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Every. Single. Time. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by KuzoKevin ago by KuzoKevin +2843 / -2
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raytwentynine 200 points ago +201 / -1

Do we know if he can really read? No one who can really read is that concerned with convincing folks that they can read.

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basedvirginian 115 points ago +115 / -0

I don’t know anyone above a 5th grade reading level that has to concentrate as much as Lebron seems to be in order to read the Hunger Games

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ModernKnight 33 points ago +35 / -2

Heh, I get a look like that regardless of what I'm reading. I get that look when I watch the cat eat. Yeah, it makes me look like a moron who doesn't understand what's going on.

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Isolated_Patriot 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you or a loved one has been effected by Concentrating Moron Face, you may be entitled to a one time compensation of 33 cents after an additional six years of litigation.

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Flag_falsely 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it quacks like a duck.....

:P

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45fan 18 points ago +18 / -0

Maybe he really can and is going:

"Yo, these coal miners in Virginia are the heroes and the tranny commies are the villain's?!?! /mind_blown"

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WU_HAN_FRU 15 points ago +15 / -0

lmao!

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KangKong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunger Games

“Man, dis what wypipo be doing to us, man, knawamsayin?”

Drives off in $150,000 car.

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War_Hamster 67 points ago +67 / -0

Anytime you pose with props, it means you are trying to create an impression that is other than reality.

Ergo; he wants people to think he's smart and studious, even though this is other than reality.

You are correct.

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Plugthegamey 16 points ago +16 / -0

Honestly we're all laughing at him being stupid and whether or not he can read, and hes probably holding those books for endorsement deals.

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

YOU’RE NEXT!

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I bet he can read the number on the check just fine.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's a mouth breather.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not with that mask on he isn't.

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deleted -4 points ago +4 / -8
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ALargeRock 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is this comment?

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ENTP 2 points ago +2 / -0

he is swying anita sarkeesian posed w games but she doesn’t really play

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tom_machine 5 points ago +5 / -0

?

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coolhandcuke 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's like that ''Law and Order,'' episode where the mentally retarded perp made a point of ''reading'' the newspaper every time he went to the diner. He also had books all over his apartment including in the microwave.

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KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Law and Order: Short Bus Edition

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HuntersCrackDealinHo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I keep all the best books in my microwave. Where else would you possibly put them?

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes for a decent faraday cage.

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta preserve the text from the inevitable EMP.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve always been a fan of burying microwaves or metal boxes of hard drives and other tech, along with solar panels and electrical equipment. But I’m just a crazy prepper

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Tacosnak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then he proceeded to rape the old woman like he saw in the x rated movies. That one was always kinda dark to me. He was trying his best but couldn’t get past the mentally retarded part.

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USAF4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

This makes too much sense

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can read but his reading level is like beginning elementary school.

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Clean_Pinch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, I don't think he played much 'school' up in Akron

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Barbs 80 points ago +82 / -2

The first three look like the same book, just different points in time, yet he’s still on chapter one. Musta had too many big words so he moved onto a new one in the fourth frame.

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Filo76 24 points ago +24 / -0

He’s just struggling to understand why there aren’t any pictures.

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King6of6the6retards 21 points ago +21 / -0

"How did they get that C inside of that circle?"

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TexasPiper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol good eye

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +9 / -0

There's a running joke that LeBron has been stuck on the first chapter of that Malcolm X book for nearly a decade

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the back of the first and the back of the second are different.

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UrShulgi 52 points ago +52 / -0

Sometimes he wears non prescription reading glasses too, for added effect.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 29 points ago +29 / -0

AOC also wears non-prescription glasses.

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Seenev 15 points ago +15 / -0

Are there any pictures of her wearing glasses before she started making headlines for being dumb?

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nope, just bouncing around as a teenager, jiggling her assets.

Ugh, that woman. "But she graduated cum laude" as if that means achievement when all it means is acknowledgement.

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ADAM_SCHITT 7 points ago +7 / -0

With grade inflation half the fucking class probably graduates cum laude. That's nothing special.

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe BU was different when she went than when I went (05 grad here) but they definitely didn’t do grade inflation in the classes I was in. College of Arts and Sciences more or less set the median grade at a C+.

