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CynicalTwit22 220 points ago +221 / -1

Wait. We just watched the season finale...WTF. There can't be a new season already.

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Cali_Republican 60 points ago +61 / -1

Was the Pilot. Gonna be a great series.

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LostViking1985 24 points ago +26 / -2

It was just the tech demo, now come the daily iterations.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 15 points ago +16 / -1

Fuck deploying to Test and Staging, just go to Prod. I ain't do'n no UAT!

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makenomistake 6 points ago +6 / -0

But the Jira ticket said...

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samross 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's nice that some ppl here know techie jargon

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Johnfox13 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is this the arc where sin and ignorance multiply again? Man, it needs some comic relief 2/10

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MrSir 10 points ago +10 / -0

Someones bound to set their shoes on fire eventually.

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ConvergenceMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Stay tuned for the Season 2 Premiere of Chimp Out!

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randomusers239874 6 points ago +7 / -1

Only on FOX!

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 15 points ago +15 / -0

This program contains scenes of jogging, feeding families with a can of soup, and incidental garage door pulls - content which may be too intense for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

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BigPanda71 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can someone explain the can of soup meme to me? I feel like I missed something

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 6 points ago +6 / -0

BLM and commies in general have found that a can of soup makes a good projectile because they can throw it easier than a brick and get more force behind it, yet claim carrying it is innocent: "oh, I'm just going to feed my family". Trump explained this as a known tactic and the media made great fun of him for it, but he was right and now people are seeing it in action during these riots.

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BingusCombat 10 points ago +10 / -0

(camera pans out from a gross, gnarled, nappy hair of circles on circles as opening credits show)

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YUNG_GUAC 26 points ago +27 / -1

24: Season Dindu

Episode 1: Jack Bauer is out for a jog, waving gun around. Dies.

beep boop

beep boop

beep boop

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MICHIGANisRED 11 points ago +12 / -1

Summer of love has entered the chat

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xkgb 8 points ago +9 / -1

2021 riot season is just getting started.

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Devildtails 6 points ago +7 / -1

That was a prequel.

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Ifinishfast42 110 points ago +112 / -2

Meh, don’t care

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BeekeeperAndy 92 points ago +98 / -6

Same, fuck BLM and fuck the cops.

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censored4wrongthink 38 points ago +41 / -3

based

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Moonlight 31 points ago +32 / -1

Let them fuck each other.

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Orangelightsinwindow 18 points ago +19 / -1

Yes, all gangs just keep the fighting to yourselves and there won't be a problem with me. I don't like that I pay taxes for one of the gangs, but what are you gonna do?

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point I'll pay those taxes for the gangs. I give up on caring what they do to the people who voted for all this.

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AmericaFloats 10 points ago +11 / -1

quietly the best and most Based response to all of this.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit based

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MrJugsMcBulge 33 points ago +33 / -0

Yep, don’t give a shit.

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excaliboor 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yup. Accelerate. Burn it all down and stomp on the ashes.

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ZacPetkanas 31 points ago +31 / -0

Same. People need to segregate and live only with those they share values with. Let urban "culture" implode

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magadommer 0 points ago +7 / -7

yep. same with Ashli Babbit. deep state is shit.

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samwise 104 points ago +105 / -1

Apparently she was trying to stab him and he used justified lethal force. But the violent animals will conveniently ignore that

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 76 points ago +78 / -2

It's racist to not let them kill you while you stay still and contemplate your white privilege.

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modscalledmeacuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

isnt that exactly like the proposed amendment to the texas castle doctrine by terry meza?

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

I wouldn't be surprised.

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Shadow3 8 points ago +9 / -1

"... ove' sum Tee-vees cuh'?"

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Moonman_Alpha 39 points ago +40 / -1

black = always innocent

White = always guilty

It's where society is right now. And soon...

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SkeletorsTeeth 17 points ago +20 / -3

The pendulum will swing eventually and there will be even more unhappy joggers

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J0shua 30 points ago +31 / -1

Still waiting for that pendulum to swing... aaaannnny day now...

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Kweebecker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Societal pendulums don't swing in a matter of days, months, or even years. They swing on the axis of generations.

Don't wait for the pendulum to swing. It hasn't even reached its apex yet, let along coming back the other way.

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WildRiot 12 points ago +13 / -1

naw, white girls will keep slowly migrating to having sex with black men for their large dicks and latino men for their salsa dancing moves or whatever the fuck they bring to the table besides a good drug hook up. and the browning of america will continue.

