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The Absolute State of Clown World 🥴 (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by basedvirginian ago by basedvirginian +379 / -0
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July_1776 34 points ago +34 / -0

and the rev. is a female.

The Lord will judge this nation eventually, get your marshmallows and sticks ready.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 10 points ago +10 / -0

So wait, if I follow the logic here, that means Trayvon was resurrected, as George Floyd? And he's dying over and over again for the sins of all black criminals?

This is a fantastic idea. I'm gonna start The Church of Trayvon, get that old preacher from LA public broadcasting that swore like a sailor to call the congregation bitches, and rake in the bucks.

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basedvirginian [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently the church is run by women, gays, and beta males

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throwaway13579 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just remember, these are nothing more than weak minded attention whores looking for their next fix of dopamine. Virtue signaling for attention. Nothing more.

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ManBadOrange 21 points ago +21 / -0

Disturbing.

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basedvirginian [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s a 2-part thread. In the second tweet, she shows people taking skittles from a wine chalice and having small cups of Arizona Tea

...the person is also wearing a bunny costume and nowhere is this addressed 😂

Edit: so looking at it it’s someone wearing their hood up, and there’s two other people with their hoodies also up directly behind them so it looks like bunny ears lolol

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like Donny Darko?

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megxit 6 points ago +6 / -0

?? You drink from the chalice and take the sacrament.

Can't even get a simple thing right

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Spongebob1808 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol thanks....wasn’t sure what you found first....

Awesome....Feb. 7, 2020

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Libertynfreedom4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow that was like a one hour detour into crazy for me on that site, thanks for sharing. 🤦🏼‍♀️ World is so messed up

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Gerbaski 18 points ago +18 / -0

They forgot the robitussin though...

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Beltfed 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you gotta **lean on Jesus.

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basedvirginian [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

🎶 Lean on me, when you’re too sober. I’ll be your friend. I’ll be there to get you highhhhhhhhh as fuck🎶

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UnidentifiedPa3 17 points ago +17 / -0

We should offer Fentanyl and Newports for the Floyd communion.

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A_Russian_Wall 3 points ago +3 / -0

confetti that looks like fake money

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COCOMOJOE 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thats what they call false idols correct?

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_Sully_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

The whole "don't worship false idols" makes a lot more sense to me now.

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Ultrapepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's a hunter joke in there somewhere.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hate to be the one correcting this, but another Pede noted that those were M&Ms because some of them were blue.

Hence this meme:

https://patriots.win/p/11PWCYADPX/family-jewels--meme-army/c/

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Ultrapepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes but skittles feel truer

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the whole taste the rainbow thing.

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Spongebob1808 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren’t skittles purple?

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are blue ones in the tropical pack. Hunter strikes me as a tropical guy.

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basedvirginian [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sour blue skittles are highly underrated

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that’s right.

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Dpatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you fucking kidding me.

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HazelHen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Time for a divorce from these uncivilized noobs.

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting fact about late-stage 🤡🌎, it becomes nearly impossible to tell the difference between a troll and reality.

Noticed a post yesterday equating George Floyd to Jesus Christ. Um, no.

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cosmos411 5 points ago +5 / -0

and then they went out and beat the fuck out of any non-black person they could find.

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seventysixdon 4 points ago +4 / -0

So a lot of ppl overdosing at fentanyl Floyd's last supper or what?

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basedvirginian [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They OD after re-enacting robbing pregnant women in front of her child

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Kn33l2Dominion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that his stations of the cross?

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GilaMonsterous 4 points ago +4 / -0

Leave Arizona out of this...

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

So the Arizona Iced Tea becomes his blood and the Skittles becomes his body?

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

This cannot be real...

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basedvirginian [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, it is 🥴

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

And that is why the Apostle Paul warned us about having women as spiritual leaders.

And yes I’m a woman, business owner, community leader. But I’m fully supportive of the “patriarchy” of the church because it’s God’s plan.

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A_Russian_Wall 3 points ago +3 / -0

A woman shall be quiet in then church of god

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crucifixion, or being legally shot after assaulting someone. Tomato, tomatah

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DavidBowieRapedKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't it (not joking) Arizona Watermelon Fruit Cocktail?

And codeine of course.

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Libertynfreedom4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

BLM is a religion

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basedvirginian [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A religion of peace, if you will

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BigIslandFrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow.

Trayvon has been elevated to "Son of God" in the Woke Church of Muh Feelz an' Shit.

Jimmy Buffett crooned, "Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people."

<cough> <cough> POPE <cough>

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T471 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol....clowns

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Spongebob1808 2 points ago +2 / -0

No date? Can’t find this in her feed....

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LowKeyPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm late here, but just heard about the "girlfriend" who testified not actually being the real girlfriend. Great documentary for any other frens who are late. https://youtu.be/QAw5ykIPOBM

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basedvirginian [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lolol, I watched this last year during the lockdowns. It was super interesting and def needs more attention!

I thought it was funny but also high key creepy how often the host talked about how hot his real gf was lolol

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salt-collector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proof positive that retards can also have a flock of retards to relate to.

True Story

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projectarcturus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add that to the growing list of fake churches.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

That ain't communion. That's politics wrapped in reverence. This is a blasphemy!

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basedvirginian [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least they’ll be nice and toasty while they virtue signal in hell 🤪

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something about Cain murdering his brother Abel because God didn't accept Cain's offering. This offering isn't accepted by God because it's designed to promote division and strife and to specifically reject unity and healing.

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

File this under Blasphemy.

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Natomae 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just another thing I don't understand about the Black Community. I know they're very spiritual and religious, but how fucking selfish can you be to think that dead youths from only YOUR community get to be treated like Jesus? That Arizona Iced Tea and Skittles are in ANY WAY CLOSE to being the body & spirit of our Lord & Savior? Wtf? I really just don't get it

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_deleted_ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jesus might be flipping tables about now.