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bubadmt 58 points ago +58 / -0

Is everything alright here, postal employee Newman?

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Clean_Pinch 34 points ago +34 / -0

Everything's fine, nobody is talking about cancelling their mail..

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Wankerton 35 points ago +35 / -0

I like how we just had a large Mail in vote for president recently.

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TEXinLA 18 points ago +18 / -0

^^THIS^^

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Hshsvsvsvsvhs 5 points ago +6 / -1

The government is our enemy but only when it's in the hands of the other side.. when it's in the hands of you you can turn the government into your friend. Even if just temporarily. The problem with conservatives is that they're too bitch to do anything like that. They get voted into power and they refuse to use that power.. when you get elected to president you should immediately said about changing everything. Make the post office spy on liberals. Fire everybody in the FBI until only Trump supporters are left. Force the doj to prosecute Hillary Clinton there's no limit to what you can do if you're willing to do it.. you can protest government overreach when you're out of power. When you're in power it's your job to use every aspect of the government to enforce your agenda. If you won't do that then you don't deserve to be electe

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Shmoocifer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I upvoted for the passion. But no, no government, ever, is your friend. Government death tolls is only exceeded by natural causes. Better to trust a knife-wielding dindu at your back than the government. At least SOME dindus have integrity.

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Pepe-Meme 7 points ago +7 / -0

In a slow kind of way...

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Clean_Pinch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Celebrate the Millennium, with Newmanium... Newman!

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Stallionstyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Why Did Seinfeld Hate Newman So Much?

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ca18det 3 points ago +3 / -0

If this is a legit inquiry, while the cast of Seinfeld were all intentionally dysfunctional sociopaths Newman took it to another level. It was a case of a loveable asshole calling out an insufferable asshole which is why the dynamic worked so well.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who was the loveable one and who was the insufferable one?

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Stallionstyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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crazyfingers619 46 points ago +46 / -0

Just think, these guys know where you live, nonchalantly come to your house to hand you packages, take your signature, and have access to all your incoming purchases.

Who better to to keep tabs on you?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 24 points ago +24 / -0

So, I was watching some fishing stuff on YouLube. An ad was in a video, it had that Yankee Marshall gun dude talking about a suppressor that wasn't a suppressor. I clicked skip before I could comprehend what was going on. I don't follow YM, but he's been on the platform for over a decade. It finally hit me, wtf is he selling? I've been presented with wish ads, oil filter adapters and other obvious glowie shit, was he now selling it too? So I looked it up. He was giving his take on the solvent cans, which is basically a suppressor without a final hole in it. Oh, okay got it.

But in the recommended cue was another dude, a diesel guy and cops showing up for buying diesel parts. So I clicked. Dude bought some freedom pills and a bunch of Caterpillar fuel/oil filters, so Homoland Security and a State Trooper showed up at his door. How is it even legal for them to monitor and then speculate online purchases? I could see watching a listing and identifying a buyer of a clearly illegal item, but these fuckers are making assumptions!

https://youtu.be/270sLN5WL2I

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RiverFenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got recommended the same "guys buying diesel parts" vid a day or two ago.

Was watching something related to changing oil on the 6.7l I think..

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crazyfingers619 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm sure they have machine learning, just plug the amazon database into a selection of people deemed "suspect" like maybe a few of the more rambunctious capital rioters.

Now they can get a framework of what they deem an "insurgent" might buy. Now they can infer "everyone who purchases X type of boots, Y brand coffee are potential enemies of the state. Being a fan of a particular football team may red flag you as a potential threat on some spreadsheet in San Francisco..

They don't need to see gun accessories, or specific chemicals to deem you a threat, they can speculate on music you purchased, books, even food. Their collective ignorance gives them powers of accusation and ultimately power over you.

Are these accusations accurate? Does it matter? They have unlimited resources to build a causational case against you. Just like climate change models are absolute, just as Chauvin was guilty right out of the gate, and you are a bigot if you don't believe these scientifically and expertly calculated conclusions.

These fascists conjure their enemies and evidence out of thin air. And they have no entity to oppose them, because they have every social machine at their disposal to crush any form of resistance before it even forms. And no one to stand up against their already existing absolute power. Each of them have a knife at their throat, the machine propels itself. There is no more humanity in our society, only the mob, only the cold database, the absolution of accusation towards the other. Us vs. them.

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SordidPontification 2 points ago +2 / -0

If enough people also bought rainbow dildos to throw them off, they might start invading Portland.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw them ripping portions of Mr Guns n Gears video he made about suppressors and fuel filters and they stole partd of his youtube videos and used them for their little commercial so if you're stupid enough to buy a a chinese solvent trap they come shoot your dog.