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BetaODork 7 points ago +8 / -1

Every white girl I ever knew that was with a black guy always was with a white guy after. Not saying I know 100 of them or anything but pretty funny considering the whole “go black, won’t go back” thing they try to push. Guess they’re not as great as they think. Oh And I thought stereotyping was a bad thing?? Lol

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Reefay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Once you go black, you can't get credit.

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

God's. Honest. Truth.

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America_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have racist Black professors brainwashing people and the wussification of Whites to thank for this

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censored4wrongthink 18 points ago +19 / -1

they legit argue that she wasn't going to stab him or anything - she was just fighting someone else that's all

(for those that don't get it: she obviously was irrational, belligerent and willing to harm another person, meaning she very well could have stabbed the officer)

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 24 points ago +25 / -1

He was just saving the other black life that she was trying to take. A net zero sum.

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randomusers239874 14 points ago +16 / -2

A lot of civnats on here kvetch when you tell them their crime rate, and call you racist. But, the number one victim of joggers, is other joggers.

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Moonlight 11 points ago +12 / -1

This makes sense to the avg black rioter.

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Frog_Anne 9 points ago +9 / -0

At some point, cops are just going to have to let it go. They don't like police, they don't want police to defend themselves or other people, and they don't want violent criminals in jail. Just let it go before you end up dead, and let them sort themselves out. Maybe after a few years of black murder rate up 300% while zero black people are killed by police, they'll decide they want it to be different.

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Reefay 3 points ago +3 / -0

☝️

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newuser999 17 points ago +19 / -2

Its all so tiresome. Just don't even bother reading into it anymore. Facts don't matter. Just tune it all out.

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censored4wrongthink 13 points ago +14 / -1

hell same - i just laugh, comment a few times, and continue my playthrough of Doom Eternal

fuck it - i work out, eat right, got body armor and lost my guns in a boating accident: im chillin (range time would be weekly if not for the ammo gouge)

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JamesWoodsiQ 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hurt me plenty

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BasedITGuy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Daaaaaamn that's wayback.

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BetaODork 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wish I had a real life BFG.

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Reefay 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the guns in the lake, right? Not even trying with the cover story.

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YouNeedVPN 8 points ago +9 / -1

His fault for going to work. It's time the people experienced what a city is actually like.

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Edial 7 points ago +8 / -1

Don't you know? You're supposed to let dark-skinned criminals murder you! You wouldn't want to be labeled racist, or as we've seen today, somehow convicted of 2nd and 3rd degree murder at the same time over some big-lipped baboon overdosing on his drugs, would you?

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 37 points ago +38 / -1

Oh they're gonna get their riots one way or another

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bubadmt 14 points ago +15 / -1

I see what you did there..

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rebuildingMyself 8 points ago +9 / -1

Baby mamma needs a new pair of shoes

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MustafaJones 7 points ago +9 / -2

Yup that was my first reaction. They didn’t get the racial tension they needed to they gotta get it from somewhere else.

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EyePee 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Chauvins sentence is no less than the death sentence for him and his next 3 generations, they will riot.

No justice, no peace amirite.

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FireannDireach 43 points ago +44 / -1

How many blacks have killed each other in Chicago in the last month?

But cops are the problem. But what do I know, it's none of my business. [Kermit sipping tea]

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BingusCombat 15 points ago +16 / -1

These monsters in civilized society is the problem.

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deplorablepatriot 9 points ago +15 / -6

"How many blacks have killed each other in Chicago in the last month?"

Trick question - answer is "not enough".

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FireannDireach 8 points ago +13 / -5

Not the point I was making, but I'll accept it. I shouldn't laugh, but fuck it. Time to shake the old mentality off. They want us dead, I'll feel the same way about them.

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randomusers239874 8 points ago +10 / -2

It's tough when you just want them to stop acting like fucking animals because you don't want to not like them, but they won't stop.

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modscalledmeacuck 5 points ago +6 / -1

on a completely unrelated note, i miss the teasipping of billhader as julien

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JaoBiZen 42 points ago +44 / -2

Burn Loot Murder

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 20 points ago +21 / -1

KKKlan with a Tan.

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Shillyourself 40 points ago +42 / -2

You can't tell me this shit isn't scripted.

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RonPaulPatriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

It’s all one big orchestrated play. I think people are starting to realize this. Hopefully.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +2 / -1

These globohomo pedophiles order up a riot like normal people order a pizza and the Clowns In America have it delivered on their TV screens in 30 minutes or less.

Don’t get sucked in to their bullshit.

