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fizzwizz 45 points ago +45 / -0

I swear these people are fucking retarded.

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JhnBrwnRtrns 14 points ago +14 / -0

I sofa king We tall did

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Udabin 4 points ago +4 / -0

"we Todd it"

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Illah88zillah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooo hoohooohooo, you say funny thing

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GnomeWithAnAxe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say it slow, loses meaning

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Tx50bmg 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Believe your eyes" is ironic, considering there are other angles which SHOW you that Chauvin wasn't on FF's neck...

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Believe your eyes" is also ironic considering how the riots were peaceful yet fiery.

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Tx50bmg 6 points ago +6 / -0

It still amazes me that people believe anything these "news" outlets have to say after shit like that, "muh Syrian battlefield," doctored shooting of the Lil' Homicide, etc.

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VolareVia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once upon a time, before notions of gravity were understood, 'beleive your eyes' meant beleiving the world was flat. Because at that time almost no one cared enough to know better.

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Tx50bmg 2 points ago +2 / -0

We knew the earth was flat because the science was settled.

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Luvs_2_Bop 13 points ago +13 / -0

isnt the defense supposed to be contradictory to the prosecution? Reeeeeee

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KuzoKevin 9 points ago +9 / -0

The oxygen level in his blood stream was 98 out of 100.

Case closed, because science.

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Anon331717 6 points ago +6 / -0

Believe your eyes, yes...I’ve seen Bigfoot, aliens, and my little pony. All real cuz I seed them(jk about the my lil pony shit)

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honkpillfarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a fucking retard

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Journalist..."

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regollyek 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'mma believe my eyes. My eyes see that there was no bruising, internal damage or otherwise that would have prevented breathing.

My eyes also show that the dude was high as balls, way above a lethal limit, had overdosed multiple times in the past year, and was sitting in his car with his drug dealer, who is pleading the fifth to not incriminate himself in Floyd's death.

Occam's razor says he died from a drug overdose.

The prosecutors might as well have said Floyd died from a gunshot and been unable to show entry or exit wounds.

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defund NPR and PBS. Yamiche forgot to call trials racist. That's her argument to just about everything.

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JhnBrwnRtrns 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have fluffy belly button lint.

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Counterforce1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This post is so good for a minute I thought it was /kek_saved_the_world

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tiberseptim37 1 point ago +1 / -0

They wouldn't be much of a prosecution if their response was "No, those other guys have a point..."

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't think yamiche alcindor even belongs in this country

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

The country is in equilibrium with her in it. If she suddenly departed, the weight shift may very well cause a Hank Johnson/Guam tipping over situation. Now maybe if Stacey Abrams and Yamiche were on opposite coasts and both left at the exact same time.....

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newrandomperson 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best part is, the prosecutions experts could even agree as to what the actual cause of death was. They don't know how he died. But they do know that Chauvin was 100% responsible.

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Floyd didnt die on the ground

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Libscan_SuqMadiq 1 point ago +1 / -0

Retarded diversity hire. Welcome to the future.

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Lepreco-Inc 1 point ago +1 / -0

It should go more like this https://youtu.be/UH8D7_CFZDk

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Whosaidwhatnow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah, she's even dumber than we thought. This tweet is really embarrassing.

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king07828 1 point ago +1 / -0

If the knee killed him, wouldn't he be dead at the scene and not 90 minutes later at a hospital?

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crazyjackel 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will believe my eyes, but not just to the evidence of one video. I cannot convict solely on one video without giving someone the light of day to bring other evidence. Chauvin’s guilt is within a reasonable doubt and therefore, I cannot convict and the prosecution fucked up, they virtue-signaled instead of trying to prove beyond a reasonable doubt the facts about the case.

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Josh-Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, yeah... it would be contradictory.

These people have such a hard time conceptualizing that there can exist differences in opinion and interpretation of facts.

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ParticleCannon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Believe your eyes

What a terrible year to make this instruction

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Beat_to_Quarters 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the forensic and tox report say? Kind of relevant.