I only play Civ 5.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is that like Sim City? That's all I stage revolutions in.

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LukeSkywalker1848 7 points ago +7 / -0

I do that on Animal Crossing

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Dedcatsk8r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im closer to you than you are to me. If you were further awy from me tan i was to you.. ....

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BarronTrump2032 20 points ago +21 / -1

Need a way to see the faggot down voting everything, they're clearly a freedom hating commie cock gobbler

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KajensAngel 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s funny though. They seem to genuinely think they’ve identified a secret code in Minecraft of course. It’s kind of like that time we went Russian in TD and they thought that was real.

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phandaal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Projection. They are stupid enough to think they could make real-world plans and add "in Minecraft" to the end in order to completely throw someone off the case. So they think we are that stupid too.

"He's got a systematic plan for the overthrow of the Federal government! If they follow through on this there is no way we can resist! Oh, wait... it says 'in Minecraft' at the end. False alarm people, he's talking about a video game!"

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Dedcatsk8r 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we say-" In Eric Formans basement" ? C'mon Hyde youre bogarting! In formans basement!

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about we say "if you commie bastards keep this up"?

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good thing I play Terraria myself...

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AbyssalObserver 229 points ago +231 / -2

That's why you play Roblox instead.

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Whoopies_tds 145 points ago +146 / -1

I play Roblox in MineCraft

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Swaraj_ 48 points ago +48 / -0

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?

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GODwins76 23 points ago +24 / -1

I play Minecraft in Roblox! Roblox was used to sexually groom children https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4991464/Paedohpiles-target-children-online-game-Roblox.html

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 11 points ago +11 / -0

Muzzies gonna miss in Roblox.

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BadRonald13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn’t Pelosi buy $1M in Roblox?

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YeDragonEnergy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or Terraria

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'd love Noita.

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RandallSavage 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glad I scrolled further before posting this.

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figgle 216 points ago +220 / -4

No, I literally mean in MineCraft you fucking commies.

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Donger-Lord2 133 points ago +135 / -2

Did they really think we wanted to kill them in real life? God no! We aren’t psychopaths, we’d only ever do that in Minecraft.

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guitarmastershredder 52 points ago +54 / -2

Only defending my homeland from satanists

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MagaHippie88 21 points ago +24 / -3

^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021

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MapleBaconWaffles 10 points ago +11 / -1

In minecraft.

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Stefanos 4 points ago +4 / -0

No you didn't.

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War_Hamster 20 points ago +20 / -0

The interesting thing is that this shows they know they've given us reason to Minecraft them.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 9 points ago +9 / -0

I only play left for dead.

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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like we need to revive the revolutionary spirit.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

We don't lack spirit. Our victory is coming, one way or the other.

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Pearls_Swine 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy fuck, this thread has me fucking laughing hard. I haven't laughed this much in a long time!! Reminds me why I love y'all.

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TrudopesEyebrow 54 points ago +54 / -0

Chris Wray gonna accuse an innocent guy who said something figuratively and make claim it was meant literally. Slippery slope when the FBI starts assinging you intent

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figgle 40 points ago +41 / -1

They've been doing that since the 6th though.

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TheWinningNeverStops 21 points ago +21 / -0

Exactly

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of what year?

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figgle 2 points ago +2 / -0

1945

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough. I got the feeling a lot of the agencies started around that time (e.g. CIA, various European equivalents) were started by people who were disappointed that the war had ended so soon and they were going to miss out on all the fun they were having.

Oh, and they were the sort of people who didn't really see a line between ally and enemy.

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s the soup can

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DeathBattleFan123 188 points ago +189 / -1

You know, you think to yourself "they're not that dumb, certainly they get the joke". And then they don't get the joke. And it blows your mind how dumb they are.

And then it happens again.

And again.

And again.

...but for some reason I constantly think "NO, THIS TIME they've reached the pinnacle of dumb. They MUST know it's a joke this time."

...

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Zskills 130 points ago +131 / -1

They posted a naked black man's fully exposed genitals in an official filing

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spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

minecraft world just a final form of clown world

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MasterOfIllusions 11 points ago +11 / -0

That doesn't narrow anything down...

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Strike08 1 point ago +2 / -1

Think that one was about Michael Jackson and the legalese torture they put him through.

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BigPanda71 41 points ago +42 / -1

It’s not that they don’t get the joke. It’s that they’re purposefully “missing” the joke to point out side in the worst light possible.

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_Sully_ 22 points ago +24 / -2

That's it. They are pretending to act like it's coded language to indicate true intent when it's the exact opposite.