They want us all to have the same stupid black vs. white arguments we had the last time? Remember those?

How productive were those? How much of a difference did they make?

Not much, hey?

But they sure did rile up a ton of negative energy all around the world, didn’t they?

THAT is what they feed on.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 0 points ago +1 / -1

It doesn’t have to be scripted. It’s constant.

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RealHappyFeet 39 points ago +40 / -1

Looks like the BLM crowd will be driving in from Minnesota tonight.

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rebuildingMyself 36 points ago +37 / -1

*getting on air-conditioned busses financed by "donors"

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RealHappyFeet 12 points ago +13 / -1

Best believe the BLM bail money and 1-800 lines are already setup.

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modscalledmeacuck 3 points ago +4 / -1

the same donors who paid a 120k salary to patriss culler?

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SteelWolf87 10 points ago +11 / -1

Lol that’s funny.

You know democrats got them first class plane tickets

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back to back rallies!

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Redditcensorsyouandi 32 points ago +33 / -1

Im sure she was just finishing selling girl scout cookies and on her way to volunteer at the local disabled veteran kitten holistic rehab center for aids riddled premature kittens who came from an abusive home.

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BingusCombat 9 points ago +10 / -1

DINDU NUFFIN >:(

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +5 / -1

I knew I shouldn't have followed through on that...but I just couldn't believe it. I believe it now.

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deleteDems 29 points ago +30 / -1

Now every time a violent black suspect is harmed at all by cops, joggers will come out and riot. They want absolute immunity from the law.

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RabidZoo 12 points ago +13 / -1

And they'll get it. Shit just hit the downward spiral with velocity.

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Dirk_Diggler 22 points ago +23 / -1

Jury today: “We did it! We saved the city from burning tonight......wait, ah shit.”

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +13 / -1

Hopefully after the city burns again people will finally figure out the game and stop playing it. If the jury knew that the city would burn, one way or another, then they should've done the right thing.

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zicke 3 points ago +4 / -1

Wait wasn't that the plot to some 80's movie about nuclear war?

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ParticleCannon 5 points ago +5 / -0

The jury saved themselves. I expect a few to escape to a safe state and release a statement saying they were compelled or coerced into a guilty verdict.

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Stallionstyle 21 points ago +22 / -1

Next Level WWE Scripting. We are one step away from The Hunger Games in terms of needing entertainment as a society.

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randomusers239874 9 points ago +10 / -1

I can't take credit for this, but someone around here called it the 'hunger kangz'.

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +7 / -1

I volunt... actually no what am I saying, Ill sit back and watch.

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RRREEEEfem_bot 16 points ago +17 / -1

A “dindu”

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NoFucks2Give 14 points ago +16 / -2

Personally I think it is worse than the n word. WHICH IS WHY I LIKE IT.

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darymorton 2 points ago +3 / -1

Haha, yup its why I use it

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Hanging_Chad 16 points ago +17 / -1

Welp, precedent is set. This cop will have no standing

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Beaker999 14 points ago +15 / -1

Crowd starts gathering and screaming "this is an outrage....where's the nearest footlocker?"

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

I'm hoping they'll kick it off near a store that sells video cards, impossible to get a hold of!

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grandfather_nurgle 14 points ago +15 / -1

Our meme game is better than this IMO.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

True, this was just my immediate reaction.

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grandfather_nurgle 7 points ago +7 / -0

You do very fine work my pede. But Kek deserves nothing less than our best.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will say 50 "Praise Kek"'s in penance and flay myself with my clown horn so that it HONKS at least 20 times.

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Chaotikizm 13 points ago +14 / -1

Considering the circumstances.

Forgive my laughter.

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henri_derelicte 12 points ago +12 / -0

I had no idea the d word was allowed here. I thought it got censored out like the n word. I can’t complain, because censorship is bad

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bigmikesballsack 9 points ago +10 / -1

Damn. America just lost a future NASA scientist.

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Xanisor 1 point ago +1 / -0

She showed talent for being a surgeon.

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Fangerang 8 points ago +9 / -1

15 year old dindu... lmao holy shit that's great

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Les_Deplorables 6 points ago +7 / -1

Baby needs a new pair of shoes.

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AMulletManAppears 6 points ago +8 / -2

It is not worth responding to calls if the suspect is black. If shit goes South you are going to jail for 40 years while your bitch wife divorces you and takes $700k out of it. Just send thoughts and prayers like folks on Twitter always do.

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RedPillMAGALegend 5 points ago +6 / -1

LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO DINDUS!!!!

