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posted ago by AmazinKrackin ago by AmazinKrackin +2709 / -4

If I was out there looting I would take one of those rich youtubers 10K Mark 5 cameras with those white telephoto lenses. Those people with the press passes think they are some war journalists but they are just rich white kids posting stuff on social media. That is where the real money is.

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FireannDireach 89 points ago +89 / -0

"I went to the riots and all I got was this RED camera..."

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DC_loves_little_boys 10 points ago +10 / -0

all I got was this ARRI camera. poor me

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modscalledmeacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

still 100x better than whtevr iphone tht ubereats teen carjacker was screaming abt losing

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Danmax67 86 points ago +86 / -0

I don't think you're going to reach many looters here. We're just russian spais.

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DemsFuckKids 45 points ago +47 / -2

and mincrafters

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OneBigMaga 20 points ago +20 / -0

And domestic terrorists.

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Hangemh1gh 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have we already forget about ninjas?

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cyber criminals?

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kylegeorgechauvin 16 points ago +16 / -0

we are cyborg russian spy bots from minecraft?

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Reiisbestgirl 7 points ago +7 / -0

I started playing fortnite instead

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DemsFuckKids 7 points ago +7 / -0

Apex legends, here

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B_Sack 20 points ago +20 / -0

And CIA/FBI dickfucks. 👋

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AnointedVisions 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm an inbred redneck cybercriminal

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80960KA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm just liberating hardware from its oppressors

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TheElk 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm a bot. Beep boop

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RolandDelacroix 35 points ago +35 / -0

This guy LOOTS

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Mark4-39 17 points ago +17 / -0

High IQ looter

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IthoughtIwalked 10 points ago +10 / -0

Almost like we are legitimately better at everything than the Democrats, but because of a combination of weak leaders on our side and unabashed cheating on theirs, we manage to always lose

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RussianAgent13 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Peaceful monsters."

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deleteDems 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad none of us actually are willing to riot. What the radical left does make us look like Ghandi.

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NotableBuffalo 34 points ago +34 / -0

And you could sell it right back to CNN. They can't see it was stolen... that would be racist!

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k3k4p3d3 25 points ago +25 / -0

Grab it. Sell it. Purchase Tim Pool kit. I am the news now.

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RussianAgent13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Beanie sold separately.

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sordfysh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fence and milk-toast sold separately.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 25 points ago +25 / -0

There's probably another $10K of gear in their vans.

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OneBigMaga 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hell, just take the whole van.

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modscalledmeacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

carjack them harder than those 2 teens killed tht ubereats

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CantStumpTheTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

10k? Just one bin of random cables is likely worth 10k....

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RedditSucksChinaPoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I approve of this tactic. GO RIOTERS!

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KeepingAmericaGreat 14 points ago +14 / -0

The high-end lenses are often insured which plays right into felony justification.

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80960KA 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're walking off with a backpack containing approximately the value of a low-end Audi.

Think that's gonna be a felony even if nothing is insured.

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Demonrat2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just make sure you do this in San Francisco and nothing will happen to you.

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GameStonks 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do you know there isn't a can of beans in that lens?

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

And then sell it on Craigslist?

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Fenianlad 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t lowball me, I know what I’ve got

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that how those negotiations go? I've bought maybe 2 things on Craigslist.

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Fenianlad 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s really a last ditch resort for stuff for me now. List something and scammers are like jackals trying to rip you off. And people selling used items at retail or above.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's the free market at work.

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Fenianlad 7 points ago +7 / -0

and there’s a sucker born every minute. Caveat emptor. We’re in agreement.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm way out of the loop but I still search and sell on ebay and craigslist. It's there somewhere else I should be going?

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you can sift through the headaches Craigslist is capable of giving you it’s still an option. There’s another market out there now called offer up and letgo. I think they merged into one now. It’s basically like Craigslist.

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AlabamaSlamma 9 points ago +9 / -0

There have actually been a few of these types of robberies in San Francisco.

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f_bastiat 9 points ago +9 / -0

The thing is, people who steal things aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, most of us know how to do a cost benefit analysis for grabbing a few boxes of nikes vs just going to work and making 70k a year. God forbid a bunch of us decide to be bad guys one day, because we would be the most successful bad guys around.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's only "stuff".

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NadlerShartWaddle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based advice column

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Shootthe42Messengers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bonus is when you get a laptop from a newsvan/Dem Campaign Office for Wikileaks

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chartmerchant 6 points ago +6 / -0

The lenses are an easy 30k, the body is anywhere from 16k up, the rest of the rig is probably 5k, if there's a tripod probably another 5k.

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Pence_Brigade 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make a trap for the press. “White man bearing up black man”. They’ll fall for it every time.

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RedPillosopher1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

Anyone working for CNN or MSNBC deserves to be beaten to death.

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point!

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80960KA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Uh that's a pro camera, not a prosumer.

And yes, the thought definitely crosses my mind every time i see a news van with a lone camera operator getting highway B-roll.

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btntx 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure they also have nice collection of condenser mics to get your flow on.

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kylegeorgechauvin 3 points ago +3 / -0

based.

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Justaguy147 3 points ago +3 / -0

The 20-30k plus cameras have no resale value.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think you're missing the point here.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big time!

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Justaguy147 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't miss the point.

Looters steal high end equipment, CNN files claim, looters cannot attempt to resell, they would be caught immediately. Zero sum game.

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Siteless_Vagrant 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. You 're definitely missing it. The point is to point the rioters at the media, and see if the media will still report them as peaceful as they are being attacked.

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CantStumpTheTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What do you suppose happens if this continues happening; what happens to CNNs insurance?

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Justaguy147 2 points ago +2 / -0

CNN whose parent company is AT&T? Absolutely nothing.

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finscreenname 3 points ago +3 / -0

but they burn with a warm glow....

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Covfefeandcream 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't work out. You'll get caught quick as they're usually live with the station at all times

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Tuggy_McTuggboat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather break their cameras over and over again. Nothing in this world makes you poorer faster then high insurance premiums/replacing expensive ass shit.

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AmazinKrackin [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tuggy -- Pretty soon they are going to need protection because they are the root of the problem. Even the left is going to turn on them and they will be hiding their logos on vans and cameras because they will be attacked. It is going to turn soon on them and they are losing credibility. But until then, we are dealing with state controlled media.

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RussianAgent13 2 points ago +2 / -0

The youtubers could be on our side. BLMANTIFA doesn't want their looting livestreamed.

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augustinius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too good of an idea for litters and joggers to think up all on their own.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the tip. If I'm ever a riot, I'll make it a point to steal or smash cameras.

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GameStonks 1 point ago +1 / -0

If a looter murders one of those 'journalists', do you think they'll put "died in a mostly peaceful protest" on the headstone?

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

muh reparations

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JohnAdams 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Fuji lens is $15k I think.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or they could steal lumber.

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bidenrapeskids 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do it for George Floyd!

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NedTugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to save up to buy a good camera and a few lenses. This way seems easier.

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Nimblenavigator1 1 point ago +1 / -0

$8k for a tripod?! I know nothing about photography/videography, but struggling to wrap my mind around that one.

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AmazinKrackin [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I might have been a little high on the tripod but they always use Sachtler Tripods that usually in the range of 3-5k, but the cameras can easily be in the 15-30k range depending on the lens.

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Put a sticker of a Soros butthole on it so they can identify it.

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Open season on the left

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