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spelunking_librator 5 points ago +6 / -1

mUh dOg wHiStLe

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HiddenDekuScrub 39 points ago +39 / -0

It's called "clown world" for a reason.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently there need to be more honk.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got a fever

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Brucesky420 13 points ago +14 / -1

That's exactly what the alt-right wants you to think! But in reality they use dog whistles like this to try and promote a happy nuclear family system, good health and hygiene, and bad science like there's two genders and they're different from one another

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ObviatingTyranny 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they weren't fully fucking retarded, they would be working for some prestigious organization or at the very least getting rich.

People go into civil service for two reasons these days:

-pay for college

-work a job with minimal effort and good pay

It doesn't attract the best and brightest.

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RedditIs4Retards 107 points ago +112 / -5

Hey libtards, please ban minecraft lmao

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SteelWolf87 15 points ago +40 / -25

God I hope so. That game is fucking gay and annoying.

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RedditIs4Retards 16 points ago +27 / -11

I'm tired of hearing people talk about playing it. Dudes in their 20's and 30's.

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peterstrzoked 52 points ago +54 / -2

I’m tired of hearing my 7 year old watch YouTube videos of dudes in their 20s and 30s playing Minecraft.

When I was his age (okay, a little older i guess) I grew up watching wholesome educational content - watching stick figures murder each other in cheesy flash videos.

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YoLLamaIsSoFat 17 points ago +18 / -1

Celebrity Death Match was my educational programming at that age lol

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spelunking_librator 19 points ago +19 / -0

look where you ended up, on a fucking domestic terrorist site

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YoLLamaIsSoFat 2 points ago +3 / -1

I blame Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond

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Lord_Kek 6 points ago +7 / -1

disorder Disorder DISORRRRDERRRRR

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SuperMario 5 points ago +5 / -0

Animator vs animation is... THE best...

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess you haven't seen the gorey html5 ragdoll mini games

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kick the buddy is one of the things my kids tried to play before my wife put the kabosh on it.

I’d trade it for the gay Minecraft videos though - surely it is more educational.

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Mashiki 27 points ago +27 / -0

Well minecraft is cheaper then legos, or building kits. That's why it's so popular.

$0.50 in electricity to play for four hours, or $250 for 2 hours with a kit.

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PKShadilay 6 points ago +7 / -1

Don't know what kind of Legos you're playing with. The $100 Create pirate ship took me 10+ hours. The $50 Technic Jeep Rubicon took me around 5 hours.

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Mashiki 2 points ago +3 / -1

You still lost out on the cost per unit ratio of those.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm talking about dudes in their 20's and 30's who spend their entire free time playing video games and minecraft.

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Mashiki 4 points ago +9 / -5

Seen the state of women these days along with the abuse that the court system will give? Playing vidya is the smart move.

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

True but in my bros cases, it's keeping them from getting a job or actually doing anything of value with their lives.

3 brothers in their 20s, unemployed and living in my parents basement playing video games day and night. One even worker for Boeing for 2 years, maxed his hourly pay, saved some money, then quit for video games. He's been unemployed not even trying to find work for 3 years now.

You can still find great women if you spend your time wisely... Generally not in bars or clubs...

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Mashiki 0 points ago +1 / -1

Can't really blame your brothers on that though. They didn't find anything fulfilling in their work, they had nothing to drive them to be better. Your parents, and yourself failed them by not pushing them harder to "be better."

Instead they accepted the easiest path. But let's be realistic, "great women" are as rare as a four leaf clover. And it's worse in European and US/CDN countries. But I can listen and pay attention to the people working under me.

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spelunking_librator -1 points ago +2 / -3

the trick is to find not a better women than the one who left you... instead go for worse, that will not leave you, because who the fuck else gonna take her

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SteelWolf87 -3 points ago +5 / -8

Get a better job

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Mashiki 2 points ago +3 / -1

My job is just fine, but if you're not smart enough to use a cost per-hour ratio for entertainment, that's your own problem.

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SteelWolf87 3 points ago +4 / -1

My bad for assuming you were a 20 year old that has a shit job. I just think it’s funny when you see grown ass dudes building lego sets instead of something else.

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Mashiki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meh. I work in "removing the human element" from situations where some poor bastard might have to die to save everyone else.

For me, work is lego. The fun thing about minecraft though is I can use it to show critical failures in equipment. It's not much different the say all those cities around the world, where the people in the traffic division started playing "Cities: Skylines" because it can accurately calculate traffic flow, mass, and pedestrian movement.

