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If only the proper Twitter texts and pics could be put together (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Smarmcastic ago by Smarmcastic +26 / -0
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– South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Motherly" as in "Motherlyfucker ima stab the shit outta you bitch!"

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– LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

It fits. Haven't you seen how ghetto moms keep the peace? It rhymes with fapping you upside the head and treating the sense out of you.

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– Smarmcastic [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you meant "fwap". 2k21 version of "fap" means something TOTALLY different!

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– LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn't meant for meaning, it was used for rhyming, as in slappin' yo upside the haid.

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– Smarmcastic [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooooo.... like when the doctor asked the patient what her flow was like and she said "oh, it's linoleum".

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– LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 1 point ago +1 / -0

White: go with the flow.

Coke: be less white!

New improved white: get on da flo!

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– nocomply55 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad Mama. Stabby Mama.

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