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Tryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

A d battery flashlight works well.

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CampinAndBam 2 points ago +2 / -0

A similar vid was recommended to me too, probably a year ago now.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 5 points ago +5 / -0

They also have a very large stockpile of guns and ammo.

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SpaceCadet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amazon has left the chat

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ineX0r2 8 points ago +9 / -1

Buy nothing from Amazon. Research products, then find either local places that sell them, or order from independent specialty retailers. If they charge shipping or sell at a slightly higher price than Amazon? SUCK IT UP. It's worth it.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus we believe that the system they work for is hopelessly incompetent. This way they can selectively deliver and claim it is a mistake if caught.

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JuliasEbola00 28 points ago +28 / -0

I'm in the process of re-watching Cheers. Cliff was a Regan Republican, an anti Marxist, who hated Bush for never replying to his letters. He was a true patriot who would of hated what has happened to the once great USPS.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

John Ratzenberger himself is a Republican and Trump supporter.

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drsowells1fan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Re-watching it now too. Kelsey Grammer and Kirstie Alley are conservatives too. No wonder the show was so good.

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Hatsarehats 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sadly Ted Danson is a colossal fucking faggot though.

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drsowells1fan 10 points ago +10 / -0

He dated Whoopie. Colossal and blind.

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Clean_Pinch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Youre not Ted Dansen

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KeeptheChief 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kelsey Grammer looks like he could have been President if he hadn't gone into acting instead. It would be like Sideshow Bob giving the State of the Union, lol

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MAGALOVER 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kelsey Grammer actually played George Washington in the A & E movie, "Benedict Arnold."

It's amazing. Kelsey CARRIES himself like a President, even though this movie takes place during the Revolutionary War. GREAT movie!!

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KeeptheChief 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I mean. He just seems like a President, if that makes sense.

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basedvirginian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump was president so it's not out of the realm of possibility

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but Kelsey had a MASSIVE drug problem, so that's a non starter for most people.

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Tagappliedfork 19 points ago +19 / -0

He was always trying to get the mentally retarded bartender to commit a terrorist act so this checks out.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

I admit it’s been a long time but I don’t remember this part from Cheers lol

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

What were you smoking at the time?

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basedvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Parmesan

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pass the Parmesan on the left-hand side.....

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MAGAforDAYZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

delivering the mail is so easy a chimp could do it!

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JustTheNews 14 points ago +14 / -0

Real Story, there is a postman in Ohio that always talks about the boogaloo and killing people etc at the top of his lungs.....I called him out on his hype bs one day to see if he was really serious.....dude went from hype to scared, making up excuses......lol, you cannot out crazy me mr postman

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 6 points ago +6 / -0

You've heard the term "going postal" before?

I think it was from the 80s or early 90s when more than one mass shooting occurred with USPS employees. They even made a game about it as a theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKVKb7fgk9o

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GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone knows you don't fuck with the post office.

That's like fuckin' with the quiet kid and wondering why he comes in with a leather jacket to his knees, the next day.

:/

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Kamalaharrisisacunt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Everybody really does know my name!

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KirbyMorph 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you control the mail, you control.... INFORMATION

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basedvirginian 12 points ago +12 / -0

Norm would be disappointed, Cliff...

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JhnBrwnRtrns [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

I am honored by this sticky small bow

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basedvirginian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Golf claps for the sticky!! golf clap

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Bigjay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Perfect meme, when you remember he still lives with his momma

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realityman 6 points ago +6 / -0

From Obama butt buddy Geoffrey Stone “There are so many other federal agencies that could do this, I don’t understand why the post office would be doing it."

I can answer that one! Please?

Its the same reason why our elections are ultimately determined by under-educated, hyper partisan activists that count the votes from our most densely populated counties.

If you need some dirty work done, best to hire stupid people to do it. They won't understand what they are doing is wrong. No one will believe them if they do realize its wrong. And the postal service does not have the same oversight that the FBI and DOJ do. Even though both of those agencies are choke full of hyper-partisan democrats, they would still be taking a risk doing this kind of massive spying.

There is no investigation happening here. No charges are being filed based on this crap, which would never hold up a day in court. They are simply tagging conservatives for later processing. Making lists. So when the green light is lit - they have names + addresses for the cattle cars. Prove me wrong.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll give you another reason why they are keeping a database of citizen's social media posts and sharing it with other gov't agencies - it's because they have already been doing something similar with mail and what their carriers see delivering your mail for decades and already have the infrastructure in-place to report/share "suspicious" info across the government.