I feel worse for you, that you don't understand that "games" aren't the stuff people played in 1980.

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SteelWolf87 12 points ago +13 / -1

Don’t get me wrong. Playing a game now and then is just fine. These faggots live on it. I’m 33 and went into a GameStop to see if there was anything that peaked my interest. Felt like I walked into soy boy central.

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RedditIs4Retards 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah I understand you. I quit playing games myself but I have a 33 year old brother (not made up number) who not only spends all his time playing video games, but got his 11 year old son his own gaming computer so he wouldn't have to actually raise him... So he can play video games all day uninterrupted while the 11 year old does as well.

That's part of why he's divorced. His ex-wife married a more manly dude who doesn't let him sit around all day playing video games... So what does my loser ass brother do? He calls CPS on his immigration status.

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SteelWolf87 4 points ago +5 / -1

Wow sounds like a total beta. I’m so glad my son gets out and wants to help me with stuff. He loves to work on cars and trucks with me. We bond working on stuff. We have fun as well and we might play a game here and there but it’s old school like street fighter or sonic the hedgehog.

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RedditIs4Retards 12 points ago +12 / -0

My daughter is only 15 months right now and loves phone screens. So I limit that as much as possible. But more than that, she loves being outdoors. So basically every time she asks to go outside, I take her outside to play.

One of my main goals is to keep her desires for screens as low as possible and her desire for exercise and outdoors as high as possible.

She sees what we do and copies us. Now she's obsessed with helping my wife cook/mix stuff lol. She sees me working with tools so I let her work safely as well. I feel one of my father's mistakes at times was that he would be so busy working on things at home and trying to get done that he didn't let us mess around and "help" often. So when we grew up more and he would ask us to help him remodel or whatnot... We had already lost interest and wouldn't want to help... I was personally addicted to runescape and nothing could take me off including my dad breaking my computer.

Soon as I hit my 20's, having quit gaming... I deeply regretted not having listened. He literally remodeled a 1,600 sq ft house and built on AROUND ME, NEARLY BY HIMSELF, into a 5,000 sq ft house... And I learned nothing.

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SteelWolf87 2 points ago +3 / -1

That’s awesome. Knowing how to cook a good meal is a big thing now days. If McDonald’s shut down half of the u.s. population would starve to death. I learned everything from my dad and it lead to a career. He did the same as your dad with his house. I helped him and learned a lot and am now passing it to my son.

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Ben45 6 points ago +7 / -1

once every few years I'll start playing it again for a couple months. Gets kinda old quick.

I kinda feel like playing it now tho. It's been a while...

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therighteousdontfear 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's probably okay but I have no idea what you're supposed to do with that game. I've tried other games like it too, like Terraria. The most I can gather is you make broken mods and jump u and down on stuff?

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Games like Minecraft and Terraria are meant to be "play it in whatever fashion you want." They're sandbox games, just like Elite Dangerous.

Though you might want to look at some 4x games like Stellaris, Civilization, Age of Wonders and so-on.

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therighteousdontfear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a basic game or is it all just mods upon mods with all the weapons unlocked?

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Mashiki 1 point ago +1 / -0

4x games(Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate) are basically "civilization builders" depending on the settings. You can play them as-is or mod the hell out of them.

They're one of my favorite genre's, though there's plenty of games built into a classical setting too. Crusader Kings, and so-on.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 83 points ago +86 / -3

I’m gonna kill every single communist tyrant

In Goldeneye.

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Barrysstash 29 points ago +29 / -0

That was an awesome game

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HIGH___ENERGY 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oddjob crouching in multiplayer -_-

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iaintgottimetobleed 1 point ago +1 / -0

They replaced communists, talibans and alqaedas with zombies. The days of Novalogic, when you could shoot a 50 cal barret and blow the skull off a taliban, are over. I'ts all fucking zombies now. Enjoy this before someone decides zombies are "opressed".

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Beaker999 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm going to run over some communist's in Trackmania......hang on, I can do that for real now in Florida!

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Razor spiked brush guard welded on the front of an F550 is the new aged Kill Dozer.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

it will not work under law and order because kill dozer is illegal

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logan34 10 points ago +10 / -0

In MOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTAAAALLL KOMBAAAAATTTTT!

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SaltyKrakenBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

GET OVVVVVVVER HEEEEEEEEEERE

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Recyclops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Time to Bo Jackson Tecmo Bowl their asses.

