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usdodsgssog 37 points ago +38 / -1

Two shots will become the new "two weeks".

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Konsaki 19 points ago +20 / -1

Pretty sure two shots of lead will lead to a quick resolution.

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sustainable_saltmine 17 points ago +18 / -1

it's not the shots exactly it's what's in them and the fact that they don't do anything to warrant calling them a "vaccine". Vaccines make you immune. Vaccines come with a pretty much guarantee you cannot get or spread a virus. There is no such guarantee here. Just take the jab, you're not allowed to know what's in it, you can't sue the manufacturers if if harms you and you can't go after your employer if they make it a condition of employment to get one.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that last part about employment true? My company says it's optional, but anyone else who loses a job over it needs to sue.

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Montana_rulz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Currently the vaccines only have emergency use authorization by the FDA so they can not be mandated. Once they get full approval by the FDA (which will be happening anytime now) companies will be able to mandate them.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Religous exemption. My God doesn't let me participate in authoritarian scams.

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Montana_rulz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was reading into this today just in case. There was a case were a guy denied on religious reasons and was terminated. He sued. In his defense he said he had religious disagreements with vaccines (pre-Wuhan Flu) and questioned their safety. The court decided that because he also cited safety concerns his complaint was medical, and not religious, and therefore he had no standing.

All of this shit is so stupid.

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen evidence of something called 'viral shedding' where people taking the vaccine can actually spread viruses themselves. which means if they put something out far deadlier than covid 19 (covid 21) and get retards to inject themselves with this shit we're looking at some serious 'i am legend' type shit

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StarSetEconomy -2 points ago +4 / -6

lol we know exactly what’s in the vaccine. What on the ingredient list are you confused about? I’m a physician, I can maybe help.

It takes 5 doses of DTaP to get kids fully immune to tetanus, diphtheria, and pertussis.

I’m 100% against another yearly scheduled vaccine though, that just seems ridiculous to me.

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Simon_Jester 9 points ago +9 / -0

sLiPpeRy sLoPe fALLaCy!!!

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grndmrshlgando 2 points ago +2 / -0

a perfect microcosm of this is the "game" star citizen if you've heard of it. there are people so relentlessly devoted to something that is very obviously a scam that they will follow it to their deaths. or for something more tangible check out the jim jones cult fiasco from the 70's

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftists are such morons. Slippery slope fallacy is real and applicable, but leftists have been trained to believe simple A -> B = slippery slope fallacy.

If you slide down a waterslide into a shark tank that isn't a fallacy, that's fucking gravity.

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gooner4dayz 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’ll be the new “soma” at this rate...

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jennyfrutex 8 points ago +8 / -0

We'll be the "savages" out here quoting Shakespeare.

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Buck_Fiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come on, man! We can do this you ugly felks, not-Zs and white supremacists.

Be a patriot and think of the lives. Over 300 billion.

Look. Here's the deal. We're here to help.

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Dereliction 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just two shots to flatten the curve. Come on.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

We all remember Fifteen Days to Flatten the curve...over a year ago. It's just 15 days guys! Everyone stay home so our hospitals can prepare. We need to get PPE and ventilators. If everyone stays home, we will have time to prepare so our hospitals will not be overrun. It is only two weeks, guys! Stay home and then we will reopen...

And here we are. A year later with this BS.

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Cheesecakecrush 5 points ago +5 / -0

Each shot makes you progressively more and more ill, meaning you miss more work. More jobs for the climate refugees and undocumented workers!

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drmrboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give them an inch ... and they will take a mile.

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_Sully_ 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don’t get the shot or you might die or not suffer from a life time of autoimmune diseases that they have a pill for.

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TrancePhreak 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish this was satire

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like this spin on an old joke

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

In June, all those who took shots in December have to get their booster shots.

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Mister_anonymous 1 point ago +1 / -0

“White Supremacists have created a new code for antisemitism by exagerrating numbers in an increasing fashion meant to downplay the seriousness of the 6 million killed in the holocaust- suggesting that the figure of 11 million is constantly changing - when facts clearly show that 16 million were lost.”

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NOTaFED 1 point ago +1 / -0

two shots for every variant every year

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to get less and take more. Millions more.

100 would change the world.though.