That being said, she’s probably a College of General Studies kid. For kids who are dumb but can pay, CGS is basically community college at university prices. Then you move into your major for the last two years. Considering she was an Econ major, she probably got by on her left wing politics, not her acumen.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Plus with affirmative action quotas, schools are required to not just take lots of unqualified minorities in, but also graduate them.

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GlockArm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't care what anyone claims.

All i know is she speaks, and is audibly present as a demonstration of retardation. Any "accolades" she may have only serve to dirty the titles to begin with.

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

she graduated cum slu...owdy.

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BurgerChef90 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a glasses wearer because my vision sucks, how fucking dare she appropriate glasses culture! We didn't choose to have shitty vision, she's so bigoted toward the differently visioned!!!1111

I hope this doesn't need it, but in case /s

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also a certain hag wore one during a hearing/inquiry

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Super_Dave 39 points ago +39 / -0

Then nobody can ask him questions about it.. he can just say "I only started reading it"

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brutustyberius 26 points ago +26 / -0

I only started reading. Fixed it.

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War_Hamster 16 points ago +16 / -0

I only started pretending to read.

FIFY

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Space_Force 14 points ago +14 / -0

Saw that, think he had a Malcolm X prop in his hand at the time. He's nothing but a phoney ass, CCP loving race huckster.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I await for the glasses and shirt n tie selfie to really try and sell that he isn't a simpleton who is good at grabbing balls.

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FuckGovernment 28 points ago +28 / -0

Bwahahahhaha

LeBitch is getting DESTROYED on social media.

The guy should stick to dribbling.

"der duh derp derp but I'm not gonna shut up derrrrr" - LeBitch, should have taken Laura Ingraham's advice.

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Unicron3 21 points ago +21 / -0

This whole time, he thought "Shut up and dribble" was an insult. Rather, it was sound advice attempting to save his dumb ass.

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Djt2029 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shut up and dribble was in response to him saying Trump was a punk or something. There was zero articulation or thought surrounding the statement. If you want to be taken credible than actually provide substance. Otherwise, shut and dribble and we all won’t watch anyway.

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NOTWOKE 23 points ago +23 / -0

LeBron doesn’t read books, that is why! He is an enormous putz who is to stupid to realize what a useful idiot is. He needs a mirror and a dope slap.

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sgt_richard 19 points ago +19 / -0

"I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" - fredo

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O_A_N 16 points ago +16 / -0

He's a smart one, like Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmfao Tyson, the D- student of Scientists.

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cjcivicx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michio Kaku has entered the chat! - "Fuck off, Tyson!"

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't stand any of the 2010 Reddit atheists. Except Hitchins.

Man... him and Patrice O'Neil would have made a great wombo combo if they were still alive.

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Space_Force 14 points ago +14 / -0

"I CAN'T READ"

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Thiswillbeintheexam 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • opens book weeks later

"Nope, still can't read."

"Damn, racist white people."

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SimPilot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Opens book sees no pictures Opens next book

So smart!

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Greyhound69 8 points ago +8 / -0

what a dumb fuck... he has single-handedly destroyed the nba... dumb and pretentious

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's just staring at the page waiting for Lavarr Burton and the cartoon rainbow to pop out.

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Blinduser 1 point ago +1 / -0

HA!!!!!

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penguinjay1212 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Pfffft. He can't even read"

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wing_str 7 points ago +7 / -0

Uh-scuuuze me, it's Kang James

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 6 points ago +6 / -0

KangJames

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modscalledmeacuck -3 points ago +3 / -6

whts with the girly name?

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Gabbs1212 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aubrey was a pretty good baseball player, who has amazing takes on the world. Tampa, Houston, Baltimore, Detroit, and San Francisco over 13 years.

Loves the ladies, and loves the Trump

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tom_machine 4 points ago +5 / -1

Aubrey is a male name so far as I'm aware

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +5 / -2

Thats a fruity name for a "male"

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tom_machine 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the Norman French form of the German name Alberich, which is a name coming from Norse Mythology meaning "ruler of supernatural beings (elves)"

As an English masculine name it was common in the Middle Ages, and was revived in the 19th century. Since the mid-1970s it has more frequently been given to girls, due to Bread's 1972 song Aubrey along with its similarity to the established feminine name Audrey.