When a gov't agency want's info on a person at a specific address, who better to get that info from than someone that has been visiting that address on a daily basis for the last year?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Besides the profession, the character is also spot on. It's the weird ones, that try too hard but never give any real information about themselves, they're the glowie.

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BasicKekinomics 3 points ago +8 / -5

So, Norm. What's your obsession with Hunter's dick?

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basedvirginian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ay, Norm! You got any pictures from Hunter’s laptop?

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BasicKekinomics 2 points ago +6 / -4

I hope you choke on your beer nuts Cliff you glowie fuck.

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are those clowns going to do? Break my fragile packages? Bend my envelopes that clearly say not to fold? Lose my mail?

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KarenKarenKaren 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll stop delivering all the junk mail that the NRA sold your info to.

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MAGACRACKER 2 points ago +3 / -1

They're going to report your activities to people that will dissappear you and your family.

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Clean_Pinch 1 point ago +1 / -0

So much fear porn on here. Besides packages, nobody even opens their mail

And ive yet to see a letter carrier that isnt an obese minority

And people worrying about the internet and social media posts, that info is already in their hands. There wouldnt be any reason for mail carriers to do this

You guys think a vpn protects you? Haa

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BS2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

funny

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait- the same folks who open and steal my mail/votes...are willing to dox me?

Good thing I’m in the northeast. Our mail carriers are typically vegan cat dads- bring it, fuckboi!

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c0mpl3x 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 letter agency.

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WakeUpAmerica 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am still waiting for a package that was lost/stolen in the mail 25+ years ago! Guess the postal police is still looking into that case???

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Sunnybats2 2 points ago +2 / -0

HUH

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ObviatingTyranny 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL we thought it was FBI. Nope. Fucking Newman.

Fuck off postal faggot. You're known for shooting up your workplace, not even anything as prestigious as murdering innocent women and children.

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CanadianTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

This really gives GOING POSTAL a lot more credibility seeing as the 3 letter agencies have their hands in the mail.

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Urusovite 2 points ago +2 / -0

USPS, for anyone who has worked in mailing in their life, is the most INCOMPETENT and WORTHLESS mailing organization. They can't do anything right. I did mailing for a little bit and would work alongside USPS. Eventually we took over our mailing portion inside the USPS warehouse because they could never do it right. 8 trips a day vs UPS or FedEx with 1. Yeah... fuck govt.

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"us piss"

"i cop"

(they're new at this)

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Groundpounder 1 point ago +1 / -0

USPS: Another dinosaur organization withering on the vine, enticed by budget reinforcements that have nefarious strings attached. Just like how legacy media is propped up by big tech

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blukid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always knew the mailman was up to something...

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obamagavemeaphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Used to just be Bangin the cuck's wife... back in the olden days...

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LazySusan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that why I sometimes have no mail delivery for days, and then one day find tons of mail?

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RedPillMakesEmSqueal 1 point ago +1 / -0

explains why delivery has gone past the normal shit and into "you might get it or not..." too busy trolling social media huh?

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TrumpJudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Children were fed radioactive oatmeal as part of a “science club,” Martino-Taylor said, and were given Mickey Mouse watches and baseball tickets for their continued participation. O American u so silly.

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/u-s-secretly-tested-carcinogen-in-western-canada-during-the-cold-war-researcher-discovers

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Tryan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can stop by and I will give them a penis imprint , they can take it and match the spot on on their pillow from me visiting their wives. I hope this helps.:)

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

You roll out of bed. Mr. Coffee is dead. The morning's looking bright. Your shrink ran off to Europe, and didn't even write. Your husband wants to be a girl. But be glad there's one place in the world.

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Titan93 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mailman

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frogface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dance mailman !

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PhoneBandit 1 point ago +1 / -0

USPS: We're running out of money! Why is Trump letting us close down!?

Also USPS: doin the sneaks online watching you

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BlaineBug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't surprise me. Mail is monitored in jail too. And here we are living in a Prison Planet.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 1 point ago +1 / -0

John ratzenburger is actually a conservative, so we got that going for us.

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BumpForTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it really odd that the post office has any kind of investigative power.

How convenient this weird as fuck covert operation knows all our addresses and names and what type of mail comes.

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tdtech9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Between the snail mail snooping and the fact that half the email addresses in the world are @gmail, think of the possibilities!

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Totally_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt the Newmans and Cliffs are spying on anybody. The only thing they are likely looking at is porn when they aren't busy destroying your mail.