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realgeotus2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

They ain't gonna cancel rioting season.

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AmericaFloats 5 points ago +6 / -1

they say she called the cops on two other girls fighting in the yard.

then tried to stab one of the cops who came.

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Probably just a normal day in that household and neighborhood, it never occurred to her that anyone would see it as problematic.

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AmericaFloats 4 points ago +5 / -1

hey officer i wanna show you this knife real quick, really really quick!

teach your kids, folks.

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DZP1 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pelosi: "she died for our freedom!"

Waters: "You know what to do! Loot Ace hardware for gas cans and go to town!"

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modscalledmeacuck 2 points ago +3 / -1

id would make the whole world a better place if they looted ace chemicals instead

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Sigma 5 points ago +6 / -1

If BLM joggers had half a prefrontal cortex, they’d set up a pay per view and televise the mostly peaceful destruction.

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modscalledmeacuck 2 points ago +3 / -1

thts exactly wht george carlin suggested

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JamesWoodsiQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Then put the winner on a pedestal and shoot em in the head.” “Televise it and let Budweiser advertise and spread their logo feces all over it.”

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Big-E 5 points ago +7 / -2

WTF is a “Dindu”?

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South_Florida_Guy [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dindunuffins

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henri_derelicte 10 points ago +11 / -1

Many times when a black youth commits a crime, the media will go their one of the kid’s parents, and their response will be “he/she was a good boy/girl, they didn’t do nothin.”

The term dindu is a combination of that didn’t do phrase

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123breadman 5 points ago +7 / -2

The term dindu comes from the slurring of words.

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de9ebkmd7 7 points ago +8 / -1

A race of people unable to take responsibility for life choices.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 6 points ago +7 / -1

Dindu Nuffins, 6 in a box, buy two and get a third box 50% off!

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a1a1a1 5 points ago +5 / -0

ebonics

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8bit_mixtape 5 points ago +6 / -1

I think this nonsense is seeding some kind of invulnerability in these colored folks minds. They prob believe a cop will not shoot in self defense since the government is turning them into criminals if they do. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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PodunkTexas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, who left this big pallet of bricks on the corner... Oh, move along.. nuttin to see here...

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Genericwhitemale 4 points ago +4 / -0

We can't coexist with these dindus

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unbeknownst 4 points ago +7 / -3

Can't stop the chimps from chimping out.

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AnthraciteCracker 4 points ago +6 / -2

MAGA Karen in 3...2...1... NNNNooooooo RRRRRReeeeee you can't call violent feral felons 'dindus'

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ministry_of_truth 4 points ago +5 / -1

It’s Riot Season, baby. Saint George’s “justice” was just the opening ceremony, a false sense of civility.

It’s like the pre-game wine and cheese ceremony in Chardee MacDennis, for the Always Sunny fans. Shit gonna get real now

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chesswhilehigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accelerationism and instability is our best hope.

The fires can’t start fast enough.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +5 / -1

Brutal as fuck, but spot on.

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41127893 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you think you're gonna get deployed to fight the Russians, but you get deployed to fight the Cantonese in Ohio

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Nucka574 3 points ago +3 / -0

RIOTS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!!!

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alevans 3 points ago +4 / -1

I have plenty of ammo, Aloha Snackbar!

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OlympicHiker 3 points ago +4 / -1

If you're a cop you have to be asking why show up for work and risk your life, if you don't even get a presumption of innocence anymore?

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iDinduNuffin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Powertripping or money.

Don't underestimate the suicidal altruism of "wanting to keep the streets safe" either

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Cyberpunkd 3 points ago +3 / -0

A dindu, lol. I love that term.

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is all propaganda

It is all mind games

Problem is

We don’t fight back

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, they needed to have an excuse to riot and look what just magically shows up

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Recyclops 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Free Nikes!" will be their battle cry. 🙃

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henri_derelicte 2 points ago +3 / -1

Enter BLM for 100% off Nike products

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +4 / -1

Free flat screens and Nike's tonight!

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T_DforTrump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

FRESH SUMMER KICKS! WHAT UP!!!!

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Dialectic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Antifa fags tried to pay columbus ohio joggers to riot last year and couldn't get it to work. I doubt it'll work this time. But hey, clown world.

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +3 / -1

CJ foo, gib me that paypa

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Pittsburgh_Rare 2 points ago +2 / -0

This type of thing happens almost daily. Joggers are really THAT easy to manipulate and THAT unemployed to riot.

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barryb0nds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao this was exactly my first thought