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Flag_falsely 8 points ago +8 / -0

The gold is always in the comments

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good to know. Thanks Pede 👍

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usernamenottaken 6 points ago +6 / -0

No way is he actually reading the autobiography of Malcolm X! Here’s what Malcolm X said about the political puppet masters controlling black celebrities:

“The worst enemy that the negro have is this white man that runs around here drooling at the mouth professing to love negroes and calling himself a liberal, and it’s following these white liberals that has perpetuated the problems that negros have. If the negro wasn’t taken, tricked or deceived by the white liberal, then negros would get together and solve our own problems.”

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cook_does 5 points ago +5 / -0

He reads 3 wpm.

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MinneMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Words per month, right?

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nzsvz9 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because it's a photo op. Because it's a paid endorsement. Because he's looking for the pictures. Because it's about being woke. Because it's about style over substance. The great Gatsby had shelves of books, uncut - an old artifact of printing where you had to cut open folded printed pages to read the book, so it means he never read them - but people thought him well read because he had a library filled with books.

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3stepsahead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top Right and bottom left are the same book.... Hahahaha

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OPsMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same page. Different outfits.

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Shmioighan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, hunger games? Really?

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a leftard millenial favourite, he's litterally signalling to pop-culture like a vapid idiot.

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WU_HAN_FRU 5 points ago +5 / -0

His publicist told him to be photographed "reading" books. She forgot to tell him to start in the middle sometimes.

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loric4882 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read a shitload of books. I've never posed for a photograph with one

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guten_morgen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody can convince me this man reads for fun nor for intellectual growth.

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DarkRiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trying to look cool and smart. Just like liberal women wearing transparent glasses and those cat frames. Zebron is a rich idiot with a very low IQ.

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B_Sack 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't read them. 100% social signaling.

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BlackLivesMurder 3 points ago +4 / -1

He just wants to pretend he's able to read. He's too stupid to learn how to read and if he ended up competing with us for a job in the real world he probably won't get it haha.

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GrizzlyHash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably cuz that piece of shit don't know how to read.

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This chinese lap monkey can read?

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Qwikphaze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to mention read and listen to music at the same time.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fucking hate this clown so much. Why couldn't HE die in a helicopter crash?

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RedFoxOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least two of them are the same book, (top right, bottom left).

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kind of grown man pretends to read the Hunger Games?

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

what that cuckold fag sees on the first page is the check that the communist china sends him to be the image of the "awake American athlete"

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Gabbs1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

In Rocky II (or III...don't remember now) when he was rocketing to stardom, he was making a commercial. But since all he ever knew was fighting and busting his ass, he couldn't read.

Same thing with this moron, but has never had to work in his life. Including on the court. Fag was given a gift, and he uses it incorrectly.

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

He probably can’t read, but he can bounce a ball!

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CaptainRumington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two of those books are the same.

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine trying to argue with someone like this. Rich, probably fairly powerful within his bubble, no one tells him no, yet presumably dumb as a rock. No one bothers to disagree with him so he thinks he's a genius.

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lebron James is one of the most ignorant public figures I know of. Sure, I disagree with almost all of these them, but he's the most ignorant I can think of.

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Shave_the_whales 2 points ago +2 / -0

He don't word that good.

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Proud_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking to see who gave it to him so he can cut them out of the yearly Christmas cards. I mean, kwanza cards.

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DaleGribbleWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol kek

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jennyfrutex 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Hunger Games? ffs LeBron, if you're going to fake-read a book, at least fake-read something for adults.

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angryrhino83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how in one photo he has ear buds in (presumably to listen to music) while reading. So either he's not really reading and he's listening to music or he just likes to wear earbuds while reading.

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Ultrapepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Audio book ftw

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TheSaltyProphet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because he’s a dumb fucking pedophile.

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PEPEpeepee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bottom left top right are the same book. Wonder how far the pictures were taken apart.

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Canadian4Freedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two of those books are the same book too LOL

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lavebug 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is pretending he can read

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HadrianTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because he can't read. Ain't never no time for no books i gotta throw the orange ball for my Chinese masters.

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GastonG511 1 point ago +1 / -0

After three pages he realized theres not going to be any pictures.