The asteroid

But I know where I’m going when I die.

I would take one for team human and choose the asteroid.

I would be the asteroid.

I'd root for bears, hope they emerge as the dominant species, maybe develop sentience, in the planet that emerges from the wreckage

Please Lord. Let their be an asteroid to destroy the earth before the globalist new world order can be finalized, or just return already for our judgment day.

stroid go boom

I was hoping that the vaccine caused the zombie apocolypse I've been yearning for, but at this point just drop the asteroid and get it over with.

I’ve had the same nightmare of an asteroid or comet hitting the Earth since I was a kid.

Bring it.

Let's just fucking get it over with.

I voted Meteor/Asteroid in 2012!!!!!

Asteroid. Hands down.

I would vote for the Russians.

Putin has created a network of fallout shelters throughout Russia. I think they might make it through an asteroid hit.

If so I wish them well.

I would beg for it to hit California

feels rhetorical

Why stop with just one meteor? Double-tap this diseased mud ball to be extra sure.