What if every white person in the country was assigned a black person in the country like with those "Save a Child for a $1/day" African charities. Obviously each black person might be given 3 or so white people.
The white person pays $x/day but in exchange the government acts as the African Charity group and gives updates on the life of the black person. You get immediately added to all social media the black person has, you get new pictures of the black person sent to you so you can hang on your wall or put on display at work to show everyone the black person you've sponsored for your reparations.
The black person, to continue receiving reparations, will have to write a letter to you at least once a year giving you updates on their life, how thankful they are for you etc...
I think this would be great so white people could have a direct microscopic lens on EXACTLY how their money is being used and how it's helping the black people. It'll be great for liberal people who virtue signal too because they can show everyone pictures of the black person they're sponsoring for reparations.
fuck that dude, thats still fucking racist. There is no justification for reparations. Go fuck yourself and the chicom faggot dupe accounts who reply favorably to this.
Come on man, enjoy some satire. Of course I don't actually think reparations are good.
It's no joke when the punchline is communism
I thought it was funny. We should laugh at this shit from time to time. I get you though. It’s serious trouble and I have to remind myself to have fun because if you can’t make light of it you’ll lose yourself. Making fun of the absurdity doesn’t mean you’re accepting it.
What if the sponsored black people lived at the same houses as the white people who sponsored them as part of the reparations and sponsorship of course... this is beginning to sound like a great idea.
Liberia
Imagine if each man took 1 blue haired liberal woman for a wife, put her in the house and didn't allow her to leave. It's like all our problems would be solved overnight and it's also like men did this before and perhaps precisely for this very reason... Hmmmm. Has this all happened before?
Nah, I’m good. How about we give them reparations then deduct the cost of saving their ass in the civil war, adjusted for inflation of course. Probably would wind up owing us money!
Sign me up, big Bros black sis or whatever
Better idea: white people "adopt" groups of 20-30 black men and women. Pay for all clothing, food, shelter. White "master" get an extra 3/5 of a vote per adopted black person.