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SaltyKrakenBalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Run circle round these BITCHES

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Top_Patriot 51 points ago +52 / -1

Tbh I could build a better functioning country in mine craft than the one we have now

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CahalTheMad 28 points ago +28 / -0

A 3-year-old autist could build better than what we currently have.

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spelunking_librator 14 points ago +14 / -0

step 1: build wall to keep creepers out

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MICHIGANisRED 19 points ago +19 / -0

Minecraft doesn't have fauci and Bill gates fucking it up

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Series3Gleaner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well Microsoft did buy minecraft...

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SuspiciousBeggar 49 points ago +50 / -1

Wait can I not play minecraft anymore then? You can’t steal fun you damn feds

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Eugene_Beastly 15 points ago +15 / -0

They can't stop us from playing Minecraft. We will always be in minecraft and there's nothing they can do about it.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 46 points ago +47 / -1

Guys, I don't think they like us.

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OGTD1 19 points ago +19 / -0

The rank and file do. (They don’t)

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never has radiation been so fun.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 5 points ago +5 / -0

They don't even like themselves.

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Barrysstash 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re communists

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bigmikesballsack 35 points ago +36 / -1

For fuck’s sake. Does the FBI have nothing better to do other than hate America?

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MocksFordComma 23 points ago +24 / -1

That's ... kind of the mission, yo.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 13 points ago +13 / -0

No. It's a feature.

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RabidZoo 9 points ago +9 / -0

But it's what they do best! C'mon man!

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

The FBI is the Staatspolizei of 2021.

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Zhongda 35 points ago +36 / -1

Awesome. Now I can go back to "hockey mask time".

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NoApologyTour 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don’t forget to bring a can of soup to feed your family

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x79q3pb 3 points ago +3 / -0

😉

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IncredibleMrE1 33 points ago +34 / -1

Oh no, they're onto y'all. Been telling you we should have gone to Roblox.

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TrumpTrainForever 14 points ago +14 / -0

FBI too boomer to understand roblox

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

i hear roblox has more guns than minecraft

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Hanging_Chad 31 points ago +32 / -1

... in RuneScape

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Zskills 22 points ago +23 / -1

Joe Biden stole the Varrock election

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Hanging_Chad 15 points ago +15 / -0

And now he's plundering the Grand Exchange

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TrumpWonByALandslide 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're gonna settle this in the Wildy.

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Chad_Dudebroski 6 points ago +6 / -0

I got owned in wildy once because I ran from a pvper, got one level below safe zone, and decided to taunt them from safety.

I attacked a skeleton and leveled up range.

S H I T

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI: imma decode this shit and catch terrorist

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love_and_peace 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would mine rune in the wildy and get ambushed every so often because einwas jumping worlds. I would use lvl3's to check for rune and safety.

I also had a lvl3 that wore rune plate leggings after logging in to RS2 beta.

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funkytown 28 points ago +28 / -0

i'm going to throw bricks at stuff, in tetris

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who invited antifa?

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CovfefeVideo 28 points ago +28 / -0

The entire agency needs to be dismantled, in Pac Man.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

To the top.

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x79q3pb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breakout*

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K3719er 27 points ago +29 / -2

I recommend we all switch to table top D&D - they'll never figure THAT one out lads 😎

DM: A random Glowie appears

Pede: I choose attack

Dm: Roll the die

Pede: Crits with a nat 20

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SleepWoker 2 points ago +3 / -1

GM (get with the times loser...)...

Sits quietly in bed pantless watching Hobbit for the 10th time

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's still DM in D&D though.

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SleepWoker 0 points ago +1 / -1

....still love the internet 😆

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leeroy Jenkins has entered the chat

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Rockonanon 25 points ago +25 / -0

NOOOOOO! How could they have cracked our secret code?!?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a preliminary report.

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Donger-Lord2 21 points ago +25 / -4

That’s not the purpose of the Minecraft word. We already know that they know what we mean, it’s just so we can say yes, we want to burn down DC, but on the Minecraft server. That way we can’t get prosecuted.

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Sheeplearentpeople78 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup like the US is being taken away from us and people keep fighting about Trump making a vaccine. That is the least of the problems right now.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://youtu.be/H6b70TUbdfs

The Tiny Do, by Larken Rose

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BigIronBigIron 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually that's legal to say. Just ask BLM. Hyperbolically stating your latent desire to make s'mores over the flaming rubble of the child sex trafficking capital of America does not constitute a "true threat." But it will get you added to the Schlemiel Schlimazel list by Marxist quasi-federalized parallel construction groups like SPLC, who will begin stalking you for fundraising purposes & try tattling on you to teacher every chance they get.

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Fabius 1 point ago +3 / -2

Have to fight sometime. At least they have respect for me and view me as a threat. More than the faggots here who are still calling everyone with an inch of backbone a "glowie".

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +4 / -3

lol shut up glowie

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously, you're a glowie.

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therighteousdontfear 6 points ago +8 / -2

I honestly doubt the strategy would work anyway. It's not uncommon for drug dealers say, to refer to drugs by slang names like "cars" or "videos". They still get prosecuted.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well we aren’t burning down DC yet.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are we actually burning down D.C.?

The point is that this is all protected speech. There is no "criminal activity" to be obfuscated, which is why I can say that I hope patriots rise up and burn this corrupt tyranny to the ground.

IRL.

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sun_wolf 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could it these FBI fags actually just like to hang out here with us so they keep filing these reports about how “dangerous” we are when really it’s just a ruse to stay on the best detail around.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

insert hol' up meme

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TangerineShine 19 points ago +19 / -0

In Minecraft I wear an antifa skin suit and run around screaming like a methed up haji on the civil war battlefield. I will also do this in real life but for now, just Minecraft.

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Cswanger22 18 points ago +18 / -0

Our fbi is a joke

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's only 1 fren, and it's a joke in halo.

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MICHIGANisRED 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anyone with two brain cells and plan wouldn't talk about their plan on a website that is almost certainly monitored by government assholes, who are paid for with our tax dollars.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a plan.

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TakenusernameA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ive gone from being afraid of the FBI to realizing that even if they kill me for speaking out, I'll at least no have to be on the same planet as those retards.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 12 points ago +14 / -2

So, back to Quake and Duke Nuk'em then?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it's not on a floppy I don't wanna hear it.

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feraxil 2 points ago +2 / -0

nocontext.win

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GODwins76 7 points ago +7 / -0

My kids was giving me kisses for making him /op on our server then left and started crying to his mom that I also gave it to his cousin who said he would use it to cheat. So I had to take away his level 3. Watchout for this one, NSA.

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suburban_woman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Similar to “soup for my family”?

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kamalashugebutthole 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think we should "peacefully protest" in Maxine Water's house while she is there and "get more confrontational" to "make sure that she knows that we mean business." In Minecraft.

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Edial 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can't think of anyone more useless than FBI agents. The weekly garbage collectors contribute more to this country than those clowns do their entire careers.

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GODwins76 0 points ago +2 / -2

...in minecraft, of course.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry no this is actually in real life.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

...of course.

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Stefanos 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maxine Waters just agitated violent rioters, overtly trying to bend the legal system for her political will, in minecraft.

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Friar_Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can I say I'm gonna Waco your house in Minecraft?

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here's your pre filed application. Welcome to the ATF!

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Lol_Garrus 9 points ago +9 / -0

In Grand Theft Auto it is, then.

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paulej 9 points ago +9 / -0

As I think on the idiots who broke glass windows and fought police on January 6, I am imagining this:

FBI: Sir, did you use Minecraft verbiage as a means to disguise activities?

Suspect: Mine what?

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ObongoForPrison2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahaha our federal government is made up of laughably inept faglords who failed upwards. Total retards. In Minecraft, of course.

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Gwoz8881 7 points ago +7 / -0

ROFL! Fucking retards

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Dckman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh no. They figured us out.

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VarusSPQR 5 points ago +6 / -1

I prefer Valheim.

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Pence_Brigade 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn I need to take a shit - In Minecraft.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

I always discuss criminal activity and how to get away with it, in 'No Mans Sky'.

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Gnometard 5 points ago +5 / -0

These federal agents are really gonna be upset when they overstep, in minecraft.

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Littlebigfoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tarkov anyone?

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome game

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Icekickass 5 points ago +5 / -0

so infuriating. i could just just go sim city 2000 all over the place

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DiscoBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to articulate some splines... in Sim City 2000...

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DiscoverAFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bulldozing buildings was my favorite part

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VMoney 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone who works for the FBI molest kids.

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TheWinningNeverStops 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah we really do mean minecraft. The criminal FBI i just looking for reasons when there is none. Fuck you, you unconstitutional bastards!

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ParticleCannon 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's minecraft, just with mods. And very realistic VR.

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Patriot_Lettuce 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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farstriderr 4 points ago +5 / -1

Time to go play some Minecraft.....in Valheim that is.

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Supervillain66 3 points ago +3 / -0

In Roblox.